SN 101- Twitter is What You Make It

Just go ahead and expect the rest of these Social Networking posts to solely be about twitter from here on out. Let's face it, facebook is only useful because of the extended gallery of pictures that it offers for young men like me to thirst upon. So on to the matter at hand...

If you think twitter sucks, then maybe you're better off on the corner with your jean shorts and flight jacket. Im tired of seeing people on my timeline saying "My TL is dry" and "Nobody tweeting" and "Twitter sucks", so I've decided to lend you troubled niggas a helping hand. Lets get this clear, Twitter is what you make it, so if you think that it sucks, then 9 times out of 10 it is your fault, sorry. For twitter to be fun it basically just boils down to just 1 thing: Who you follow

This is by far the most important factor in making twitter dope. Don't hop on twitter and follow only celebrities and just expect you timeline to be crack, they won't even respond to you b, you're just another whisper in their mentions. On the other side of that, don't just follow people because you met them around town and they seemed cool or cause you just wanna get the box. They could easily turn out to be one of those addictive tweeters who will tweet anything that their ligaments allow. Nobody likes them. I personally look to twitter for laughs, so I follow people to meet those needs. If you want a couple laughs on your timeline then you probably shouldn't have followed that co-worker that has never uttered a funny sentence in their life. Lets be smart about this people. Also, don't prance on over to twitter at 9am on a weekend with high expectations of fun and merriment. Real niggas are in the bed with a hangover, the box or both at that hour. Timing is important. I'ma go ahead and help yall out and give you a list of people to follow if you tryna have an entertaining timeline tho:
@iDisrespectHoez @Bbillions @NerdAtCoolTable @OfficiallyIce @rellyOnSMASH @JStac825 and @itseddiecaine 
Fuck with them and your timeline is sure to be poppin'. And of course don't forget Me and Brey...
If you follow these guidelines and still aren't satisfied, maybe twitter isn't for you. Delete your account and hop on that dark, dusty path back to Facebook ave.
Im out..
~Eazy