I know Brey usually does these posts, but recently I've been inspired to speak on this subject. No bitch shit though, just thoughts. Wont catch me pouring my heart out in these mean Internet streets, no way. Lets get into it tho.
Everyone knows what the friend zone is, shit is not a fun place to be. Id rather be forced to attend every Nets game for an entire season than to be catapulted into the friend zone, word up. Shit never fails though, 70% of people who have a social life and frolic with the opposite sex will unwillingly pay this zone a visit at least once in their lifetime. I'm tryna get that percentage down tho b, so once again I'm here to lend you niggas a helping hand.
I'm no stranger to the friend zone, I wont even front like I am. You may even call me sort of a frequent flyer of The Friend Zone Airways. Nah not really, but I live and learn though, enough to pass on information to ensure that you never have to travel via FZ Airways. There's no love on that flight b, just crushed dreams, disappointment and unattainable box. There's really just 1 simple way to keep from this dark place, peep this...
The easiest way to stay away from this heartless zone is by simply being real. At least from the perspective of you 2 already being friends. Just open your mouth b (pause). If you feelin' a girl, you might as well tell her. Whether its verbally or by showing with your actions, but it must be done. Actions usually don't work as well as if you were to just come out and say it, but whichever way works best for you, go for it. Who knows, she could probably be feelin' you too, you'll never know unless you ask though. Honestly the worst thing she can say is no, or fuck no if she's an asshole, and if y'all are really friends, that should in no way hinder the friendship. If you don't speak up you're just left thinking about what could've been, and that shit is the worst, trust me. If you wait years to hit up home girl and finally tell her, and she hits you with that, "oh yea i was feeling you at that time too", you're gonna wanna murder someone yo, dead ass. Rumor has it that that is what got the Texas Chainsaw Killer started, nigga got bungee jumped into the friend zone and just lost all sanity. Same goes with you too ladies. Its a new day, don't just leave everything in the guys hands. Its over for that, if you want something done you just gotta do it yourself, word up. Because women can travel down that exact same dark path and be quick to blame it on the guy like, "he never made a move". Now you stuck with some guy who has 2 kids, a felony and outstanding traffic tickets, and wondering where you went wrong. I'm chillin' tho.
Also, if you were never friends in the first place, and you were tryna "spit game", the quickest way to get thrown into the FZ is by being too nice. It may sound strange but trust me. You do not want to be referred to as that shoulder she leans on when shit gets rough. Because at that point, she's gonna want you more as a friend and isn't gonna want to risk the friendship by trying to take it further. It needs to be understood from the time you spit your struggle pick-up lines and approach her that you tryna smash, or be more than friends. Listen to sprite, obey you thirst b. At least then you aren't wasting your time.
OK i just had to get that out, i want only for my homies to prosper, word up... I try to educate these Internet streets when possible...unless you wear Coogi, in which case, direct your mouse to the X button located conveniently in the upper right hand corner of you web browser and proceed to click.
I'm out
~Eazy
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