Friday Thoughts - Eazy

• I deadass woke up this morning thinking a lion was looking me dead in the eyes. Luckily it was just my cat. I kinda squealed but my mouth was dry so nothing came out. I accidently swallowed a random piece of gum that i guess I had since last night and choked for like 40 seconds...Bacardi Limon is nothing to fuck with...
• Fuck BET.
• NBA Players are winning right now, niggas are overpaid and just chillin' around the country without a grain of a fuck to give.
• Yo don't take those 40 seconds for a joke b, that's madd long to be not breathing involuntarily.
• No way did I scuffle my way through 2 entire sessions of summer classes to come home to only a box of Struggle K in the cabinet, my mother is somethin' else.
• "Gotta Have It" is the greatest song on WTT...this is not up for debate.
• Ye and Jay made a video for Otis containing only heauxs with low levels of melanin , a tricked out Maybach and frolic ...they won
• If you still have a flip phone you're a faggot
• Last night i watched this white girl get arrested for tryna fight one of my homies. When she ran up and hit him that was prolly funniest shit I've ever seen while intoxicated. Shit got real when the cops actually put her in cuffs tho. That was the cue, im not tryna be anywhere where they even lock the little white girls up. The cop sounded like he was liable to pop the trunk on me for simply recording the altercation. Took my ass straight home.
• I went to the Everything's a Dollar store yesterday to get some candy and this black dude was holding up the line because he wanted to return 2 items... Why return items back to the dollar store? There really is no reasonably excuse unless you returning a minimum of 8 items. This is the second time i've seen this occurrence... maybe im the one who doesn't know struggle..
• Like what was he gonna do with his extra 2 bucks? 8 fuckin' quarters b, homie just couldn't go without his McDouble and sweet tee for the day smh... 

~Eazy