Saturday, June 25, 2011

"FOH" The Lil Mama Edition

Sigh…you have no one to blame but youself lil mama. Shit got outta hand a minute ago, n niggas let it slide, but you just couldn’t chill could you? This bitch is goin all out to extend her 6 minutes of fame, and I'm fed up. We all know after that lip gloss song she should’ve just exit stage left, but nah… this greedy bitch just had to keep goin.  Lil Mama you’ve given me no choice but to get you the fuck outta here..  No country for teenage bitches that could easily pass for a nigga’s grandma b…

Lets take it back a lil bit…In 07 vibe made a 64 best rappers bracket, which they conveniently deleted from the web, n Lil Mama here landed the 14th spot in her bracket……..yea b……the 14th spot. Keep in mind that Joe Budden was 16…Niggas really put her in the top 50 rappers tho. N I kno niggas prolly like, come on E that’s not even her fault, thats all Vibe. But nah son I'm not even buyin it, yall not thinkin' outside the box…For her to get a spot like that there had to have been some type of head exchange in the vibe editors office b, lets be real. The bitch dropped lip gloss and that puts her in the top 50 rappers? GTFOH

 In 09 is when shit really went too far…the fuckin VMA’s… A nigga was just chillin at the crib watch Jay n A Keys rip the finale, n meanwhile, this bitch Lil Mama was steady makin’ her way to the stage… If you didn’t see it here’s a link to the video



Niggas were just recovering from Kanye snatching the mic from Taylor Swift ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) n this bitch decides to sneak her way to the stage lookin like lil Bow Wow. 

Where was the security tho?? This was all I needed to successfully hate this bitch for the rest of eternity. No question about it, this bitch is on cocaine. She ran up on stage like this was some sort of Lil Twist or Webbie performance, and the face Jay-Z made when he saw her…priceless. You could tell the nigga just wanted to release the goons to spray the tools that instant b…

N Last but not least…this shit…
yo first off…did she just call herself a bombshell? ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) 
Word Lil Mama? This was the only way you could think of how to keep your name afloat? To Say Nicki took your syle? Word? Well ima give you a fair chance...maybe she did take your syle, which style tho? 
Was it this one?
 Or maybe it was this one.. 

This one?
   nah nah nah it Had to be this one 

GTFOH Lil Mama, lets keep it real, YOU dont even want your style... but for you to say Nicki Minaj stole yours is just a cry for help...
Ima chill tho...im done for now lol. Thanks to everyone thats been checking the blog out and giving feedback tho, we appreciate it... And always remember, if you take her to Red Lobster on the regular, shes not a sidechick b...#FACT
~Eazy (@Tha_FreshPrince)



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