You Niggas Don't Know Struggle

Back again with one of these posts...smh. I aim to stay away from these because they only get posted when I'm faced with the utmost struggle in life, i try to be great in these streets but there's always set backs...smh

As stated in my Tuesday Thoughts post, I recently experienced one of my most drunk nights in my life to this day, nothing im really proud of though. Surprisingly enough this post isnt much about me getting drunk at all, but upon arriving home i stumbled to the couch to sleep. I woke up like 3 hours later even drunker than I was when I went to bed. Im not even sure how that shit is chemically possible b. Bacardi Limon is nothing to fuck with. So i went up stairs to go to sleep and came back down a few hours later only to see that my cat threw up on the couch. Apparently this nigga's food was old so he took it upon himself to take it out on the living room sofa. Damn feline threw up like he was the one playing shot for shot the night before. I was ready to turn that nigga in to the local China Cafe b. Ever attempt to clean a couch while drunk? Shit is damn near impossible. I got a bucket of water and pine sol and scrubbed for an entire episode of House Of Payne. I wouldn't wish this chore on my worst enemy yo. When i was damn near finished i caught the worst cramp in my arm from all the slave work and my first instinct was to drop my phone. I dropped it clean on the couch but upon landing, this piece of shit evo took it upon itself to bounce off the couch into the bucket of water...and so did my tears of disappointment....46 fuckin' ounces of evo destroying fluids. Damn Evo had the bounce of Shannon Brown when it leaped into that bucket b. Looked like it was taking off from the free throw line or some shit. With the distance between where my phone landed and where the bucket was placed, you would think it'd be impossible for it to land in the bucket but sure enough...evo performed the long jump of its life straight into that bucket of who knows what. I give Sprint a quick call and homie hits me with the "Your insurance doesn't cover water damage" line.  Ill be damned if I drop a months rent on another phone so now until my phone gets off life support Im stuck using the most stugglest of struggle pre paid phones. Shit isnt capable of receiving twitter texts and doesnt even have a calculator, but accurately subtracts 3 minutes for each text I use.. Im backstroking through the struggle right now b...smh