Special Guest Blog "Protected Twitters" by @cashklein

Wassup y'all. We got a special guest blog for y'all from one of our main homies on Twitter @cashklein. Check him out as he drops knowledge and don't forget follow him on Twitter:

First off, I wanna give a shoutout to both Brey and Eazy cus they’re both doing their thing with this blog. I mean over 1,600 views in like two weeks? Gotta respect that. Second off, this is my first and prolly last blog post ever so if you like it, I’m sorry that you won’t get to read my words ever again..and if you don’t like it, then just know you’ll only have to read my words just this once. And if you really like my words, then follow me on twitter ( @cashklein ). Aight so I came up with the idea for Brey to do a post about ‘Protected Twitters’ and he said that I could do the honors, so here I am.

Aight now on to the subject…Protected Twitters. If you’re a guy, you SHOULD NOT have a protected twitter. If you have a stalker, just block em. The ONLY (and I mean ONLY) reason I won’t look down upon you for having a protected twitter is if you know your parents are checking your twitter…but other than that, no fruckin excuses. Girls get off a little easier for having protected twitters. Why? I don’t know, they just do haha. But regardless, I really don’t see the point of having em.

Now on to the risk of following a protected twitter. I’m not even gonna talk about following a guy with a protected twitter cus they shouldn’t have one in the first place. So you see a hot girl you know with a protected twitter..your instinct is telling you to follow her so you can tweet something cute at her, but you run the risk of her being one of those girls that tweets once every two days about shit you could not care less about. Those are the fruckin worst btw. So let’s say you follow her and her very rare tweets are just terrible…then you unfollow her, right? Right. Then a few months pass by and you start to get real curious about what she’s tweeting…which is natural if she’s good looking haha. What do you do? Do you request to follow her? Cus if you do, then she’ll know for a fact you unfollowed her at one point. Or do you just keep on without following her and continually tell yourself her tweets prolly still suck? It’s up to you…but I have yet to re-follow a protected twitter that I unfollowed. But that’s just me.

Aight now on to the only good thing that can come from protected twitters. Ironically, that ‘only good thing’ is when they go from protected to unprotected. Cus then you can check up on some hot girls who suck at tweeting without actually having to follow em. For instance, I followed this one chick who was protected but her tweets were worthless so I unfollowed her after the second day. Next time I check, she had an unprotected twitter…so now I can check it out without messing up my following/follower ratio haha. Take notes, people.

All in all, FRUCK Protected Twitters…I mean FRUCK em…woah sorry…that was a little built up.

So that’s just my take on Protected Twitters. Follow me @cashklein. I’m out. One love.

SN 101-"The Five Twitter Commandments"- Brey

Ok so i know we're all superstars on twitter, but some shit has got to stop. We all have mistakenly gone back on some shit we've said but let's start on a new leaf. There has been lots of slander in the past few weeks at Twitter High, so here are things that will lead you to prosperous and safe pastures in the Social Networking world of Twitter.

FROM NOW ON:

1. "No Subtweeting" Don't subtweet about people with a twitter page. If you got some sly shit to say about a person that follows you or vice versa, text that shit to a friend who will most likely give more of a fuck than your followers.Or take the high road.....and hit that @ button. We don't need your "Nah i don't wanna start anything" cowardly bullshit funkin up our mentions.... "@ or Dap" is a lifestyle. At the end of the day if you're scared to approach someone on a website, what would you do in person?

2."Slander with Open Arms". Don't slander then get mad if you're slandered. 85% of twitter is mostly jokes (unless you're a just a bitch) so if you can't take them then get a protected page and only follow celebrities or family members. I'm tired of seeing people jump in on someone that's getting slandered but then wanna subtweet  pure American Psycho-style violence when it's their turn. Remember it's just like high school, everybody has their day to get slandered and the people who can take it are the "cool kids". So if you say some weak shit and get hit with a "Zzzzzzz" or "#WhoHurtYou", let that shit ride cause slander is essentially, love.
(Word to Black Twitter)

3. "Grieve Elsewhere". If you're upset, don't bring that shit to Twitter ignoring the consequences. This is mostly in relation to the last commandment. People are FUCKING RUTHLESS on twitter. If you're having a bad day or just feeling down in general, take your sorrows over to Facebook Ave., where you'll get : "Yo What's Wrong?", "I hope you feel better!", or "Text me b i got you". Don't mosey on over to Twitter Blvd.....where you'll be received with "RT if You Don't Care" or "#LonelyTweet" or "#SO". I'm just warning you to be prepared for whatever comes your way after a depressing monologue.

4. "Scared Thirst Don't Make Thirst". Thirst Effectively and safely. Don't get on twitter wit all that "Damn ma hit my DM". We ain't on that shit. Start off with conversational pieces then slowly advance your way towards the thirst. You really gotta ease into it or be prepared to get subtweeted about as "That Creepy Nigga in My DMs". However, joke thirst is completely fine. I like to partake in joke thirst on twitter and in person from time to time and who would think, sometimes it even works. The best way to bullet pass your way into the bowels of sexual satisfaction with a stranger is laughter. Be funny and watch how easy it is....

5. "Don't Spam". I'm not gonna touch too much upon the subject, as it has been covered on multiple blogs I follow, but it should be a commandment nonetheless. Being that we run a blog, I only tell friends and people that follow me to look check us out. I don't go to those Team---Follow---Back people(i typed it weird so they don't spam me) and tell random people to check us out. Though it's nice to have more of a following, I'm patient enough to not spam everyone i meet with the shit. If you got some shit you tryna promote, keep it amongst friends and people you know and IF they like it they'll tell their friends...

Aiight just had to attempt to drop knowledge....if you disagree/feel i missed anything, hit me up on twitter @breyboy11

I'm out,

Brey