SN 101- Twitter is What You Make It

Just go ahead and expect the rest of these Social Networking posts to solely be about twitter from here on out. Let's face it, facebook is only useful because of the extended gallery of pictures that it offers for young men like me to thirst upon. So on to the matter at hand...

If you think twitter sucks, then maybe you're better off on the corner with your jean shorts and flight jacket. Im tired of seeing people on my timeline saying "My TL is dry" and "Nobody tweeting" and "Twitter sucks", so I've decided to lend you troubled niggas a helping hand. Lets get this clear, Twitter is what you make it, so if you think that it sucks, then 9 times out of 10 it is your fault, sorry. For twitter to be fun it basically just boils down to just 1 thing: Who you follow

This is by far the most important factor in making twitter dope. Don't hop on twitter and follow only celebrities and just expect you timeline to be crack, they won't even respond to you b, you're just another whisper in their mentions. On the other side of that, don't just follow people because you met them around town and they seemed cool or cause you just wanna get the box. They could easily turn out to be one of those addictive tweeters who will tweet anything that their ligaments allow. Nobody likes them. I personally look to twitter for laughs, so I follow people to meet those needs. If you want a couple laughs on your timeline then you probably shouldn't have followed that co-worker that has never uttered a funny sentence in their life. Lets be smart about this people. Also, don't prance on over to twitter at 9am on a weekend with high expectations of fun and merriment. Real niggas are in the bed with a hangover, the box or both at that hour. Timing is important. I'ma go ahead and help yall out and give you a list of people to follow if you tryna have an entertaining timeline tho:
@iDisrespectHoez @Bbillions @NerdAtCoolTable @OfficiallyIce @rellyOnSMASH @JStac825 and @itseddiecaine 
Fuck with them and your timeline is sure to be poppin'. And of course don't forget Me and Brey...
If you follow these guidelines and still aren't satisfied, maybe twitter isn't for you. Delete your account and hop on that dark, dusty path back to Facebook ave.
Im out..
~Eazy 

Social Networking 101- To Duff or not to Duff?- Brey

Wassup just checkin in real quick to vent about a problem I witnessed the other day. On twitter, the trending topic #Reasonstobeatyourgirlfriend was trending and #1 in the world for a day and a half.
Naturally many females and "Real Niggas" chimed in to shout their disapproval of the topic. I have 3 beefs with this situation:

1. If you have a problem with a trending topic, DON'T GET ON TWITTER!!! If you prefer not to see something, direct your stupid ass eyes elsewhere. Simple as that, nobody is is forcing you to look at the trending topics dumbass. People were so upset looking at the TT apparently not knowing that nobody is gonna stop the JOKE TT because of their discomfort. It was clearly a joke TT yet people decided to catch feelings.

2. The people who didn't approve of the TT were still tweeting the hashtag!!!! Do you ignorant fucks really not know that you're directly part of the problem that you're forcing your eyes to see?C'mon people we gotta use logic here...last but certainly the most important

3. The issue of beating a woman. You and I are not going to see eye to eye on this issue, but hear me out. I by NO means condone hitting a woman for getting "out of line" or some petty shit. BUT there isn't "no reason to ever hit a female". That's complete bullshit and I'll explain why...

Women want to not be discriminated against in any way, yet if they wild out and start soberly swinging on a dude or come at a dude with a weapon that could do harm we're not supposed to even lightly duff her?You can't go around doing whatever the fuck you want and saying whatever the fuck you want. Ask Snooki from Jersey Shore she knows all too well the consequences of thinking she's invincible. And what if you raise your child for 15 years and she hits you with that "you're not the father" shit?these are just reasons to consider before you open your mouth thinking women are fucking untouchable. I personally would only put hands on a female in 3 scenarios:

1. My life was in danger
2. Someone else's life was in danger
3. She murdered someone in my family

I recognize the last one is extreme but word to Casey Anthony the shit happens daily. I understand that females are physically weaker than us guys, so I'm not saying I'd square up with a female, but i would definitely toss her a strong haymaker in the above scenarios. If you still feel strongly opposed with what I've said, please feel free to contact me on twitter @breyboy11.

I'm out,

Brey

SN 101-"The Five Twitter Commandments"- Brey

Ok so i know we're all superstars on twitter, but some shit has got to stop. We all have mistakenly gone back on some shit we've said but let's start on a new leaf. There has been lots of slander in the past few weeks at Twitter High, so here are things that will lead you to prosperous and safe pastures in the Social Networking world of Twitter.

FROM NOW ON:

1. "No Subtweeting" Don't subtweet about people with a twitter page. If you got some sly shit to say about a person that follows you or vice versa, text that shit to a friend who will most likely give more of a fuck than your followers.Or take the high road.....and hit that @ button. We don't need your "Nah i don't wanna start anything" cowardly bullshit funkin up our mentions.... "@ or Dap" is a lifestyle. At the end of the day if you're scared to approach someone on a website, what would you do in person?

2."Slander with Open Arms". Don't slander then get mad if you're slandered. 85% of twitter is mostly jokes (unless you're a just a bitch) so if you can't take them then get a protected page and only follow celebrities or family members. I'm tired of seeing people jump in on someone that's getting slandered but then wanna subtweet  pure American Psycho-style violence when it's their turn. Remember it's just like high school, everybody has their day to get slandered and the people who can take it are the "cool kids". So if you say some weak shit and get hit with a "Zzzzzzz" or "#WhoHurtYou", let that shit ride cause slander is essentially, love.
(Word to Black Twitter)

3. "Grieve Elsewhere". If you're upset, don't bring that shit to Twitter ignoring the consequences. This is mostly in relation to the last commandment. People are FUCKING RUTHLESS on twitter. If you're having a bad day or just feeling down in general, take your sorrows over to Facebook Ave., where you'll get : "Yo What's Wrong?", "I hope you feel better!", or "Text me b i got you". Don't mosey on over to Twitter Blvd.....where you'll be received with "RT if You Don't Care" or "#LonelyTweet" or "#SO". I'm just warning you to be prepared for whatever comes your way after a depressing monologue.

4. "Scared Thirst Don't Make Thirst". Thirst Effectively and safely. Don't get on twitter wit all that "Damn ma hit my DM". We ain't on that shit. Start off with conversational pieces then slowly advance your way towards the thirst. You really gotta ease into it or be prepared to get subtweeted about as "That Creepy Nigga in My DMs". However, joke thirst is completely fine. I like to partake in joke thirst on twitter and in person from time to time and who would think, sometimes it even works. The best way to bullet pass your way into the bowels of sexual satisfaction with a stranger is laughter. Be funny and watch how easy it is....

5. "Don't Spam". I'm not gonna touch too much upon the subject, as it has been covered on multiple blogs I follow, but it should be a commandment nonetheless. Being that we run a blog, I only tell friends and people that follow me to look check us out. I don't go to those Team---Follow---Back people(i typed it weird so they don't spam me) and tell random people to check us out. Though it's nice to have more of a following, I'm patient enough to not spam everyone i meet with the shit. If you got some shit you tryna promote, keep it amongst friends and people you know and IF they like it they'll tell their friends...

Aiight just had to attempt to drop knowledge....if you disagree/feel i missed anything, hit me up on twitter @breyboy11

I'm out,

Brey

Social Networking 101- (Facebook)- Brey

Ok we're supposed to keep y'all updated on what's goin on in the Facebook streets but i wouldn't lead you guys astray and give you the slightest impression that anything cool or worthwhile is goin on in Facebook land... Facebook is so dead because of twitter, and who knows what the next site will be. Just lettin y'all know that i haven't forgotten FB it's just that well, Facebook sucks. I have a picture that pretty much sums up what Facebook has become:

Keep it Classy,

Brey

Social Networking 101 (Twitter) -Eazy

There's never anything positive poppin' in these Twitter streets, people dont wanna here about success or goals, shit is boring, so that basically sets the basis for these Social Networking 101 posts. What better a way to start it off than with the Bow Wow slander that made homie bitch up and threaten to delete his account...   ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )
This tender ass nigga is in a record label full of strapped up blood niggas...but you gonna cry on twitter cause people who you dont even know are picking on you? Niggas should have you immediately removed from the cash money line up til you drop an album b. Lets be real, this nigga Bow Wow is 24 years old...and word in these internet streets is he just had a baby...and this nigga has the nerve to be cryin on twitter? Over a fake RT...this nigga is a fuckin poodle. Lets get into some of this slander displayed last night tho...
Here is the fake tweet by Bow: "@BowWow: bet you can't name another rapper-turned-actor better than me!"
People took this an proceeded to name every last nigga on the big screen who just so happened to spit atleast  a half of a bar...real or fictional, they was naming cartoons and all
Peep some of the names that were thrown in there tho...

• B-Rad from 'bu RT @BowWow: bet you can't name another rapper-turned-actor better than me!
• Jaden Smith RT @BowWow: bet you can't name another rapper-turned-actor better than me!
• Lickety Split RT @BowWow: I bet you can't name another rapper-turned-actor better than me!
• Jojo Simmon RT @Tha_FreshPrince: Eli Porter RT @BowWow: bet you can't name another rapper-turned-actor better than me!
• Crunchy Black RT @BowWow: I bet you can't name another rapper-turned-actor better than me!
• You're a Rapper? RT@BowWow: I bet youcan't name another rapper-turned-actor better than me!
• The power rangers RT @BowWow I bet you can't name anotherrapper-turned-actor better than me!
• Oscar Proud RT @BowWow I bet you can't name anotherrapper-turned-actor better than me!

( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) Lmaao ima chill, but yo niggas went from that to making it a #TT that was 3rd in the world.... #rappersturnedactorsbetterthanbowwow smmhh this shit had me shedding the realest of tears

Twitter aint shit...the homie bow was just tryna promote his mixtape b, till the slander started flying with no remorse from all angles. Whats even worse is that this isnt even the first time lil bow teared up over slander...i remember when homie was contemplating suicide last year around Thanksgiving...nigga got full off the turkey and was just ready to end it all...who hurt you Bow? Im here for you b...

Sad part is...niggas are still going in on this #tt ima chill tho Bow...let you work on what's left of your "rap" career.

Remember to go cop that Green Light 4 mixtape when it drops tho! ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )

Im out...

~Eazy (@Tha_FreshPrince)