The Weeknd Trilogy ~ Eazy

Im honestly solely dropping this post to say that this Weeknd trilogy that dropped this year is absolute flames b... If you dont have all 3 your losing. So hit the link below, call up 3 different heaux for 3 different nights (if you bout that life), and let each tape work its magic...cause each tape is honestly like a wingman by itself...thank us later...
http://the-weeknd.com/

Cant wait to see what homie has in store for 2012, I'm hearing talks of 3 more dope mixtapes and possibly a tour, but we'll see...

Im out, 

~Eazy

What Not To Get Your Shorty For Christmas ~Eazy

^^I'm sure shorty wouldn't be smiling so hard 

if she knew there was nothing more than oven mitts 

and cleaning towels in that box^^

I've been gone for a minute, but we aren't gonna talk about that...lol
I decided to drop this post right before Christmas eve cause everyone knows that real niggas wait till the last minute to get their shopping done...its only right. First, lets just clarify why I used the word "Shorty" instead of Queen or Girlfriend... I believe that if you talking to a girl, really like her, want to take it further, etc... why not get her a lil sumn sumn for the holidays? On the flip side, I also used the word "Shorty" cause you shouldn't be out shopping for a flip you only hit up on weekends after the club let out and you wanna get out your thirst, we call those lay-ups b, very easy to hit and it doesn't take much effort, and since lay-ups don't take much effort, don't waste your money...

First and foremost....

• Aldo Purses: Keep in mind, I had no idea that this was a bad choice until like a week ago. Me and Brey asked this lady in Aldo which one she like best and she responds, "We'll If you actually care about the person you're buying a purse for then you would leave this cheap ass store and go to Coach".... Bitch made me feel like I should be stoned to death for even thinking about committing such a heinous act. And what makes it worse is that we actually went to Coach earlier that day and none of the bags had price tags on em....got me all the way fucked up
• Fake Jewelry: Niggas should know this by now b....but I still see y'all at those kiosks in the mall buying your shorty cubic zirconia earrings or those gold rings that you cant wear in pool water. And the logic behind it is crazy! A nigga really told me, "man look at this ring, she gone think i went to Jared's b"... nah yo, If anyone knows fake jewelry its women...just don't een risk it
• Gym Memberships, etc.. : This is a funny ass gift...but yo if you want your shorty to lose weight/look better you really gotta try more subtle ways to do it. Don't go out and buy her a treadmill and protein shakes for Christmas and expect her to be excited when she open it. A gym membership gift is like saying, baby you gotta till next Christmas to get your act together, get to work. Ladies don't wanna see that lol...avoid all exercise equipment or health care products. Don't go buying your girl a year supply of proactive if she has bumps on her face b lol, girls are too self conscious for that. No weight watchers scales or Wii fit games b
• Cleaning appliances/supplies: Another funny ass gift. I personally don't know anyone who has received this for Christmas but I wouldn't put it past you niggas to go and cop your shorty a better mop, to replace the old one so she can clean better... Dog you really gotta be a grade A dirtball to go out and buy her a vacuum for Christmas cause the rug hasn't looked its best lately, chill with the cleaning supplies
• Pets: Unless you go shopping with her to buy the pet, just avoid this as a gift. As a guy, we not gonna want no pussy as dog or rabbit running through our crib at all times of the night b. We'd go cop a killer pitbull or Cujo or some shit and 9 times outta 10 that's not what she wants, so unless you want to be dropping homie off at the animal shelter the next day, just don't een do it

And last but certainly not least...

• Clothes: Dog...females are the most random creatures on earth...When they buy clothes, they're really isn't any pattern in it whatsoever, they just buy shit. When they go to the mall, they still  buy items to go with outfits they purchased months ago. I know y'all been shopping with a shorty one day and heard her say, "Oh babe these jeans would go perfect with that pink shirt I bought last year".  So unless you some tender feminine ass nigga, there's no reason for you to be in your local Macy's rummaging through females tops your shorty. There's no winning in it, most likely she wont honestly like it, and if she does, and you got her exactly what she wanted, then there are a few questions you should ask yourself. Little things like scarves and gloves, and even lingerie are ok, that's it tho b

So there you have it, I've provided you niggas with ample information on what to stay away from when buying your shorty something this holiday season, so get out there and be great... 

Keep in mind that if you know for fact that your shorty wants a certain gift, but it happens to make an appearance on this list of struggle presents, still get it for her for the simple fact that she wants it... this list applies to niggas who aren't so sure of what to get her....if you taking a stab in the dark, avoid these items b......I'm out
Shouts to @ShesSo_Dramatic for the assist... #heyboo

~Eazy 

The Echoes... - Brey

Yesssssiiirrrrrrr Weeknd finally released his HIGHLY anticipated project, Echoes of Silence last night, the last day of fall. Let me tell you this off gate- This mixtape does NOT disappoint. In my personal opinion, after quite a few listens this is definitely better than Thursday. I CAN say however that I like the production the most out of all his projects. It's just ridiculously good. From the first track he sets a crazy tone with his cover of a VERRRRY famous song that I wouldn't have covered by anyone else.

Notable Tracks:

• D.D
• Same Old Song
• The Fall (my personal favorite)
• XO/The Host
• Outside

Keep in mind ALL of those songs are CRAZY fire and it's just a 9 track project. Download at: http://the-weeknd.com/

Step Outside The Box-Brey

Stop being obsessed with House of Balloons and Take Care and try listening to some new shit. Here are some great albums that have been getting heavy rotation by me lately:

  Florence and The Machine:

  Ceremonials + Lungs

   

Florence Welch's incredible vocals make for pleasant listens all the way through both of these great albums. If you're into GREAT vocals(can't imagine you wouldn't be) definitely check both out, starting with Lungs through the end of Ceremonials

                

The Black Keys- El Camino                                                                 

A more upbeat album, The Black Keys are some soulful white guys that make music that just makes you feel good. Just came out this month so it's fairly brand new. Throw this on while you cleanin on a Saturday or just ridin around in the daytime.

The XX-XX

I'm obviously biased but this is one of the best front-to-back chill music albums I've ever heard in my life. From the Intro to the last second of the last song it's just pure fire. The nocturnal sounds with heavy bass and strings combined with the soothing voices of Romy Madley and Jamie Smith make for a truly timeless album. Throw it on at night...or when you're sad like I currently am lol

I'm sick of people only talking about Watch the Throne, Lil Wayne, and top 5 rappers all the time. Step outside of the musical box you created for yourself and tap into the GREAT music that's out there. Diversity is a good thing with music taste and don't let anyone convince you otherwise

Logic 101:Relationships-Brey

Hola gang...Having recently just abruptly ended my 5 year long relationship, I just have a few thoughts for you guys considering relationships or already in one:

• Don't waste someone's time

 A lotta people are floating around aimlessly waiting for someone better to come along while stringing together lies about feelings to the person they're currently dating. I'm a recent #WhoHurtYou victim of this. She lost whatever feelings she had for me, yet continued to date me feeding me lies about still loving me. The other person will almost ALWAYS figure it out and get hurt. Then you create trust issues amongst good people who will then go on to continue the vicious cycle you started. Just be up front. If you just want to sex someone with no strings, LET IT BE KNOWN. If you want something serious, same thing.

• Communicate Effectively

You've heard it a million times, Communication is the MOST important thing when dealing with people in general, but especially relationships. Females and males alike tend to believe the other is a mind reader a lot of the time. This is never the case. Sure they may be able to predict actions/reactions based off of their prior knowledge, but they can't know how you FEEL about something unless you speak the fuck up. If her breathe stinks all the time, let her know that's a problem for you. If he can't eat the box, let him know otherwise he'll think he's killing it cause you allow him to. If she uses teeth AT ALL while-nvm you get the idea.

• Title it up

Sorry fellas, but titles are necessary for most women. That grey ambiguous area where you may be hittin it and leadin her on to believe there could be more is just creating more and more trust issues in our generation. Don't forget, "We're just Fucking" is technically a title.

I could go on and on but I'll just leave it there today. Stay classy my friends

I'm out,

Brey

Monday Random Thoughts- Brey

• Since y'all don't know what I look like ^^ there's me
• NBA back!!!
• Girls With Tattoos >>>>>
• Yes I realize I'm posted up on the struggle Neon
• Can't wait to see The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.Shit looks REAL
•  I ain't shit for comin back to the blog just to do a Random thoughts post
• Lots of different "Best Of's" comin for 2011 wrap up posts
• I just hope Derrick Rose doesn't get injured with this fuck boy NBA season
• If you go for your goal 100%(not 85%) you should be able to get where you want
• Wendy's is trippin taking away double stacks
• Got a piano in my room now.Bout to be a lil Scott Joplin
• None of you care about any of these random thoughts huh?
• I Don't care cause you're clearly still reading them
• Echoes of Silence comes out this week I guarantee you
• That's Weeknd's new mixtape to all you cave dwellers
• The world end in 2012 so you may as well give the box up
• If you wack just be yaself
• Follow me on twitter @breyboy11
• Start commenting on our blogs!

Best TV show of All Time Tournament Update

Wassup yall. Yes I realize we've been "Ain't shit-ish" the past few weeks but college kids have lives and we don't want to do half ass posts for y'all. Ok we're at our last division of the first round finally.Last round saw wins by Heroes, Boardwalk Empire, Prison Break, and Entourage(decisively). Get your votes in on the right side of the screen for Drama West!!Drama is easily the heavyweight division.Y'all have until Thursday by midnight to vote so we can get as many as possible!

Sitcom East
1. Friends

2. Fresh Prince

3. Seinfeld

5. Martin

Drama East
1. Entourage

2. Prison Break

6. Boardwalk Empire

5. Heroes

Comedy
1. Simpsons

2. Family Guy

3. Office

5. Curb Your Enthusiasm

Sitcom West
1. Jamie Foxx Show

2. Steve Harvey Show

6. Parkers

4. My Wife And Kids


Drama West
1. Wire
8. Californication

2. True blood
7. Lost

3. Law & Order
6. 24

4. House
5. One Tree Hill

Songs of the Day ~ Eazy

With Take Care having dropped 2 days ago, I have to go ahead and provide the blog with my favorite tracks off the highly anticipated album, along with the download links. Although the entire CD is dope, to me at least, these are just my 3 favorites, rock out to them today....you're welcome...

1. Practice: http://www.mediafire.com/?lq2yk3pgvidqap9

Madd people like this joint, especially with the "Back That Ass Up" sample and hook, shit is nothing but flames yo...

"I know he messed up, But a let a real nigga make it right...Let a real nigga make it right, you deserve that much"

"Don't give them no more chances, Oh girl they had their turn....Everything for a reason, There's things you had to learn....from them. But when I get you to myself. You know what's going down, what's going down"

2. Crew Love f. Weeknd: http://www.mediafire.com/?84ue1hpaj1a6136

My niggaa Weeknd thooo, yo this guy never lets me down b (pause) Every track he's hopped on has been straight fire, so I already knew what it was when I heard he was on the album, this shit mad smooth

"Smoking weed under star projectors.....I guess we'll never know what Harvard gets us. But seeing my family have it all, took the place of that desire for diplomas on the wall"

3. Lord Knows f. Rick Ross: http://www.mediafire.com/?hn3clz9y25l663y

In my opinion, this is definitely the hardest track on the album as far as rap goes, mixed with a dope ass beat from Just Blaze and another hot verse from Ross....crack!

"I don't trust these hoes at all.....But that's just the result of me paying attention, To all these women that think like men with the same intentions"

"I'm hearing all of the jokes, I know that they tryna push me. I know that showin' emotion don't ever mean I'm a pussy. Know that I don't make music for niggas who don't get pussy, So those are the ones I count on to diss me or overlook me"

"A lot of niggas came up off of a style that I made up, But if all I hear is me, then who should I be afraid of?"

If you haven't checked the album out yet be sure to look out for those tracks, Eazy will never lead you astray musically...im out

~Eazy

Lockout Debate & Heartbreaks ~ Eazy

Iight first and foremost....fuck everyone with perfectly working game systems and MW3 right now b...i haven't even seen so much of a screen shot of the damn game on a count of my Xbox being handicapped for the time being. Shit has been out for 24 hours and I'm at the crib with a plastic fork tryna fix my Xbox...smh

But on to the matter at hand...this got damn lockout yo...Mann, this shit was sort of comical back in the summer when niggas knew everything would work out for the best come October, but with it now being November 8, and a week of games having already gone by unplayed, something has got to give yo. Last Tuesday I watched TNT for damn near an hour with high hopes that them niggas would at least show a Bulls highlight reel, practice tape or something...nothing happened... Shit is progressively getting realer by the second at this point cause these niggas have no intentions on coming to an agreeance whatsoever. The players just recently rejected David Sterns last offer today, led by this creep Derek Fisher, of all people. I really don't trust that fuckboy to lead the players, but sadly public speaking is Derek Rose's strong point, so i'll let homie rock. Laughter has slowly turned to frowny faces and watery eyes with this shit cause I was one of the niggas making jokes in the beginning... now I'm here tuning in to ESPN classic and eating ice cream reminiscing of better days :'(
I was listening to a couple interviews on the situation and it sounds like they should have an agreement by the 16th and be playing around Christmas time...although that's still like a month and a half away, its much better than no season at all.
In other news, with the lockout still going strong, this has been one of the strongest Cuffing Season's I've ever witnessed. Niggas out here taking jump-offs to red lobster and paying for both meals and shit, its incredible. The other day I saw a nigga holding hands with a chick at McDonalds. Now, its not the struggle date that shocked me, its more so the enthusiastic interaction between the two. Its wayy too early in Cuffing Season for shit like that to be going down. Niggas haven't even got a chance to bring out the big coats yet b. Absence of the NBA is really having a negative affect on the community. We gotta fix this shit. So with all that being said, Fuck You David Stern, and Fuck you too Derek Fisher....im out
~Eazy

Twitter 101: The Unfollow Theory ~Eazy

Whats good ya'll, Eazy here once again to attempt to better everyday life. Over the past few weeks we at Marvin's Room have had our top Scientists and Mathematicians working hours on end to come up with a solution for one of the biggest problems that have ever occurred in the twitter universe, the annoying follower. Well, I am proud to say, on behalf of the entire Marvin's Room team, that we've come up with what we feel is  our greatest solutions yet....One we call, "The Unfollow Theory"....peep game...
Now in essence, this is in fact just a theory, so although it hasn't been proven as fact just yet, it has without a doubt worked enough to in fact be considered a theory. This is for those twitter peeps who just can't stand that one person, or group of people, on their timeline who either says dumb shit, tweets too much, doesn't tweet at all, or just isn't the least bit interesting. We've taken our super intelligent notes and gatherings, and formulated them into a simple middle school style "if, then" statement so that even the dumbest of tweeters  could comprehend. A few of you may think that this theory is a a little unorthodox, but please...bare with us here, cause we really think we're onto something...

The Unfollow Theory: "If you happen to come across a certain someone on your timeline whose tweets you'd rather not see, and you take it upon yourself to visit said person's page, position your mouse over the "Unfollow" button under their avi and proceed to click, then you will in fact be free from having to view that persons tweets for as long as you choose."


At this point the shock from the amazingness that is The Unfollow Theory should have set in. It honestly had us shaking when we first worked out all the logarithms and derivatives and stumbled across this scientific breakthrough. This here is groundbreaking....

We understand that some of you are visual learners and still may not comprehend, so for you guys, it should

look something like this.  

Nah but yo to keep it a hunnit, I honestly felt like we had to break it down to people like this because a lot of you just don't get it yo... Its mad simple, how can you sit at your computer and complain about a persons tweets who you willingly follow??? Shit is stupid. Niggas act like whack followers are some sort or disease for which there isn't a cure. I may be wrong, but I'm almost certain that a nigga didn't threaten to kill you if you unfollow him, so what's the problem? I honestly want to understand lol. Because i constantly hear people saying shit like, "Toby tweets dumb shit" or "I'm tired of seeing him on my timeline" or "Bonquesha sounds so ignorant I hate her tweets" etc... Just click the button b, that's all it takes, and 'poof' they're gone. People love to use that "their my friend" excuse and shit, but if you are really friends, then a simple unfollow shouldn't hinder the friendship one bit. Its just twitter lol. I'd unfollow my own Mother if she started tweeting some reckless shit. So stop with the crying. Its your twitter timeline and only you control who you want to see and who you don't want to see. "Less complaining and more unfollowing b".....umm... feel free to follow me tho

Im out... oh yea, and don't forget to vote if you already haven't, thanks to all who have participated
~Eazy  (@Tha_FreshPrince)
P.S. No my mom doesn't have a twitter, it was just an example.

Best TV Shows Of Our Time Tournament

What's good y'all! Brey and Eazy here.... We're trying something new and would appreciate y'all's support for it. We got the idea of hosting a NCAA style tournament for the best TV shows of the past 20 years. Obviously there are maddd shows that are very different so we broke it down by 4 general categories: Sitcom, Comedy, and Two separate Dramas. We want y'all to vote on our daily poll (pause) that will have a new match up to vote on every 3 days. Spread the word cause things can get interesting later down the line. Obviously we will update what the results are after each round. First up is the first round for Sitcom East, should be a good one. You can submit your votes to the right. This is what the tourney is looking like...


Sitcom East
1. Friends
8. Smart Guy

2. Fresh Prince
7. Wayans Bros

3. Seinfeld
6. Living single

4. Frasier
5. Martin

Drama East
1. Entourage

8. Bones

2. Prison Break
7. Grey's Anatomy

3. CSI
6. Boardwalk Empire

4. OZ
5. Heroes

Comedy
1. Simpsons
8. King Of The Hill

2. Family Guy
7. Everybody Hates Chris

3. Office
6. Futurama

4. Scrubs
5. Curb Your Enthusiasm

Sitcom West
1. Jamie Foxx Show
8. Will And Grace


2. Steve Harvey Show
7. Everybody Loves Raymond


3. The Game
6. Parkers


4. My Wife And Kids
5. 2 And A Half Men

Drama West
1. Wire
8. Californication

2. True blood
7. Lost

3. Law & Order
6. 24

4. House
5. One Tree Hill

Results will be up on Friday morning, polls end Friday at 2 AM, be sure to vote for your shows!
We out
@Tha_FreshPrince
@Breyboy11

What We're Bumpin- Brey

Just droppin in to hopefully update your iTunes library. I've been nostalgic lately so don't expect any new hot shit....

Digable Planets- Reachin

I'm sure 95% of you never heard of them but they are VERYYYY dope. They infuse jazz instrumentals and heavy(for the 90's) bass. Their lyrics are more poetic, reflective of a lot of the underground hip hop scene in the 90's. I recommend them for true fans of hip hop not you lil boosie ass niggas.

Kanye West- 808's and Heartbreak

No I'm not lonely and no my heart was not recently broken(although...nvm). Contrary to popular belief this album is great. It's obviously not typical Kanye so a lot of people(including myself) hated on it when it first came out. I was in high school so i didn't fully grasp what the nigga was sayin honestly. Having been in a real relationship this album is genius. I now notice the trend of people who say this album is wack haven't been in a real long term relationship, so they can't relate.Completely understandable. Musically and lyrically it's on par and as far as I'm concerned Kanye has a perfect track record to date. Kid Cudi wrote 1/3 of the album in case you didn't know.....speaking of which...

Kid Cudi-MOTM2- The Legend of Mr Rager

One of my favorite artists so I may be biased. This album sonically and lyrically is just on par. Cudi is just so different  with his style. He's one of the few hip hop artists that makes good music all around. He can sing on a track, but he can also flow very nicely with a laid back style. he does his thing and doesn't really give that many fucks about what you think.Definitely a must listen

Check these out if you're in a chill mood but still wanna listen to hip hop. These definitely won't disappoint 

I'm Out,

Brey

Mini Update- Brey

Wassup y'all...Just a quick announcement.

In the very near future Eazy and I will be doing something with the blog which will require your participation. We'll need as many people as possible so follow us on Twitter for updates or just keep checking back here. I assure you it'll be interesting. It'd be much appreciated thanks....

Twitter- @breyboy11 and @Tha_FreshPrince

I'm Out,

Brey

Projects of the Day - Eazy

The new Wale & CuDi track dropping today got me playing all of the homie CuDi's old music that I fuck with. Since CuDi is one of my favorite rappers I've decided to pass these projects on along to y'all. Most of you probably already have these works, so go back and hit them up, and if you don't, they're mad dope so check them out, here are the links...

http://www.mediafire.com/?2n1gokjtm5n 

Tracks To Look For:

Down & Out

Man On The Moon

The Prayer

Day N Night

Embrace The Martian

Pillow Talk 

T.G.I.F

http://www.mediafire.com/?tiur5oo3ngz

Tracks To Look For:

Soundtrack To My Life
Solo Dolo
Heart Of A Lion
Sky Might Fall
CuDi Zone
Hyyerr


Yall be easy...
~Eazy

Cuffing Season Vol. 1 The Mixtape : Draft Day -Eazy (w/ @HunniB_Rose)

With it already being early-mid October niggas across the globe have already been hosting tryouts, interviews, and reviewing applications for this years cuffing season. Shit is no easy task. We at Marvin's Room realize and understand this fully, which is exactly why we've formulated a mixtape, or playlist if you will, of tracks to help make the draft process go a little smoother. These tracks have been tested and are certified box acquiring melody's that are sure to get that special shorty right where u want her. In these times, there's no time to be wasted on one particular girl, its tryouts b, if she not bout that life then you just gotta make that first round cut. If she is, she's sure to be enticed by this compilation of tracks we've put together.

Here's the Tracklist, hit the link down below...Thank Us Later

1. Celebration (rmx) - Tank f. Chris Brown & Trey Songz
2. High For This - Weeknd
3. Quickie - Miguel
4. Skin - Rihanna
5. Thursday - Weeknd
6. Cece's Interlude - Drake
7. Mars vs. Venus - Usher
8. Okay - Usher
9. The Party & The After Party - Weeknd
10. Coming Down - Weeknd
11. Raindrops - Jeremih
12. She Will - Lil Wayne f. Drake
13. The Walls - Mario f. Fabolous
14. The Zone - Weeknd
15. Nature Feels - Frank Ocean
16. A Night Off - Drake f. Lloyd
17. Trust Issues - Weeknd
18. Dance For You - Beyonce
19. Speak French - Jamie Foxx f. Gucci
20. I Get Lonely Too - Drake

“Cuffing Season Vol. 1 The Mixtape : "Draft Day"

Stick around because Vol. 2 will be dropping sometime in Nov, well after cuts have been made, files have been disposed of, and girls have been chosen. Shoutout to @HunniB_Rose for the help, follow her she cool.  Ya'll be easy..

~Eazy 

The 2K Effect - Eazy

We made it.... This is the day where men around the world have been impatiently waiting for and women have been dreading. The drop of 2K fuckin 12. I'm ecstatic to say the least. If you don't have the game by now, you fuckin losing b...except for me, cause although I reserved the game already, my x box took it upon itself to completely stop working last week, fuck Microsoft b. So I've just been spending what would be my 2k time reading the joyous tweets of others enjoying the game...hopefully ill get my turn soon enough :'(. On to the matter at hand tho! The 2K effect. This is where gamers everywhere completely abandon all of our prior responsibilities and obligations, mainly women,  for about a 2 to 4 week period to focus all attention on 2k. Fret not tho cause we at Marvin's Room have a few guidelines/tips that will help you all understand this concept to ensure that everyone makes it through this peacefully and happy....Ladies I know this is a particularly hard time for you so pay attention.

1. Leave Me Be, b
This is by far most important. You gotta understand ladies, niggas have been waiting for this shit to drop ever since we completed the last Michael Jordan challenge on 2K11. So whatever time i have between classes, work or studying, that Xbox will be on. This is what the 2k effect does to men. In no way am I gonna wanna go out and chill with you the night after 2K12 drops, while my $60 game just chills all alone in the Xbox. Go by yourself b. For the next 2 to 4 weeks, all the time we usually spend is gonna be dedicated to the Chicago Bulls. I don't wanna hear it. Us niggas have let y'all rock as we sat back quietly in the background for the entire seasons of Housewives or Bad Girls Club.  Plus, shit only comes once a year, we've given you all ample time to prepare, so now that the day has come, just leave me be, b.

2. No I Don't Wanna Play With You
I know what you're thinking ladies, cause for some reason you all have this idea that since all we want to do is play 2k, that if you learn to play you can join in on the fun.....nah yo. Take those stupid thoughts and go play with that expensive ass flat iron you got for your birthday, or better yet, play house and hook a nigga up with a meal or something, hunger is sure to follow after completing a couple of those season games. Just know that we aren't playing 2K, No way I'm I gonna listen to "how did you do that!?" or "why cant he shoot 3's too?" or "let me score!"  for 4 entire 7 minute quarters.

3. Practice And I'll Leave You
I strongly advise those strong minded women who just Have to play 2k to not get good at it. Because if I were to catch a glimpse of my girl actually showing promise in the game ima automatically think you were learning from some niggas down the street. Don't come around here cooking with D Rose yo I promise you you'll be single in a matter of crossovers.

4. Beat Me And I'll Beat Yo....Nvmind
Like my nigga Brey said, "if your girl can beat you in 2K, its not considered domestic violence." Once that 4th quarter clock approaches 0 and your girl has acquired more points than you, she is officially by law an 18+ male and can be dealt with as such. If I've been playing 2K for years now there's no way ima take my girl beating me lightly. Shit just strips you of all your manhood and dignity. How can you explain shit like that to your first born son b? In no way are we at Marvin's Room promoting domestic abuse but umm....do what you gotta do fellas

5. Do You
The 2K effect is in no way a bad thing. You ladies think that just because we not tryna chill with you for a few weeks that we don't love you. Nah b that's not the case...in fact, we doing this for y'all. This is y'all time to get your life together in you career, education or whatever other endeavours you may be seeking. You know you need it, so stop being ungrateful b, you can just thank us later.

6. The 2K Effect Doesn't Discriminate
Don't think for one second that just because you're "A Dime" or look good the The 2k effect wont pay a visit to a relationship near you. Cause you'll just be more disappointed when it happens. Sure if you're on the lower side of the rating scale you may experience an extended time frame from the 2K effect, but everyone gets put on that back burner for at least a few, its not you boo, its us.

7. The "Avid 2K Woman"
Fellas, women will often try to fake you out by boasting about how nice they are in 2K, don't fall for it!!! 9 times out of 10 its just a lonely attempt for them to join you having a merry time. Because sure enough, once the players hit the court the first thing she's gonna say is, "how do i jump for the ball". Take my word for it b, tell her to jump her ass back to the crib.

8. 4th Shift
This is a term I created strictly for big releases like 2K. We all know there are only 3 shifts in a day, but the 4th shift has no specific time. Its whenever you decided to consider yourself free. So basically females, get in where you fit it. If you see homie taking a break from 2K to chill or relax, that's your time to hop in and offer your services. This way you aren't completely being left out, you just have a short time frame to chill. Be appreciative that Call of duty didn't also drop today cause this guideline would then be void.

9. You Mad?
This is mostly for you bitter females out there. Ones who cant accept the fact that they've been temporarily replaced by animated sports players. Ones who don't want to abide by the Marvin's Room guidelines and will probably end up breaking their mans 2k or X box. I just have one thing to say.......Yo you mad? Aaahhhh you mad huh? Here are a couple tweets I saw last night from these type of females, lmao
"...I HATE 2k, but its still no choice, its still in my life. -_____-"
"Omq I hate that fuckin x box.!!! & I hate 2k even more.!"
"Fuck him, fuck 2K, and fuck that damn play staytion!"
These shits had me in tears!

That's all we have for now and should be more than enough to get everyone through these next few weeks with their relationships and game systems in tact. Y'all be good though, ima go try to convince Brey to come scoop so maybe I too can join in on the experience that is The 2K Effect.

I'm out,
~Eazy

Daily Horoscope- Brey

What's good yall...The stars have spoken and I have the inside scoop on what's going on with Libras around the world today:

• The stars say that provided that you aren't paralyzed, you will walk today.
• You will most likely feel something emotionally today, because as a Libra, you have emotions.
• You will say words to someone else, and they may or may not respond.

Ok back to stargazing....

I'm Out,

Brey

Legging Season :-) ~Eazy

Ahhh yesss here we aree!!! We've reached my favorite season of the year people...yessirr legging season. Ive never felt such a combination of bliss and dismay in my life. Cause you all know just as well as I do that in the wrong hands...leggings can make shit take a terrible turn for the worst. And you inconsiderate ass females know exactly who you are yo. Its because of this that we here at Marvin's Room have decided to set a few guidelines for this season to come to ensure happiness for all...

Rule #1: Leggings Aren't For Everybody! 
This is by far the most important rule yo, like honestly. Shit like this should be laid out in the constitution. As such an amazing item of clothing, it was certain that leggings would catch the eyes of most females of all types and sizes...and that is exactly where the problem lies b. Sorry if I sound indignant but yo this has been a persistent problem in my community from year to year. Im tired of happily walking to class only to be incensed by the sight 2 lumpy thighs trapped in spandex passing my peripheral. The shit has to stop yo. This is in no way a shot at larger females, ....well a little, but some of you smaller females also have that cottage cheese in leggings look poppin off. 
Leggings arent for yall, im sorry. The shit isnt flattering and seeing shit like that really ruins a niggas day. And the fucked up part is, I know yall see that shit when yall first put the leggings on. Mirrors are like $5 b and they come standard in every restroom, no way will I believe that yall dont know what you look like.... its just inconsiderate, better the community and just throw a pair of jeans on...maybe you can rock leggings next season

Rule #2 Don't Let Them Fake You Out Bro
This is also a very important rule, cause every man knows that there's nothing worse than the leggings facade. Niggas be in desert level thirst mode when chillin with a chick who has what we think is a fatty, just to pull the leggings down and it be another mirage trap set by the spandex gods...Niggas be in the utmost disbelief b. Where'd the booty go? Leggings really locates all the greatness located in that general area and shapes it perfectly into a fatty to the untrained eye. Shit is like a magic trick yo. And girls no this shit, so trust me, flat chicks will not hesitate to throw on these '24 hour booty' garments and catch niggas slippin. You have to use your better judgement tho, context clues and shit. Like was ALL that there in the summer? Or did it just appear overnight. Also, look at her posture, cause girls with no ass like to flaunt it for the 24 hour period that they get it from leggings. Its new to them so they gonna try to show that shit off before they have to take the leggings off at the end of the day and return to reality.

Rule #3 Help Ensure My Safety

I understand how comfortable leggings are and the whole 9 but ladies I must ask that you please stop wearing this particular item of clothing to the gym to workout... I'm sick of it b. Upon entering the gym as soon as a spot a good looking chick in spandex I immediately feel the need to prove myself. I've incurred at least 2 injures in the gym this summer cause of you females yo. I'm tired of struggling to find the inner strength to finish my bench press sets and chick with leggings walks by and strips me of all my focus and dedication. Nothing can get accomplished when chicks are in the gym in spandex b...and what makes it worse is, y'all never do anything that's even remotely difficult. you always find the chicks in spandex doing knee-ups or other worthless exercise that can be performed in your respective homes. Explain to me why homegirl in the pic couldn't have done that on the floor in her living room...exactly. So for the sake of my health and others like me...try throwing on some b ball shorts or something, they work just as well, I'm sure of it.

Rule #4 Dont Blame Me
Females.....yall know exactly what you are doing when you squeeze into those leggings and start your day, don't even front like you don't. So if you happen to turn around and catch a nigga with his eyes wide open and tongue out you honestly cant even be mad at homie, it's in no way his fault. So don;t turn around an try to hit us with that disgusted look, cause you no you like the attention...and if not, maybe you should dress more like 90's Queen Latifah and less like Meagan Good. And not tryna point fingers or anything...but yall are the ones with the overnight ass on display so my looking at it or attempting to grab is 100% your fault...im chillin' tho..

Iight yall thats all I have for now, as the season progresses though know that I shall not hesitate to add more rules as I come across them...Im out

~Eazy

Daily Horoscope: Scorpio- Brey

So I see a lot of you follow/believe horoscopes to a tee. So here in Marvins Room we will do our best to accommodate your interests by hitting you with some facts we've accumulated from stargazing and close studying. These posts will be short and sweet, as we'll try to keep them daily. So as far as relationships go, Scorpios:

• As a Scorpio, you tend to not like being abused in a relationship. This strictly Scorpio trait alludes to the rest of your personality.
• Scorpios happen to mostly enjoy sex. This is one of their famous claims, as hardly any other signs enjoy sex like that.
•  MOST scorpios tend to flirt at some point in their lives. This is a result of the Orion star being placed in the lateral lucent part of the galaxy

Most Scorpios will read this and exclaim, "That Describes me perfectly!". This is because we are in fact, Geniuses on the subject

I'm Out,

Brey

Brey's Quote of the Day

"Niggas Wanna be verified on Twitter Cause they nobodies in real life"

Logic 101: The Fake Care Effect- Brey

Wassup y'all. I just gotta vent a little about a trend I've seen that I'm choosing to call the "Fake Care" effect.

These nationally televised court cases and publicized legal matters have been rearing people's ignorant negligence to an ugly head. I truly don't understand why most people choose to Fake Care about these things. The day shit is about to come to an end all of a sudden you're picketing outside? Since when did most of y'all care? Just stop it. People want to stand for something I get that but don't just hop on the Care Train when a verdict is reached or a person is executed. You showing support on the spot is totally different than pretending you cared all along. We all know the justice system isn't perfect but you if you're not gonna change it then honestly don't talk shit about it cause nobody wants to hear that shit. We get it, you fake political. People use these topics and stories as a way to divert from their own struggles and issues. Who cares if Casey Anthony is guilty or not when your child is in a shitty school system not getting the education they need? Y'all should worry about things you can improve in YOUR lives rather than bickering about shit that most likely doesn't mean much to you.

The notion "Shit Happens" is a phrase often used, but some people really don't grasp the concept fully. It is VERY simple people, good and bad shit happens everyday to people everywhere. Think Alanis Morissette's song "Ironic". You can be a person free of sin and act like the most righteous person in the world and get hit by a drunk driver. Sure it's a tragedy but it happens, however bad it may cause you to feel. Stay positive but also remain realistic. People nowadays have a way of feeling very entitled to shit not fathoming they could lose it all in a heartbeat.

Casey Anthony is one example. They had jurors who saw and heard more about the case than most of us civilians and yet even though she was let free yall are steady screaming she's guilty. Truth is only she REALLY knows everything so you talkin shit about her isn't doing shit at all but wasting time of your life. She clearly doesn't give a fuck about what people think. Casey isn't paying your bills or doing your Homework so take a seat and relax.

The new story that spawned this whole Fake Care blog is the Troy Davis story. Man was locked up for 20 plus years and not a fucking whisper about him. NOW the day he's to be executed you know for a fact he's not guilty? Fact is a white cop was killed in the 80's. Someone has to pay for that shit hard in Georgia. The nigga was either at the wrong place at the wrong time or he fuckin did it. Either way you're gonna continue to live your life. Sure it's sad that he has to die POTENTIALLY innocent but fact is most of you aren't gonna do shit to change the judicial system so fall back. I BY NO MEANS want him to die, but I'm not gonna lose sleep over it and most of you won't either. If you genuinely care about topics like these then this isn't addressed to you. This is for people who love to "Fake Care" about issues that clearly they wouldn't discuss if it wasn't the "Topic of the Day"

I'm Out

Brey

Why This Fall/Winter is Going to Be So Dope-Brey

Wassup yall. I know I'm not the only one ecstatic about this coming cold season. Shit is gonna get very real and I expect nothing less than greatness, fades, sexy white women with uggs, and frigid heartbreaks :(.
But for once I'm focusing on the more positive and here's what to look forward to this Fall/Winter:

Boardwalk Empire

Quite Frankly one of the dopest TV shows out, which shouldn't be a surprise since it's on HBO. This show follows prohibition times and basically the trials and tribulations of old school gangstas. The show is so dope It makes the series finale of Entourage less saddening. Check it out 9/25 if you paid your cable bill. Also Hung, How to Make It In America, and American Horror Story on F/X look promising...

NBA 2K12

Uhh what is there to explain? The ONLY downside to this game is that because of the lockout the game can't include any of the rookies. Frankly who wants to play with Kyrie Irving when you have Magic Johnson, Hakeem, Jordan etc.? Don't worry I'll wait.... The only other video-game that I fuck with coming out is Assassin's Creed. I still haven't beat L.A. Noire smh(Dopest game of the year so far).

Drake's Take Care and Weeknd's       Echoes of Silence

These two projects are looking to be amazing. The Weeknd has already given us two great mixtapes and it'd be shocking if his last of the year wasn't insanely crack. Drake has been doin his thing all year and personally I feel as if he has a great chance to have the album of the year. Drake's shit is droppin Oct. 24th and Weeknd's project is droppin probably at the edge of fall close to winter. Don't comment telling me about the album covers I know they're fake bro.

Watch The Throne Tour

Niggas will definitely be in attendance for this shit. Fuck your reviews of the album the atmosphere is gonna be CRAZY in the building. When Niggas in Paris comes on I'm warning everyone haymakers will most likely be thrown and ignorance will consume my entire being. Adele will also be on tour this Fall so be on the lookout for her cause her shit is AMAZING. So amazing in fact that, niggas like me can't afford it.

The iPhone 5

I'm gonna operate under the notion that the rumors are true for this device. I have no idea if it's true but I don't care. Niggas gotta get rid of this 3GS cause apparently with this iPhone I'm not Team Iphone :(.

The combination of all these make for a great couple of seasons to come. Be safe out there this winter people as every day out here is one day closer to the end (or a new beginning if you're a glass half full loser).

Be sure to check out my post "The Sheep Effect" dropping tomorrow as well as daily horoscopes posted by me and Eazy from time to time(You're gonna wanna read them)

I'm Out,

Brey

Tuesday Thoughts 9-13-11 (Eazy's Back)

• First and foremost...RIP 2 Pac....secondly, I apologize for gettin ghost for like a month and betraying the blog. I planned on writing one like 3 weeks ago but uhh, yea...so here I am, back for a second time like MJ in 95.
• To be honest, i really was starting to think I was too Hollywood for this blog shit. At a party a chick approached me asking if I was Eazy from that blog site and told me how funny i was. Ever since then you can't tell me shit, ima fuckin celebrity b.
• I refuse to wife a girl up until twitter is over and done with yo, no telling what goes down in the secret world of dms. Niggas are starting to blatantly dish lines to niggas queens via dm. I've seen, and even done this before lol, no way am i starting a long term commitment with a girl while you niggas are roaming freely throughout twitter.
•  Wendy's is winning with this new lemonade... McDonald's better watch out, that struggle dollar tea isn't looking so appetizing anymore
• Today was so hot, this Muslim woman beside me had to result to taking off her hijab in my presence...and I know that shit is like illegal or frowned upon or something. Temperature got outta hand and she was just like fuck religion 
• Serena Williams has got to chill
• I promise you yall cant count the struggles... if someone hits me with the correct number of struggles you can have Brey's Dre Beats, word up 

• I guarantee that this pic where taken in Greensboro...the official birth place of the struggle
• Lmao yo why does homies headphones have the AV red white and yellow cables tho.....im dying
• This girl got mad at me the other day cause I said Bernie Mac supposed to be performing at the amphitheater next month...she must not have gotten a flyer
• Words with Friends will dead ass have you trying to spell out the most outlandish words just to get the dub. Last week I couldve sworn queepers was a word b...i just knew I was about to get like 90 points
• Its barely even Tuesday anymore....should i change this to wedn....fuck it
• Some bloods on twitter said they dropped Game at the mall in front of his kid yesterday. Idk if its true or not but it got me thinking. If any man drops you in front of your toddler child you really have no choice but to murder him once you regain consciousness...Imagine that lil nigga telling your queen the story once yall get home, cant have that shit go down yo.
• Legging season is right around the corner! Ive never been so excited and equally scared in my life...some of you larger size females are gonna have to chill this season, you know who you are...
• Yall enjoy the rest of your nights...Im out

~Eazy

Where's Eazy?!?!- Brey

Yeah I don't know what the fuck is going on but Eazy has disappeared from the blogging world. Any of you guys seen this nigga? Couple more days and I'm deadass changin the password....another week and I'll probably have to hold blogger tryouts smh.... oh yeah if any of y'all have guest blogs you'd be interested in doing hit me up on twitter @breyboy11 and I WILL tell you if it's wack or fire....in the meantime the search continues....

Wednesday Random Thoughts- Brey

-This is actually kind of a lonely post

-Wednesday is spelled fuckin weird...why can't it be "Winsday"

-If this NBA lockout cancels the season I will shed tears

-If the NBA does go through I'm thinkin Bulls back to the ECF again

-NBA 2K12 and Iphone 5 next month!!!!

-This Fall/Winter is gonna be the best in years for me

-I'm more sad about Entourage ending than the fact that I'm broke again smh

-Ari Gold is really the best TV show personality ever...although Larry David isn't far behind

-I'm really shooting a commercial tomorrow

-I'm goin to be the next Denzel, one Pepsi commercial at a time

-Why would you even have any other computer than a Mac?

-I'm jealous of @dwolfunc honestly

-This blog shit is tough with no inspiration

-Twitter alone can put your life on many different tracks if you use it right

-Twitter is still 85% jokes people

-Who wants to do a guest blog?I'll tell you if your idea is shit

Logic 101:The Lonely Effect- Brey

Ok Ok I know we been slackin lately but school and work have been real in our defense. Anyway I just HAVE to get at a growing phenomenon that's become a profound detrimental aspect of many females' lifestyle.

The Lonely Effect

Smh this sad sad epidemic has snuck up and sucker punched women from many different backgrounds square in the chest. We all know friends, family, and we can even see in strangers that loneliness plays a major role in their lives. I notice it in women more so that's who I comment on. Someone you love or just know casually may be lonely if they say/tweet/post on Facebook any of the following:

• "Niggas ain't shit"
• "I wish I could cuddle right now"
• "I hate guys"
• "I'm an empowered single woman"
• "#NW The Notebook...Missing him"
• "Bout to watch 106 & Park"

You get the idea. This is statistically not a surprise, as women outnumber us guys by A LOT. I'm gonna operate for the sake of this post under the notion that women don't want a guy that cheats (even to help the community). I asked around to see what these girls criteria was for guys, because maybe that's the reason. The black girls basically described Shemar Moore in "Diary of a Mad Black Woman"..whilst white girls basically described, yep, Ryan Gosling in "The Notebook". SMH

I'm by no means hating on the men those actors portrayed, because they were real, but let's be honest here ladies: Ridiculously high expectations will kill your potential relationships. Y'all gotta meet a person and like them for THEM. Not what you think they have the potential to be. You'll only be disappointed in the future. If he tears it up but can't read a book don't expect to change him into a scholar. Some things have room for growth naturally but keep it realistic that's all I ask. If he ain't shit while you're "Talking" he won't be shit in a relationship. Not thinking realistically combined with sheer bad luck results in pure unscathed loneliness.

All of us aren't the same as well, so a lot of you end up lonely because of what some moron did to you in high school. GET OVER IT. Bad shit happens to everyone for no reason at all everyday. Stop with the sense of entitlement and let's think clearly here. If he cheats don't assume every guy is gonna cheat. It isn't fair and you'll close off a potential window for happiness and true companionship. Otherwise you can end up like Dana Gordon on Entourage and be a "Career Girl", which is what should be a main focus already. Skip the slutty dress and club night and read a damn book or make career moves. You take care of you and the rest will fall into place. We don't want women who wander around aimlessly.

This of course is me venting cause the loneliness is at an all time high right now. It's gotten hard to watch. There of course are some of you who will continue to be lonely and not know why and that's to be expected. Others may already be prepared and locked in for "Cuffing Season". Either way I'm just giving my 2 cents so if you don't agree/dislike my post sorry but I quite frankly don't care.

I'm Out,

Brey