"90's Are All That" -Eazy

For a couple weeks now Teen Nick has been playing all of the classic 90's show's every night after midnight. Watching these shows as a 20 year old, I realized mad shit that never caught my innocent eyes back in the day, shit is crazy, lets start with Doug

Doug: I was watching Doug last night and it hit me, homie spent 3 entire seasons...72 whole episodes, chasing the box of Patty Mayonnaise. The thirst was at an all time high in these pre-teen shows b. It kinda made me upset too, cause Doug is my homie, and Patty aint even give the homie a mere glance or sneak peak of even a corner of the box. 3 entire seasons yo... and its not like he started late or anything, the thirst was introduced promptly in the first 10 mins of the very first episode, shit is a shame... sad to see my homie Doug come into each episode with the utmost confidence of acquiring the box only to get let down. It's crazy cause with a name like Patty Mayonnaise you would think that she was sure to drop the draws. Shorty got the name of a bonafide pornstar. This nigga Skeeter tho...aka Skeet...a blue nigga named skeet, ima chill tho

Kenan & Kel: Yo I was watching this the other day and realized, no matter how old I get this shit will forever be nothing short of hysterical. I was chillin' watching the episode when Kenan was tryna sue the tuna company, and that shit had me in fucking tears yo... When this nigga Kel broke down and confessed, "I!! Put the screeww, in the tunaa!" Yo i was at the crib rolling for the remainder of the episode. Homie Kenan sat in that office and clean denied a million dollars tho, in hopes of making more in court. I woulda had to murder Kel with my bare hands. Im not gonna touch the fact that homie is addicted to orange soda tho...smh

Clarissa Explains It All: If you watch this show you're a fucking faggot

Legends of The Hidden Temple: Its been damn near a decade since I last watched this show and this is still the only game show I would never fuck with. I dont care what anyone says, that nigga looks scary. A big rock face just lets these frightened prepubescent children loose in a dark maze with no map or a compass, just a short memory for the directions and a heart full of fear. You couldn't pay me to crawl through that death trap b... Then you got random henchmen jumping out at ANY point of the maze, grabbing you and taking you to who knows where. Last episode I watched, the nigga that got caught never returned...They just ended the episode, his partner looked like he was about to burst into tears. Ill be damned, i think there were like 2 winners in the entire history of the show too, those arent the type of odds that I fuck with.

Hey Arnold: Shout out to Netflix first and foremost for providing me with countless episodes of this classic show. I was watching the episode where there was a heat wave and I honestly couldn't breathe. It was soo hot, Mr. Jolly Olly man was charging elementary school kids $30 for a simple cone of ice cream ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )
It was deadass 107 degress outside at 7am...if thoses conditions were to ever bring themselves to Charlotte, NC im murking the local forecaster. Niggas were waiting in line at the corner store to get bags of ice like it was some sort of Jay Z concert b, then the entire bag melted before the homie Arnold could even get home haha. 

Cousin Skeeter: As a kid I never really paid attention to all the women that threw themselves at Skeeter. Now at 20, I aspire to be like this man yo...no lie. My man Skeeter has 3 women singing has name in the intro to the show every night at 3 am. Unlike the homie Doug...Cousin Skeeter had more boxes than a puppet could handle..n this nigga always had some fresh gear on, with Meagan Good by his side each episode...smh Aside from that fact that he looks exactly like Carlton Banks from The Fresh Prince, im tryna get like Skeeter




Im not sure how long this 90's thing is gonna last, I will surely be tuning in each night at mid-night tho. Check it out if you get the chance...don't act like you're too mature to watch cartoons anymore, nobody likes those people.
Iight yall thanks for reading...and shoutout to everyone thats fuckin with the blog...its much appreciated!


~Eazy