You Niggas Don't Know Struggle- Brey

Wassup y'all... real niggas know school started so sorry for the lack of posts recently. I just wanted to share a brief tale involving a level of struggle I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy. I know Eazy usually does these posts, but being that I'm a college student the struggle was bound to creep up on me in an all black ski-mask and rob me of all my dignity at some point...short story but here goes:

Today I woke up early and took a shower only to get right back in the bed for hours. I woke up to read one of my books for school a bit before I darted off to work. Typical shit...ate lunch, brushed my teeth, then peeled. In the car ride on the way to work I'm bumpin my shit on shuffle then T-Pain comes up....my train of thought then follows: Autotune is fucking annoying, You gotta be a level 10 moron to use autotune that much, T-Pain is such a dirty nigga, I'm glad I'm not that dirty looking, Wait-did I put on deodorant today? A momentary panic attack that made me swerve almost fatally into an 18-wheeler then ensued, but I regained composure. I swiftly remember my back up plan for dirty situations like this...I keep a deodorant stick in my car just in case I do leave in a rush without it. I wait till I park to appease my grimey feeling brewing every second the degree stick isn't applied. I reach for it, forgetting that it had been 90 degrees like everyday the previous week, and was met with this sight:

Yes...a fucking melted deodorant stick. I have 4 minutes before I'm late AGAIN to work and I'm not properly anti perspirant-equipped. Smfh...I had to do the unthinkable: apply the melted deodorant by hand to my underarms....

Ima let that sink in....


To answer your question, Yes, I did feel like a fucking scumbag the entire time. My arm went completely to sleep in the middle... My body wanted no parts in the struggle taking place. I couldn't look anyone in the eye for the rest of the day. Coworkers asked what was wrong I almost went Jason Bourne on em I was so disheveled....I just wanted to share that and I pray that none of you ever have to experience what I went through today. Smh....

I'm out,

Brey

Background Check "The Weeknd"- Brey

Wassup y'all just checkin in to give y'all a little background on Weeknd. It's funny how many misconceptions there are about him. His name is Abel Tesfaye and The name "The Weeknd" represents HIM, as he is not a group people. I'm tired of seeing words like "they" and "them" when talking about his shit.  He actually is 21 which is crazy cause he looks like he's seen more than a 45 year old man. He IS NOT UNDER DRAKE! I heard that this weekend and was astonished. They do ONE song together and now Drake is his Label head?FOH b...dude isn't even signed. I personally feel like he's doing what Drake did which is wait until his buzz is at its peak then go from there. If You still haven't heard his music, please feel free to go to his website www.the-weeknd.com to download either "House of Balloons" or "Thursday", both of which have been mentioned on here in more detail. He's a singer, not a rapper, so he won't have BARS for that ass but his music has the necessary tools to get that female you've been eyeing horizontal with you at your crib.

Lil video of him for a split second...I mean c'mon dude looks 35 at LEAST...

You Niggas Don't Know Struggle

Back again with one of these posts...smh. I aim to stay away from these because they only get posted when I'm faced with the utmost struggle in life, i try to be great in these streets but there's always set backs...smh

As stated in my Tuesday Thoughts post, I recently experienced one of my most drunk nights in my life to this day, nothing im really proud of though. Surprisingly enough this post isnt much about me getting drunk at all, but upon arriving home i stumbled to the couch to sleep. I woke up like 3 hours later even drunker than I was when I went to bed. Im not even sure how that shit is chemically possible b. Bacardi Limon is nothing to fuck with. So i went up stairs to go to sleep and came back down a few hours later only to see that my cat threw up on the couch. Apparently this nigga's food was old so he took it upon himself to take it out on the living room sofa. Damn feline threw up like he was the one playing shot for shot the night before. I was ready to turn that nigga in to the local China Cafe b. Ever attempt to clean a couch while drunk? Shit is damn near impossible. I got a bucket of water and pine sol and scrubbed for an entire episode of House Of Payne. I wouldn't wish this chore on my worst enemy yo. When i was damn near finished i caught the worst cramp in my arm from all the slave work and my first instinct was to drop my phone. I dropped it clean on the couch but upon landing, this piece of shit evo took it upon itself to bounce off the couch into the bucket of water...and so did my tears of disappointment....46 fuckin' ounces of evo destroying fluids. Damn Evo had the bounce of Shannon Brown when it leaped into that bucket b. Looked like it was taking off from the free throw line or some shit. With the distance between where my phone landed and where the bucket was placed, you would think it'd be impossible for it to land in the bucket but sure enough...evo performed the long jump of its life straight into that bucket of who knows what. I give Sprint a quick call and homie hits me with the "Your insurance doesn't cover water damage" line.  Ill be damned if I drop a months rent on another phone so now until my phone gets off life support Im stuck using the most stugglest of struggle pre paid phones. Shit isnt capable of receiving twitter texts and doesnt even have a calculator, but accurately subtracts 3 minutes for each text I use.. Im backstroking through the struggle right now b...smh

What We're Bumpin- Brey

Swag Jerry Rice...I think I'm Jerry Ri- Oh wassup sorry just zonin out to Based God. Haven't done one of these in a min and since multiple FLAMES were dropped this week I figure it's due for an update. First off:

Watch the Throne- Kanye West/Jay Z

So by now I'm sure most of you have heard this. I personally love the album by itself, but it definitely did not meet the lyrical expectations I had by any means. They have some fire tracks up there tho. The production is done really well, although sadly following Kanye's new trend of overproduction at times. The overall vibe of the album is good from the first track on. Check it out and take it for what it's worth:

Notable Tracks:

• Niggas in Paris
• Why I Love You
• Gotta Have It

The Eleven One Eleven Theory- Wale

Wale released this very solid project this week with mostly positive feedback. He proves that he's as introspective as anyone yet just as street too. The production is good, but it's his lyrics that really capture attention, talking about politics, sports, the DMV area, cars, and of course beautiful women. Give this a listen:

Notable Tracks:

• Varsity Blues
• Barry Sanders
• Bait

Thursday- The Weeknd

FINALLY!!! Nigga toyed with us all summer before finally releasing this tape last night. Soon as he tweeted about it his website crashed within seconds. Let be be the first to tell you that after about 3 lonely listens this tape is CRACK. Him and his team are goin places and he's only 21. The production, his vocals, pretty much everything about the tape is very mellow minus " The Birds pt. 1". He also had Drake sneak into the booth for a song so slyly i don't even think Weeknd knows he on the mixtape.  But definitely check this out if you partake in sexual activities tho. If you don't then still check it out for the good music, although you will feel lonely after.

Notable Tracks:

• Gone (He spazzed on this)
• The Zone
• Thursday

Aiight I'm off to work bumpin Thursday to calm me down from not cussin out the dark skinned woman that dislikes me. Y'all check out those projects tho it'll brighten your day trust...

I'm Out,

Brey

Music of the Day- "R.E.D"- Brey

Wassup y'all just droppin by to inform y'all of the Fire(in my opinion) that dropped today... ..but secretly Eazy said he'd change the password if I didn't post somethin soon so here we go:

The Game "The R.E.D" Album

Now obviously we aren't an official review site so the fact that I feel this is FIRE is clearly my opinion and has been subjected to my bias. I already love Game's music cause he spits exactly how he feels and chronicles his raw emotion, opinions, and beefs with hard hitting bars, and the occasional clever punchlines. He does name drop a lot... positively and negatively, but that's to be expected from him at this point. The production is very good, some beats go hard, some are more old school, and others are just purely West Coast vibing beats. It hasn't officially been released but I'd encourage you all to go cop it when it's officially released(even tho I know you won't). Here are my favorite tracks:

"The City Ft. Kendrick Lamar"- Favorite Track off of just a few listens. First track on the record and The Game quickly lets niggas know he's back and not fuckin around. The sample used is dope and provides a dope chorus that you can vibe to. The bass sounds GREAT in the Beats headphones. Kendrick Lamar chimes in some rapid bars at the end that are FIRE. First time hearing dude actually.

"Bet a mil that I slaughter/ I serve niggas give a fuck what you ordered/ How dare you niggas pop fly?/ When I'm the nigga sold 5 mil out the gate and numbers do NOT lie!"

"Good Girls Go Bad Ft. Drake"- Obviously the song with the best nigga in the game right now is one of the best. Drake CANNOT lose my niggas. He does his thing on the track, infusing his normal love letter/lonely lyrics that go well with the feel of the song. Game does his thing of course, making his message very clear in the beginning of the song:

"Respect women I don't care if they a 2, or a 10/ We don't beat on Kat Stacks we just bring it to an end/ We don't wanna see Nicki fight Lil Kim/ It's missin women out there, let's just focus on them"

"Mama Knows Ft. Nelly Furtado"- VERY hot track. Game's flow matches well with the very "chill" beat apparently produced by Pharrell. Nelly Furtado's voice is beautiful as always, tho i can't figure out what she's saying at all lol.

Aiight that's all for now DEFINITELY give this album a listen...as it's lyrically better than Watch the Throne in my opinion, though WTT isn't necessarily gonna go down in lyrical history. Just giving perspective to what's current tho...Aiight be safe out there and get off twitter and do something productive.

I'm Out

-Brey

Tuesday Thoughts - Anonymous

• This is easily the drunkest I've ever been while enjoying a bowl of cereal.
• With this being the 6th night in a row of me consuming alcohol, i sincerely apologize, liver forgive me.
• I have yet to figure out why I put anonymous lol, ima keep it though
• Never go shot for shot when you have to drive home, terrible idea
• Niggas were playing Rihanna "Russian Roulette" last night and i wasn't even mad at it
• Ever wonder why they call it Laptops if its bad for your health to put it on your lap? Maybe its just me.
• Im so drunk I wanna take a bath...i don't even know how that would better my situation or anything the idea just popped into my head  
• Is Tabletops not a suitable name for it? Nah probably not
• Last week I asked the lady in Fye if they had any real nigga music, she walked away.
• It just took me 25 minutes to correct the spelling in this post....smh

Marvins Room Playlist 2011 - Eazy (8-15-11)

There has definitely been a ton of heat dropping this year in the music world. With that being said, we over at Marvin's Room have decided to make a compilation of all the tracks that dropped this year that we considered dope. There is a lot music out there so If you feel like we left something out, comment or @ me. This will be an ongoing thing so I will try to add new tracks every other week. It took madd long to compile this playlist so check it out lol...

Adele

• Set Fire to the Rain
• Rolling in the Deep
• Turning Tables

Ace Hood

• Hustle Hard (rmx) f. Rick Ross & Lil Wayne*

Big Krit

• Rotation
• My Sub
• Country Shit

Big Sean

• My Last f. Chris Brown
• Mavin & Charrdonnay f. Kanye & Roscoe Dash*
• Dance
• Don't Tell Me You Love Me*
• I Do It

Chris Brown

• Look At Me Now f. Busta Rhyme & Lil Wayne

Curren$y

• #JetsGo*

 Drake

• Marvin's Room ...swag*
• Trust Issues
• Headlines*
• Dreams Money Can Buy

DJ Drama

• Oh My f. Fabolous, Roscoe Dash & Wiz Khalifa*

DJ Khaled

• Im On One f. Lil Wayne, Drake, & Rick Ross*

Dom Kennedy

• Platinum Chanel 
• Ice Cream Truck

Eminem

• Fastlane f. Royce Da 5'9*
• 2.0 Boyz f. Slaughterhouse & Strugglewolf
• Lighters f. Royce Da 5'9 & Bruno Mars

Fabolous

• Wolves In Sheep Clothing
• In The Morning
• Riesling & Rolling Paper
• Leaving You
• Really Tho

Frank Ocean

• Novacane*
• Swim Good

French Montana

• Choppa Choppa Down f. Gucci Mane & Wiz Khalifa

J. Cole

• Lost Ones
• Return Of Simba*
• Work Out
• See It To Believe It

Jay Electronica

• Shiny Suit Theory f. Jay-Z & The Dream*

Jay-Z & Kanye

• Niggas In Paris*
• Otis
• Gotta Have It*
• Illest Motherfucker Alive*
• Ham*

Joe Budden

• Ordinary Love Shit pt. 3*
• Downfall

Kanye

• All Of The Lights (rmx) f. Big Sean, Drake, & Lil Wayne*

Kendrick Lamar

• The Spiteful Chant*
• Rigamortus

Kreayshawn

• Gucci Gucci (Don't sleep)

Lil Wayne

• She Will f. Drake*
• Racks
• Throwed Off f. Gudda Gudda
• If I Die Today f. Rick Ross*

Lupe Fiasco

• Beautiful Lasers f. MDMA
• All Black Everything*

Mac Miller

• She Said
• Wear My Hat
• Donald Trump

Maybach Music Group

• By Any Means
• Pandemonium*
• Fitted Cap

Meek Mill

• Tupac Back f. Rick Ross*
• Ima Boss f. Rick Ross

Pusha T

• Amen f. Kanye & Young Jeezy
• My God*
• I Still Wanna f. Rick Ross & Ab-Liva*
• Open Your Eyes
• Alone In Vegas

Red Cafe

• Faded f. Rick Ross

Rick Ross

• Made Men f. Drake*
• 9 Piece f. T.I.
• John Doe
• Retrosuperfuture f. Wiz Khalifa
• 10 Bricks f. Birdshit
• Even Deeper f. Barry White

Royce Da 5'9

• Writers Block f. Eminem*
• My Own Planet f. Joe Budden

Slaughterhouse

• Move On

 Swizz Beats

• The Transporter f. Rick Ross

Tyga

• Well Done 2
• T-Raww*
• Storm f. Stefano Moses
• We Up
• Real or Fake
• Lap Dance

Wale 

• Lacefrontin'
• Bad Girls Club f. J. Cole*
• Im On One*

The Weeknd

• Wicked Games
• The Party & The After Party*
• Loft Music*
• High For This

Wiz Khalifa

• On My Level f. Too Short*
• Rooftops f. Curren$y
• Phone Numbers f. Tra Tha Truth & Big Sean*
• GangBang f. Big Sean
• Taylor Gang f. Chevy Woods
• ErrDay f. Juicy J

Wiz Khalifa, Big Sean & Curren$y

• Weed Brownies
• Flowers
• O.T.T.R
• Dot Dot Dot
• Proceed

Young Jeezy

• The Real Is Back*
• Flexin f. Fabolous
• Rollin f. Fabolous
• Ballin f. Lil Wayne
• Run DMC f. Freddie Gibbs
• I Ball I Stunt f. Scrilla*

 Ross and Drake obviously are goin in this year...look out for them bi-weekly updates. Have a good monday night...im off to swim in bacardi and women...
~Eazy

Logic 101 The Friend Zone -Eazy

I know Brey usually does these posts, but recently I've been inspired to speak on this subject. No bitch shit though, just thoughts. Wont catch me pouring my heart out in these mean Internet streets, no way. Lets get into it tho.
Everyone knows what the friend zone is, shit is not a fun place to be. Id rather be forced to attend every Nets game for an entire season than to be catapulted into the friend zone, word up. Shit never fails though, 70% of people who have a social life and frolic with the opposite sex will unwillingly pay this zone a visit at least once in their lifetime. I'm tryna get that percentage down tho b, so once again I'm here to lend you niggas a helping hand.
I'm no stranger to the friend zone, I wont even front like I am. You may even call me sort of a frequent flyer of The Friend Zone Airways. Nah not really, but I live and learn though, enough to pass on information to ensure that you never have to travel via FZ Airways. There's no love on that flight b, just crushed dreams, disappointment and unattainable box. There's really just 1 simple way to keep from this dark place, peep this...
The easiest way to stay away from this heartless zone is by simply being real. At least from the perspective of you 2 already being friends. Just open your mouth b (pause). If you feelin' a girl, you might as well tell her. Whether its verbally or by showing with your actions, but it must be done. Actions usually don't work as well as if you were to just come out and say it, but whichever way works best for you, go for it. Who knows, she could probably be feelin' you too, you'll never know unless you ask though. Honestly the worst thing she can say is no, or fuck no if she's an asshole,  and if y'all are really friends, that should in no way hinder the friendship. If you don't speak up you're just left thinking about what could've been, and that shit is the worst, trust me. If you wait years to hit up home girl and finally tell her, and she hits you with that, "oh yea i was feeling you at that time too", you're gonna wanna murder someone yo, dead ass. Rumor has it that that is what got the Texas Chainsaw Killer started, nigga got bungee jumped into the friend zone and just lost all sanity. Same goes with you too ladies. Its a new day, don't just leave everything in the guys hands. Its over for that, if you want something done you just gotta do it yourself, word up. Because women can travel down that exact same dark path and be quick to blame it on the guy like, "he never made a move". Now you stuck with some guy who has 2 kids, a felony and outstanding traffic tickets, and wondering where you went wrong. I'm chillin' tho.
Also, if you were never friends in the first place, and you were tryna "spit game", the quickest way to get thrown into the FZ is by being too nice. It may sound strange but trust me. You do not want to be referred to as that shoulder she leans on when shit gets rough. Because at that point, she's gonna want you more as a friend and isn't gonna want to risk the friendship by trying to take it further. It needs to be understood from the time you spit your struggle pick-up lines and approach her that you tryna smash, or be more than friends. Listen to sprite, obey you thirst b. At least then you aren't wasting your time.
OK i just had to get that out, i want only for my homies to prosper, word up... I try to educate these Internet streets when possible...unless you wear Coogi, in which case, direct your mouse to the X button located conveniently in the upper right hand corner of you web browser and proceed to click.
I'm out
~Eazy

Friday Thoughts - Eazy

• I deadass woke up this morning thinking a lion was looking me dead in the eyes. Luckily it was just my cat. I kinda squealed but my mouth was dry so nothing came out. I accidently swallowed a random piece of gum that i guess I had since last night and choked for like 40 seconds...Bacardi Limon is nothing to fuck with...
• Fuck BET.
• NBA Players are winning right now, niggas are overpaid and just chillin' around the country without a grain of a fuck to give.
• Yo don't take those 40 seconds for a joke b, that's madd long to be not breathing involuntarily.
• No way did I scuffle my way through 2 entire sessions of summer classes to come home to only a box of Struggle K in the cabinet, my mother is somethin' else.
• "Gotta Have It" is the greatest song on WTT...this is not up for debate.
• Ye and Jay made a video for Otis containing only heauxs with low levels of melanin , a tricked out Maybach and frolic ...they won
• If you still have a flip phone you're a faggot
• Last night i watched this white girl get arrested for tryna fight one of my homies. When she ran up and hit him that was prolly funniest shit I've ever seen while intoxicated. Shit got real when the cops actually put her in cuffs tho. That was the cue, im not tryna be anywhere where they even lock the little white girls up. The cop sounded like he was liable to pop the trunk on me for simply recording the altercation. Took my ass straight home.
• I went to the Everything's a Dollar store yesterday to get some candy and this black dude was holding up the line because he wanted to return 2 items... Why return items back to the dollar store? There really is no reasonably excuse unless you returning a minimum of 8 items. This is the second time i've seen this occurrence... maybe im the one who doesn't know struggle..
• Like what was he gonna do with his extra 2 bucks? 8 fuckin' quarters b, homie just couldn't go without his McDouble and sweet tee for the day smh... 

~Eazy

Song of The Day- Brey

"She Will"- Lil Wayne Ft. Drake

This song is FIRE. Apparently Baby confirmed that Weezy and Drake will be coming out with a compilation album after their solo projects. Wayne will rap and Drake will sing because Wayne is terrified of Drake washing him on the project. Still lookin forward to it tho. Check it out

Logic 101 "Who Are You?"- Brey

Wassup y'all back with just a quick installment of Logic 101. I've been witnessing a lot of people calling other people out for not being themselves on social networking sites and in person amongst others. Here are some tips for people on BOTH sides of the equation:

1. Chill out sometimes. I make jokes and call people out from time to time but i don't do it like it's my fuckin job. Let's say if 5 people are actin fake... out of boredom I'll call out 2. People don't like someone who tries to be the realest nigga alive at all times.

2. ACTUALLY try to be yourself. I do so most of the time unless I'm having fun or something to that effect. For the record changing your vocabulary around different groups of people is NOT fake. If you talk the same way/use the same lingo around hood niggas that you do around your job you're a fucking idiot and that's not debatable. I'm not gonna talk the same around my white friends/coworkers that I do around my family or dark skinned girls point blank.

3. Play ya role. Basically the same thing. If you not about that gangster life don't act like it(seriously at least) around certain people. If you a nerd be a nerd. This is YOUR life don't spend it trying to impress people who won't remember you after you die. I personally AM technically a nerd. I've been called an "Oreo" many times because of the way i talk, but I'm not gonna talk ignorant all the time because of that.

4. Have fun. You really only have one life and you gotta have fun. This is something I do all the time. I don't give a fuck about what people think is "mature" because I do what's fun to ME. If I wanna play video games, Scrabble or fucking Yu-Gi-Oh Cards that's exactly what the fuck I'll do, and WON'T front about it in front of different company. Two quotes of mine to leave y'all with-

" Sometimes keepin it real means keeping your fucking mouth shut"

"If you worried about what the next nigga doin, you're a faggot"

I'm outtie,

Brey

SN 101- Twitter is What You Make It

Just go ahead and expect the rest of these Social Networking posts to solely be about twitter from here on out. Let's face it, facebook is only useful because of the extended gallery of pictures that it offers for young men like me to thirst upon. So on to the matter at hand...

If you think twitter sucks, then maybe you're better off on the corner with your jean shorts and flight jacket. Im tired of seeing people on my timeline saying "My TL is dry" and "Nobody tweeting" and "Twitter sucks", so I've decided to lend you troubled niggas a helping hand. Lets get this clear, Twitter is what you make it, so if you think that it sucks, then 9 times out of 10 it is your fault, sorry. For twitter to be fun it basically just boils down to just 1 thing: Who you follow

This is by far the most important factor in making twitter dope. Don't hop on twitter and follow only celebrities and just expect you timeline to be crack, they won't even respond to you b, you're just another whisper in their mentions. On the other side of that, don't just follow people because you met them around town and they seemed cool or cause you just wanna get the box. They could easily turn out to be one of those addictive tweeters who will tweet anything that their ligaments allow. Nobody likes them. I personally look to twitter for laughs, so I follow people to meet those needs. If you want a couple laughs on your timeline then you probably shouldn't have followed that co-worker that has never uttered a funny sentence in their life. Lets be smart about this people. Also, don't prance on over to twitter at 9am on a weekend with high expectations of fun and merriment. Real niggas are in the bed with a hangover, the box or both at that hour. Timing is important. I'ma go ahead and help yall out and give you a list of people to follow if you tryna have an entertaining timeline tho:
@iDisrespectHoez @Bbillions @NerdAtCoolTable @OfficiallyIce @rellyOnSMASH @JStac825 and @itseddiecaine 
Fuck with them and your timeline is sure to be poppin'. And of course don't forget Me and Brey...
If you follow these guidelines and still aren't satisfied, maybe twitter isn't for you. Delete your account and hop on that dark, dusty path back to Facebook ave.
Im out..
~Eazy 

Battle Rappers You Should Know Pt. 2-Dizaster- Brey

Ok wassup y'all. For any current battle rap fan you should already know who this is. Dizaster is (in my opinion of course) the best currently active battle rapper in the world. He battles the most(well over 15 battles), and always seems to win minus only a few times. His style is VERY aggressive, somewhat like Okwerdz without the yelling. His presence and body language almost always overshadows his opponents as he is very animated. His "no holds barred" style readies his opponents for everything because he covers virtually every topic about his opponents. He uses lots of race and personal jokes, and has shown extensively his ability to freestyle. He tends to rhyme with a multisyllabic flow. The Los Angeles native has battled all over the world with England, Sweden, New York, Miami and more under his belt.

He has so many dope battles, but I dwindled it down to the 3 i like to most...check it out and let me know what you think on twitter @breyboy11. You can also find Diz @MRDIZASTER.

Dizaster v. A-Class

"Fuck you, and your pan face, fan base!/ This man's face, looks like a handmade pancake/ I fuckin hate spicy mayonnaise/ I will stab you in the back, with one of Katana's fan blades/ and doggy-style your mother while I'm wearing a lamp shade!"

Dizaster v. Nocando

"In L.A you ain't shit without the dickriders that stick to your side/ who constantly convince you that your shit is fly to cover up the fact you're a struggling artist that's barely even getting by/ I know your diet, your diet consist of sniffing lines/ and the reason I know this is cause I have a mutual friend that's done it with you at least like 50 times"

Dizaster v. Swave Sevah

"I'll pull a knife, give you the meanest cut/Precise, like slices from Pizza Hut/ You old try keepin up, turn the volume on the side of ya speaker up/ You rhyme so weak as fuck like the last time Method Man and Redman tried teaming up"

Definitely check those battles out and you'll see he doesn't battle solely lightweight people. If you disagree with my proclamation of him being the best right now, feel free to email me and debate at IWontGiveAFuck@Gmail.com thanks.....don't forget to check our other posts out as well.

Outtie-

Brey

Battle Rappers You Should Know Pt. 1-Okwerdz-Brey

If you're not familiar with battle rap, here's a series that will somewhat catch you up on the underground FIRE that's been happening in these streets. Okwerdz(@Okwerdz on Twitter) here has been battling for years, but the battles I will be referring to in this series start with the organizations Grind Time, King Of The Dot, and URL(Smack).

Okwerdz is a California native who's style is very aggressive. He is, in my opinion, one of the top 10 battlers out currently. He has clever metaphors, and combined with the aggressive delivery in most of his battles, he makes for a tough opponent because he wins the crowd over fairly easily. Here are some lines and battles that are a must see that include Okwerdz:

Okwerdz Vs. Arsonal

"You spit the same verse every time I see you on cameras yappin/ You'll prally use the same shit against me, cause when this faggot's rappin/ He recycles more than fuckin Captain Planet!"

Okwerdz. v. Hollow Da Don

"Now Hollow there's this question I been meanin to actually ask you....If you put an intercom, in a generator...what exactly would that do?"

Okwerdz v. T-Rex

"Accordin to fossils that they're diggin/ Tyrannosaurus has more in common with an ostrich or a chicken/ So when he's duckin me, he's just followin tradition/ Cause the T-Rex eventually evolves into a chicken!"

These are what I consider his main battles. He has some dope two on two battles that are more recent with Dizaster (another battler I'll feature) that are worthy of checking out, so go to Youtube and search around. Oh yeah if you disagree that he's top ten please send me a list of 9 better battle rappers and I'll gladly debate with you. Battling is a very entertaining art to watch, and if you search around it will come(maybe as a shock) to the light that West coast battlers are the best. Keep checkin us out as I'll be doing multiple updates regarding the better battle rappers. Again, if you enjoyed the post, follow Okwerdz @Okwerdz on Twitter and me @breyboy11. Thanks for all the support (2K views in two months!) and keep fuckin with us

I'm Out,

Brey

"FOH" The Hosea Chanchez Edition

I honestly don't even know what to say...no words, just tears...peep this video...

Yoooooooo doess this nigga have on rolled up jeans shorts tho!?! hahahhaaahaah.  Homie jumped on the track sounding like Sir Mix-A-Lot b. Whispers of 'The Game' getting cancelled started spreading and this guy just dived straight into the booth. This just goes to show that money can buy anything. No way would these bad heauxs hop in the video and recite these struggle vocals for anything less than 10 stacks. I've been saying for years that im giving up on our race...but this here is the final straw. Im filling out my race resignation papers as we speak. All cause this grown man just had the audacity to say, "eat it like some sugar smiggity smacks"...im fuckin speechless b... all i can say is Fuck Outta Here Hosea Chanchez...smh

~Eazy

Guest Blog: Slander & Jokes on Twitter: Can You Handle It -@MyNameIsRandall

   Wassap y'all. This is my 1st and last blog post and I wanna thank Eazy and Brey for letting me perform my segment “Slander & Jokes on Twitter: Can You Handle It? “on their respected blog. You guys are doing your thing and keep up the good blogs. Go follow them (@Tha_FreshPrince & @breyboy11) and me as well (@MyNameIsRandall). This is a topic that must be addressed because I’m seeing too many people catch feelings and getting bent outta shape when a simple joke or slander has been said to them. That being said, let’s get to the word.
     So we’ve all seen people get into arguments on Twitter about music, heauxs (hoes), your favorite athlete, my favorite team, who could whoop who’s ass in ball and why, etc. Have you ever seen that one person chime into an argument or conversation and the other person just @’s them with slander or jokes that seem a little too harsh? People will instantly @ you with these things simply because you see an idea or view from another prospective. I have recently had the luxury of doing that. Well kinda. It’s one of the many things that you didn’t see coming when you checked that box for Terms and Agreements to finalize your Twitter account.
     Here’s a little anecdote I had recently that will keep you entertained and will help me get my point across. A girl that a follow had a dude terrorizing her by chucking thirst grenades into the camp where her mentions were stationed. He claimed that he wasn’t thirsty (lie), so I scrolled through his profile and saw another girl he attempted to “spit game” to openly say “You are thirsty” and she escorted him out of her mentions smh. I’m not mad at him though because: A) It was 3 am, so the capacity of thirst was at its highest level and B) The girl I follow is attractive without a doubt as well as the other random girl. #SlightThirst but back to the topic. So anyway I karate chopped into the conversation by saying #FailedThirst after the girl said “get out of my mentions” to this guy. I knew this fella wouldn’t let that slide if he had a little #TwitterThug in him, so he @ me and replied “I’m not thirsty brotherman”. Right then and there I knew he was wearing manually cut jean shorts, an ashy Tupac Makaveli tee, and eating a cold, soggy bologna and cheese sandwich. Brotherman?!?!? I responded with “Don’t call me that Hines Ward”. Now I was really getting on his nerves because he looks just like him and he knew that. (@tmmkay is his Twitter) I could feel the material in his denim shorts slowly unraveling due to his anger (pause). In addition to my look-alike comparison, the girl I follow and my twitfam teamed up in the slander. #YouMad?’s were carelessly thrown, #FollowerStruggle hay-makers swings were swung (he has 7 followers), and some 2 piece lethal #WhoHurtYou? combos. After 5 or so minutes passed, this guy called me a “cornball ass nigga”. Wait hold the phones. Nigga what?!?!?! You had 300 uninterrupted seconds to type this?!?! Yes, I lie to you not. I made it a favorite, RT’d it and everything. Check it out if you doubt me. That slander is the WORST I'VE EVER HEARD by a man with facial hair. That gets the oooo’s and ahhhh’s of 4th and 5th graders…. maybe.  No, nope, naw, nah. NOT ON TWITTER. This had to be a terrible nightmare. There's no other way. But no, it was real, no "Inception" going on here. I went to my Twitter account the next day and checked to see if I hurt his feelings. (He has a new twitcon now, so I guess I did) hahaha. The comment was still lingering and orbiting on planet Twitter, and he was not even marked as spam or a virus. So I took matters into my own hands and went to the “Twitter Help Center”, clicked on “Report a Violation”, then followed the steps for reporting someone as spam. 
      That was my latest experience regarding slander on Twitter that happened about a week ago. So……..what’s the point? The point is that slander with random people is fun and you should try it out if you get a chance. You have little to lose and so much to gain. But let me add this VERY important rule. Slay How You Would Slay In Person! I consider myself to be an overall nice guy that slays about 75-85% of the time. Saying this, I know I'm not gonna slay, roast, or slander people all the time, but I will pick and choose when to do it, and it will be more times than not. But if you do decide to slander every once in a while, do it based on YOUR CHARACTER. Don't be that Tyler Perry "I will never hurt you" kinda guy he has in all his movies in person, but turn into a Richard Pryor on Twitter. It just doesn't work like that. Sorry for the rant, I just had to get that off my chest. Now let's “Dougie” over to the fun part of slander. Studies have shown that the fun level increases 23-27% if your twitfam gets involved,guaranteed. The only downside is that you might see all kinds of struggle slander and failed comebacks like I unfortunately did. But you can easily respond with hash-tags like I’ve displayed here while also learning other slander tactics from your twitfam that you could use later down the road. There’s a 2.8% chance of you actually seeing this random person in real life anyway, so why not just have fun and make the most of your disclosed location? Make note that roughly 88.47% of slander is NOT FOR REAL: JUST JOKES. I can’t emphasize that enough. If you get offended by it and/or the Twitter Projects are too brutal for you, sprint past that deserted asphalt basketball court with the broken chain nets, and frolic your way into Facebook Botanical Gardens where it’s a crime to hit someone with the “Zzzzzzzzz’s” after a boring, uninteresting tweet, a “#CoolStoryBro” after someone tells a story that no one would ever care about on God’s green earth, or a twitpic of someone foolishly pointing at you asking if #YouMad? Don’t be that person that is overly sensitive and deletes your Twitter because you got “clowned”. Nobody likes a Bow Wow.
                                                                                                        -Randall Davis

Friday Thoughts - Eazy

With the rain hindering my activity for today, i decided to get a couple of my thoughts up on the net...

• There really is no way of looking cool while walking through a rain storm without protection. If its pouring outside and you just strolling down the sidewalk like its a beautiful day in the neighborhood then you just gonna look like a dumb ass or an aspiring molester, same with if you're sprinting, you're gonna get just as wet as if you were walking, dodging raindrops is in fact impossible. I had to learn that the hard way. And on the flip side, if you a grown man standing under a ledge waiting for the storm to blow over then u just a category 5 pussy...so just bring you hoodies or umbrellas b..
• My baby Nicki Minaj had a nip slip this morning on Good Morning America....the picture was up moon walking through the web before the episode was even over...Thirst moves at astonishing speeds...
• If you mix Ciroc with McDonalds Frozen Strawberry Lemonade you WILL get fucked up...plus it tastes like greatness.
• Im tired of all these heauxs going "natural".... no way will I allow my girl to have a fresher cut than me at any point in time, yall need to chill
• Madd girls will tell you that their head game is "on point"...67% of them are lying...trust me..
• If her breath stinks then there's a 89% chance that her pussy does too...if you dont brush your teeth I doubt you properly clean the box
• 50 Cent is ass...Ross won
• Bacardi is the best purchase that you'll ever make for $13
• And last but not least...Me n my homie Brey rockin with this blog shit, shout out to everyone fuckin with us...pause

~Eazy

"90's Are All That" -Eazy

For a couple weeks now Teen Nick has been playing all of the classic 90's show's every night after midnight. Watching these shows as a 20 year old, I realized mad shit that never caught my innocent eyes back in the day, shit is crazy, lets start with Doug

Doug: I was watching Doug last night and it hit me, homie spent 3 entire seasons...72 whole episodes, chasing the box of Patty Mayonnaise. The thirst was at an all time high in these pre-teen shows b. It kinda made me upset too, cause Doug is my homie, and Patty aint even give the homie a mere glance or sneak peak of even a corner of the box. 3 entire seasons yo... and its not like he started late or anything, the thirst was introduced promptly in the first 10 mins of the very first episode, shit is a shame... sad to see my homie Doug come into each episode with the utmost confidence of acquiring the box only to get let down. It's crazy cause with a name like Patty Mayonnaise you would think that she was sure to drop the draws. Shorty got the name of a bonafide pornstar. This nigga Skeeter tho...aka Skeet...a blue nigga named skeet, ima chill tho

Kenan & Kel: Yo I was watching this the other day and realized, no matter how old I get this shit will forever be nothing short of hysterical. I was chillin' watching the episode when Kenan was tryna sue the tuna company, and that shit had me in fucking tears yo... When this nigga Kel broke down and confessed, "I!! Put the screeww, in the tunaa!" Yo i was at the crib rolling for the remainder of the episode. Homie Kenan sat in that office and clean denied a million dollars tho, in hopes of making more in court. I woulda had to murder Kel with my bare hands. Im not gonna touch the fact that homie is addicted to orange soda tho...smh

Clarissa Explains It All: If you watch this show you're a fucking faggot

Legends of The Hidden Temple: Its been damn near a decade since I last watched this show and this is still the only game show I would never fuck with. I dont care what anyone says, that nigga looks scary. A big rock face just lets these frightened prepubescent children loose in a dark maze with no map or a compass, just a short memory for the directions and a heart full of fear. You couldn't pay me to crawl through that death trap b... Then you got random henchmen jumping out at ANY point of the maze, grabbing you and taking you to who knows where. Last episode I watched, the nigga that got caught never returned...They just ended the episode, his partner looked like he was about to burst into tears. Ill be damned, i think there were like 2 winners in the entire history of the show too, those arent the type of odds that I fuck with.

Hey Arnold: Shout out to Netflix first and foremost for providing me with countless episodes of this classic show. I was watching the episode where there was a heat wave and I honestly couldn't breathe. It was soo hot, Mr. Jolly Olly man was charging elementary school kids $30 for a simple cone of ice cream ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )
It was deadass 107 degress outside at 7am...if thoses conditions were to ever bring themselves to Charlotte, NC im murking the local forecaster. Niggas were waiting in line at the corner store to get bags of ice like it was some sort of Jay Z concert b, then the entire bag melted before the homie Arnold could even get home haha. 

Cousin Skeeter: As a kid I never really paid attention to all the women that threw themselves at Skeeter. Now at 20, I aspire to be like this man yo...no lie. My man Skeeter has 3 women singing has name in the intro to the show every night at 3 am. Unlike the homie Doug...Cousin Skeeter had more boxes than a puppet could handle..n this nigga always had some fresh gear on, with Meagan Good by his side each episode...smh Aside from that fact that he looks exactly like Carlton Banks from The Fresh Prince, im tryna get like Skeeter




Im not sure how long this 90's thing is gonna last, I will surely be tuning in each night at mid-night tho. Check it out if you get the chance...don't act like you're too mature to watch cartoons anymore, nobody likes those people.
Iight yall thanks for reading...and shoutout to everyone thats fuckin with the blog...its much appreciated!


~Eazy

Special Guest Blog "Protected Twitters" by @cashklein

Wassup y'all. We got a special guest blog for y'all from one of our main homies on Twitter @cashklein. Check him out as he drops knowledge and don't forget follow him on Twitter:

First off, I wanna give a shoutout to both Brey and Eazy cus they’re both doing their thing with this blog. I mean over 1,600 views in like two weeks? Gotta respect that. Second off, this is my first and prolly last blog post ever so if you like it, I’m sorry that you won’t get to read my words ever again..and if you don’t like it, then just know you’ll only have to read my words just this once. And if you really like my words, then follow me on twitter ( @cashklein ). Aight so I came up with the idea for Brey to do a post about ‘Protected Twitters’ and he said that I could do the honors, so here I am.

Aight now on to the subject…Protected Twitters. If you’re a guy, you SHOULD NOT have a protected twitter. If you have a stalker, just block em. The ONLY (and I mean ONLY) reason I won’t look down upon you for having a protected twitter is if you know your parents are checking your twitter…but other than that, no fruckin excuses. Girls get off a little easier for having protected twitters. Why? I don’t know, they just do haha. But regardless, I really don’t see the point of having em.

Now on to the risk of following a protected twitter. I’m not even gonna talk about following a guy with a protected twitter cus they shouldn’t have one in the first place. So you see a hot girl you know with a protected twitter..your instinct is telling you to follow her so you can tweet something cute at her, but you run the risk of her being one of those girls that tweets once every two days about shit you could not care less about. Those are the fruckin worst btw. So let’s say you follow her and her very rare tweets are just terrible…then you unfollow her, right? Right. Then a few months pass by and you start to get real curious about what she’s tweeting…which is natural if she’s good looking haha. What do you do? Do you request to follow her? Cus if you do, then she’ll know for a fact you unfollowed her at one point. Or do you just keep on without following her and continually tell yourself her tweets prolly still suck? It’s up to you…but I have yet to re-follow a protected twitter that I unfollowed. But that’s just me.

Aight now on to the only good thing that can come from protected twitters. Ironically, that ‘only good thing’ is when they go from protected to unprotected. Cus then you can check up on some hot girls who suck at tweeting without actually having to follow em. For instance, I followed this one chick who was protected but her tweets were worthless so I unfollowed her after the second day. Next time I check, she had an unprotected twitter…so now I can check it out without messing up my following/follower ratio haha. Take notes, people.

All in all, FRUCK Protected Twitters…I mean FRUCK em…woah sorry…that was a little built up.

So that’s just my take on Protected Twitters. Follow me @cashklein. I’m out. One love.

Social Networking 101- To Duff or not to Duff?- Brey

Wassup just checkin in real quick to vent about a problem I witnessed the other day. On twitter, the trending topic #Reasonstobeatyourgirlfriend was trending and #1 in the world for a day and a half.
Naturally many females and "Real Niggas" chimed in to shout their disapproval of the topic. I have 3 beefs with this situation:

1. If you have a problem with a trending topic, DON'T GET ON TWITTER!!! If you prefer not to see something, direct your stupid ass eyes elsewhere. Simple as that, nobody is is forcing you to look at the trending topics dumbass. People were so upset looking at the TT apparently not knowing that nobody is gonna stop the JOKE TT because of their discomfort. It was clearly a joke TT yet people decided to catch feelings.

2. The people who didn't approve of the TT were still tweeting the hashtag!!!! Do you ignorant fucks really not know that you're directly part of the problem that you're forcing your eyes to see?C'mon people we gotta use logic here...last but certainly the most important

3. The issue of beating a woman. You and I are not going to see eye to eye on this issue, but hear me out. I by NO means condone hitting a woman for getting "out of line" or some petty shit. BUT there isn't "no reason to ever hit a female". That's complete bullshit and I'll explain why...

Women want to not be discriminated against in any way, yet if they wild out and start soberly swinging on a dude or come at a dude with a weapon that could do harm we're not supposed to even lightly duff her?You can't go around doing whatever the fuck you want and saying whatever the fuck you want. Ask Snooki from Jersey Shore she knows all too well the consequences of thinking she's invincible. And what if you raise your child for 15 years and she hits you with that "you're not the father" shit?these are just reasons to consider before you open your mouth thinking women are fucking untouchable. I personally would only put hands on a female in 3 scenarios:

1. My life was in danger
2. Someone else's life was in danger
3. She murdered someone in my family

I recognize the last one is extreme but word to Casey Anthony the shit happens daily. I understand that females are physically weaker than us guys, so I'm not saying I'd square up with a female, but i would definitely toss her a strong haymaker in the above scenarios. If you still feel strongly opposed with what I've said, please feel free to contact me on twitter @breyboy11.

I'm out,

Brey

Struggle Bars "2K Edition" -Brey

Ok so being that there are no good sports in season at this time, and I don't like football, i usually spend my lonely afternoons before work playing NBA 2K11. Most people have encountered this game in some fashion or another, or at least I'd like to believe so. While I was playing 2k yesterday i was reminded of how horrible the rap lyrics are. They even have my man Cassidy up there spitting rookie bars, while Drake is lookin like a hall-of-famer with "Over"(the best song on there). If "Over" is the best song on any list of rap songs something is fundamentally wrong. Here are some of the lyrical shortcomings displayed in the game off the top of my head:


"I'm on the block, but ain't no games gettin played. Me goin broke is like michael jordan gettin braids" (Cassidy)


"What if I told you, somebody told me, Jones you could be the best rapper that ever lived. And I responded by sayin that I'm already is, have been for years where the f*** have you been?" (Anonymous)


"Pick and roll, dip' n dash, defense, talkin' trashTake a 3, you know you heard was SPLASH!" (Snoop Dogg)



Now I'm not sure about y'all, but if I'm about to attempt a 40 point game with Derrick Rose the last thing I wanna feel is the weight of those slavery bars affecting my performance. I don't even wanna hear the fucking background music at halftime because of them. the dude said "I'm already is the best rapper alive" and nobody made an attempt on his life?I'm Ashamed...and Cassidy...Ima just leave him alone he has enough troubles... I just had to put that out there.

-Brey

Struggle Wardrobe *Update* (8/1/2011) -Eazy

Come the fuck on! Summer has barely even started and you niggas have successfully gone too far with the gear... Its 2011 b...jean shorts and force are simply unnacceptable! The following list will hopefully assist u niggas to open up ur closet full of struggle, and direct your clothes to the nearest trash bin. If i spot a nigga tryna sport any one item on this list ima immediately drop the vocals from Marvin's Room on their queen...

Struggle Wardrobe List:

• Coogi (Look up struggle in a dictionary and i guarantee you there will be a nigga rocking a coogi outfit. A nigga that wears coogi prolly doesnt take care of his kids)
• Jean Shorts (Im sure you may have some left over from last year but times have changed my man)
• Air Forces (...C'mon son)
• Fake Jays (If you can't gather up the $150 to purchase some real jordans then maybe you're better off wearing Sketchers b...)
• Jersey Dresses (Nah ladies ya'll dont get a pass...if a chick wearing a jersey dress then she most likely has no aspirations in life...)
• Tall Tees ( Its a shame that I have to even put this up here b...)
• Jersey with a Tee Shirt (If a nigga wearing a tee shirt under his jersey you give me no choice but to assume that you a pedophile)
• Gerbaud Jean Shorts (You really firing from all cylinders of struggle with these on. Shit like this shall not be tolerated)
• Plaid Shorts (These were acceptable in 09 but now its time to get them all the way outta here. A nigga that wears plaid shorts will go to a chicks house solely to eat the box and return home)
• Kapris (Smh i feel like sayin pause for even typin that... if u have a pair of kapris you need to march right down to your local flea market and demand your $5 back..)
• Struggle Flops (Aka flip flops that've lost their flip... Usually worn by 17 year old baby moms and niggas who have "Trappin" as their occupation on facebook. A nigga wearing struggle flops will never amount to anything)
• Reebok Classics (C'mon son why yall making me add this...shit like this should be basic knowledge but you niggas just cant chill...i honestly dnt know what to say aside from the fact that im disappointed..)
• Struggle Nikes (These are pure struggle in the form of a shoe with strings and a Nike Check...Niggas wit struggle nikes on dont realize the actual struggle in them cuz they're blinded by that damn check. These type of niggas will allow their queen to cheat as long as she's there for them in the long run.)
• South Pole (The other day I saw a homeless man on the side of the street rockin' one of these shirts...damn shame, you south pole niggas dressing like you dont have a roof over your head b)
• Ecko (If you wear these tees with that huge obnoxious rhino on it you just a plain old scum bag... no other way to put it)
• Jean Skirts (Im sorry ladies but this shit just looks way to ghetto in public. Plus its way too hot and humid to be constricted by that dingy denim. I've never seen a clean Jean Skirt...in my entire 20 years on this earth. They all have those stains that look like you've been standing over hot grease frying fish all morning)
• Dickies (Last week I headed to the hood side of Charlotte to hop on the cheap gas. Outside the gas station I see a grown man draped in a full body Dickie suit...It was damn near 100 degree weather b... Homie was really just chillin looking like an overworked janitor. Dickies cost damn near the same price as regular cargos..there honestly is no excuse for these cardboard stiff trousers b)
• More items will be added to this list as I spot them...hopefully this doesn't get out of hand
• Yo this list has gotten entirely too long...you niggas just wont chill tho smh...

Struggle Wardrobe Archives

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~Eazy