Come the fuck on! Summer has barely even started and you niggas have successfully gone too far with the gear... Its 2011 b...jean shorts and force are simply unnacceptable! The following list will hopefully assist u niggas to open up ur closet full of struggle, and direct your clothes to the nearest trash bin. If i spot a nigga tryna sport any one item on this list ima immediately drop the vocals from Marvin's Room on their queen...
Struggle Wardrobe List:
- Coogi (Look up struggle in a dictionary and i guarantee you there will be a nigga rocking a coogi outfit. A nigga that wears coogi prolly doesnt take care of his kids)
- Jean Shorts (Im sure you may have some left over from last year but times have changed my man)
- Air Forces (...C'mon son)
- Fake Jays (If you can't gather up the $150 to purchase some real jordans then maybe you're better off wearing Sketchers b...)
- Jersey Dresses (Nah ladies ya'll dont get a pass...if a chick wearing a jersey dress then she most likely has no aspirations in life...)
- Tall Tees ( Its a shame that I have to even put this up here b...)
- Jersey with a Tee Shirt (If a nigga wearing a tee shirt under his jersey you give me no choice but to assume that you a pedophile)
- Gerbaud Jean Shorts (You really firing from all cylinders of struggle with these on. Shit like this shall not be tolerated)
- Plaid Shorts (These were acceptable in 09 but now its time to get them all the way outta here. A nigga that wears plaid shorts will go to a chicks house solely to eat the box and return home)
- Kapris (Smh i feel like sayin pause for even typin that... if u have a pair of kapris you need to march right down to your local flea market and demand your $5 back..)
- Struggle Flops (Aka flip flops that've lost their flip... Usually worn by 17 year old baby moms and niggas who have "Trappin" as their occupation on facebook. A nigga wearing struggle flops will never amount to anything)
- Reebok Classics (C'mon son why yall making me add this...shit like this should be basic knowledge but you niggas just cant chill...i honestly dnt know what to say aside from the fact that im disappointed..)
- Struggle Nikes (These are pure struggle in the form of a shoe with strings and a Nike Check...Niggas wit struggle nikes on dont realize the actual struggle in them cuz they're blinded by that damn check. These type of niggas will allow their queen to cheat as long as she's there for them in the long run.)
- South Pole (The other day I saw a homeless man on the side of the street rockin' one of these shirts...damn shame, you south pole niggas dressing like you dont have a roof over your head b)
- Ecko (If you wear these tees with that huge obnoxious rhino on it you just a plain old scum bag... no other way to put it)
- Jean Skirts (Im sorry ladies but this shit just looks way to ghetto in public. Plus its way too hot and humid to be constricted by that dingy denim. I've never seen a clean Jean Skirt...in my entire 20 years on this earth. They all have those stains that look like you've been standing over hot grease frying fish all morning)
- Dickies (Last week I headed to the hood side of Charlotte to hop on the cheap gas. Outside the gas station I see a grown man draped in a full body Dickie suit...It was damn near 100 degree weather b... Homie was really just chillin looking like an overworked janitor. Dickies cost damn near the same price as regular cargos..there honestly is no excuse for these cardboard stiff trousers b)
- More items will be added to this list as I spot them...hopefully this doesn't get out of hand
- Yo this list has gotten entirely too long...you niggas just wont chill tho smh...
Struggle Wardrobe Archives
Smh...
~Eazy
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