SN 101-"The Five Twitter Commandments"- Brey

Ok so i know we're all superstars on twitter, but some shit has got to stop. We all have mistakenly gone back on some shit we've said but let's start on a new leaf. There has been lots of slander in the past few weeks at Twitter High, so here are things that will lead you to prosperous and safe pastures in the Social Networking world of Twitter.

FROM NOW ON:

1. "No Subtweeting" Don't subtweet about people with a twitter page. If you got some sly shit to say about a person that follows you or vice versa, text that shit to a friend who will most likely give more of a fuck than your followers.Or take the high road.....and hit that @ button. We don't need your "Nah i don't wanna start anything" cowardly bullshit funkin up our mentions.... "@ or Dap" is a lifestyle. At the end of the day if you're scared to approach someone on a website, what would you do in person?

2."Slander with Open Arms". Don't slander then get mad if you're slandered. 85% of twitter is mostly jokes (unless you're a just a bitch) so if you can't take them then get a protected page and only follow celebrities or family members. I'm tired of seeing people jump in on someone that's getting slandered but then wanna subtweet  pure American Psycho-style violence when it's their turn. Remember it's just like high school, everybody has their day to get slandered and the people who can take it are the "cool kids". So if you say some weak shit and get hit with a "Zzzzzzz" or "#WhoHurtYou", let that shit ride cause slander is essentially, love.
(Word to Black Twitter)

3. "Grieve Elsewhere". If you're upset, don't bring that shit to Twitter ignoring the consequences. This is mostly in relation to the last commandment. People are FUCKING RUTHLESS on twitter. If you're having a bad day or just feeling down in general, take your sorrows over to Facebook Ave., where you'll get : "Yo What's Wrong?", "I hope you feel better!", or "Text me b i got you". Don't mosey on over to Twitter Blvd.....where you'll be received with "RT if You Don't Care" or "#LonelyTweet" or "#SO". I'm just warning you to be prepared for whatever comes your way after a depressing monologue.

4. "Scared Thirst Don't Make Thirst". Thirst Effectively and safely. Don't get on twitter wit all that "Damn ma hit my DM". We ain't on that shit. Start off with conversational pieces then slowly advance your way towards the thirst. You really gotta ease into it or be prepared to get subtweeted about as "That Creepy Nigga in My DMs". However, joke thirst is completely fine. I like to partake in joke thirst on twitter and in person from time to time and who would think, sometimes it even works. The best way to bullet pass your way into the bowels of sexual satisfaction with a stranger is laughter. Be funny and watch how easy it is....

5. "Don't Spam". I'm not gonna touch too much upon the subject, as it has been covered on multiple blogs I follow, but it should be a commandment nonetheless. Being that we run a blog, I only tell friends and people that follow me to look check us out. I don't go to those Team---Follow---Back people(i typed it weird so they don't spam me) and tell random people to check us out. Though it's nice to have more of a following, I'm patient enough to not spam everyone i meet with the shit. If you got some shit you tryna promote, keep it amongst friends and people you know and IF they like it they'll tell their friends...

Aiight just had to attempt to drop knowledge....if you disagree/feel i missed anything, hit me up on twitter @breyboy11

I'm out,

Brey