Ok we ALL have a friend/acquaintance who we can't all the way fuck with (pause) due to the low-key fact that they wanna swim inside your queen or chick you're smashing. If you can't recall anybody that fits the description, then it shouldn't come as a surprise that YOU are that nigga. It's time to get these niggas outta here for the summer. In the past you might of just let it slide cause you knew they had no chance, but with Drake bringing "I'm just sayin you can do better" lines back to the table and 100 degree weather striking down at 10 in the morning, you might just kill that nigga and his family these days. There are certain telltale signs of a nigga that potentially wants to procure what is rightfully yours.
- If he tried to talk to her before you- This type of nigga will cool out and try to convince you the shit is all in the past. This might actually be true, but to be honest if the chick in question is worthy of extensive attention, he prally still wants to smash(again maybe).
- He tries to one-up you around her- This lowlife is the type of dude that'll save his best jokes in his arsenal for when he's around you two. Nigga be quiet then all-of-a-sudden turn into fuckin Dave Chappelle when she slide thru. Sad part is he might actually pose a threat cause laughter is the quickest way to the box. Advice- Definitely keep this nigga away if he's actually funny but if he's not? No worries he'll just make you look good while embarrassing himself.
Of course the most dangerous one is the actual Ex-Bf, who you somehow got in cahoots with. WHATEVER he tells you about not feelin shit for her is a FUCKING lie. He's just one "Marvin's Room" listen away from hittin her up while you playin 2k. There are many other types but these are the main type of niggas to avoid this summer. We wouldn't you goin out to cop one of these to teach a nigga a lesson.
Stay cool and don't forget "If one of ya boys don't show up to watch the game, he fuckin ya girl"-@nerdatthecooltable
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