- There really is no way of looking cool while walking through a rain storm without protection. If its pouring outside and you just strolling down the sidewalk like its a beautiful day in the neighborhood then you just gonna look like a dumb ass or an aspiring molester, same with if you're sprinting, you're gonna get just as wet as if you were walking, dodging raindrops is in fact impossible. I had to learn that the hard way. And on the flip side, if you a grown man standing under a ledge waiting for the storm to blow over then u just a category 5 pussy...so just bring you hoodies or umbrellas b..
- My baby Nicki Minaj had a nip slip this morning on Good Morning America....the picture was up moon walking through the web before the episode was even over...Thirst moves at astonishing speeds...
- If you mix Ciroc with McDonalds Frozen Strawberry Lemonade you WILL get fucked up...plus it tastes like greatness.
- Im tired of all these heauxs going "natural".... no way will I allow my girl to have a fresher cut than me at any point in time, yall need to chill
- Madd girls will tell you that their head game is "on point"...67% of them are lying...trust me..
- If her breath stinks then there's a 89% chance that her pussy does too...if you dont brush your teeth I doubt you properly clean the box
- 50 Cent is ass...Ross won
- Bacardi is the best purchase that you'll ever make for $13
- And last but not least...Me n my homie Brey rockin with this blog shit, shout out to everyone fuckin with us...pause
~Eazy
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