Struggle Bars "2K Edition" -Brey

Ok so being that there are no good sports in season at this time, and I don't like football, i usually spend my lonely afternoons before work playing NBA 2K11. Most people have encountered this game in some fashion or another, or at least I'd like to believe so. While I was playing 2k yesterday i was reminded of how horrible the rap lyrics are. They even have my man Cassidy up there spitting rookie bars, while Drake is lookin like a hall-of-famer with "Over"(the best song on there). If "Over" is the best song on any list of rap songs something is fundamentally wrong. Here are some of the lyrical shortcomings displayed in the game off the top of my head:


"I'm on the block, but ain't no games gettin played. Me goin broke is like michael jordan gettin braids" (Cassidy)


"What if I told you, somebody told me, Jones you could be the best rapper that ever lived. And I responded by sayin that I'm already is, have been for years where the f*** have you been?" (Anonymous)


"Pick and roll, dip' n dash, defense, talkin' trashTake a 3, you know you heard was SPLASH!" (Snoop Dogg)



Now I'm not sure about y'all, but if I'm about to attempt a 40 point game with Derrick Rose the last thing I wanna feel is the weight of those slavery bars affecting my performance. I don't even wanna hear the fucking background music at halftime because of them. the dude said "I'm already is the best rapper alive" and nobody made an attempt on his life?I'm Ashamed...and Cassidy...Ima just leave him alone he has enough troubles... I just had to put that out there.

-Brey