Struggle Bars "2K Edition" -Brey

Ok so being that there are no good sports in season at this time, and I don't like football, i usually spend my lonely afternoons before work playing NBA 2K11. Most people have encountered this game in some fashion or another, or at least I'd like to believe so. While I was playing 2k yesterday i was reminded of how horrible the rap lyrics are. They even have my man Cassidy up there spitting rookie bars, while Drake is lookin like a hall-of-famer with "Over"(the best song on there). If "Over" is the best song on any list of rap songs something is fundamentally wrong. Here are some of the lyrical shortcomings displayed in the game off the top of my head:


"I'm on the block, but ain't no games gettin played. Me goin broke is like michael jordan gettin braids" (Cassidy)


"What if I told you, somebody told me, Jones you could be the best rapper that ever lived. And I responded by sayin that I'm already is, have been for years where the f*** have you been?" (Anonymous)


"Pick and roll, dip' n dash, defense, talkin' trashTake a 3, you know you heard was SPLASH!" (Snoop Dogg)



Now I'm not sure about y'all, but if I'm about to attempt a 40 point game with Derrick Rose the last thing I wanna feel is the weight of those slavery bars affecting my performance. I don't even wanna hear the fucking background music at halftime because of them. the dude said "I'm already is the best rapper alive" and nobody made an attempt on his life?I'm Ashamed...and Cassidy...Ima just leave him alone he has enough troubles... I just had to put that out there.

-Brey

Struggle Bars ~Eazy

Yea I know this is a day late, but fuck it...school has me in a full nelson right now...smh
Here we are with a new struggle bars post starring the one and only....Papoose...also know as Asspoose or Papoop...for good reason.

Recently this dude pap decided to peek his head out of the barricaded underground to release a freestyle on the new "Otis" beat. Ill do you a favor and not post the link.. You're welcome. Im tired of people giving this man the lyrical limelight cause he spit a couple bars about his tatoo's on "Touch It" 3 years ago...yea 3 fuckin years ago...and people are still acting like this man has spit nothing but flames ever since...well I beg to differ. So I've assembled an arsenal of struggle bars from Papoops himself with the help of my homie @Smittydelnegro ...lets begin...prepare yourself

• "You lost like a person without a map." ............hold the fuckin phone yo....time the fuck out. Is this the punch line? I bet you coogi wearing niggas reading this like, "man that bar was kinda hot" Gtfoh with that trash yo.
• "My niggas Soo Woo like a Wu Tang Lawsuit" Im actually kinda baffled that any man that considers himself a rapper would even utter these words into a mic... The Wu should beat yo ass for merely mentioning their name in this whack ass line b
• "Now the stakes are high, like the top shelf of the meat market" ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) Son Im cryinnggg...homie is spitting pre-k bars on instrumentals and calling it rap
• "My cousin is Bug. He drink Budweiser and guzzle the suds. He'll still tell you I'm wiser than a couple of buds" Oo....cool story bro...
• "When you go to sleep with dogs you wake up with flees. Papoose, my lines are hotter then 98 degrees. Like the popular boy band from the 90's with Nick Lachey, but back to what i was saying, sleeping with dogs is gay"      At this point you have to question if this was the correct occupation for you Pap...Somebody hand this man a walmart application. Yo 98 degrees isn't even that hot...niggas live comfortably in that weather in Florida on the daily, im chillin tho..
• "I must-stash like the hair between ya lip and ya nose"
• "Im in the streets like tar and cement, please buy my mixtapes so i can pay the rent" Homie lyrics are nothing more than a cry for help ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )
• "Look partner I had looking at da feet (defeat) like a foot doctor"
• "Every time i show her an image i have permantently etched on my body in ink she shows me one of her breasts i call it going tit for tat" Hahaha yoo i cant continue to do this lmao...the tears are fucking up my laptop b

Im not done yo...not yet lol. Did yall know that this guy Bappoose put out 27 mixtapes?? 27 entire tapes of bars just like these... Yo if i catch any nigga with these tapes on their itunes im callin the police.

Give credit to his heart tho...no way would I distribute 27 mixtapes and continue to release raps happily residing in the underground. Homie looks just like a mole so i guess this is where he belongs. Im starting to think homie gets paid to stay there. We tryna keep him and his struggle bars out of harm of the general public.
I have an honest question tho...why is it that you can release damn near 30 albums but not even drop a mere hint or promo track for an album? Why Pap? I knew you were terrible at making decision the moment that I caught word of you tryna marry Remy Ma

 ...smh

Im done tho... i wish the best for for your underground career poose... i really do.

~Eazy

Struggle Bars -Brey

Ok so Struggle Bar Tuesdays.... We've been tortured with some horrific verses in 2011 and the verse I'm about to put may very well take the cake ALREADY for Struggle Verse of the Year. Who might i be talking about?

    Yes, your Basedness himself...Lil fuckin B. I OFF TOP don't like this nigga, but i do respect his hustle. However I can't condone this bullshit. I refuse to give this nigga the glory of putting him in the same category as Nas, Jay-Z, and Em as a rapper. He recently was featured on Lil Wayne's mixtape "Sorry 4 the Wait", which in itself was not a great mixtape, but still....he got in the boof(yes nigga, boof) with Wayne and proceeded to spit these treacherous blocks of ice:

Yeah I do my thang, bitch wassup?
Young BasedGod, came in with the ballers
Iced out chain, bitch
I'm rich off that same shit
See 5 hoes on my dick, bitch, it's Christmas
Straight Westside, Bay Area
Bitch, I'll graze em
Gritty boy shit, BasedGod from the angles
On like a cradle and you niggas can't stop me
Shouts out to Mack Maine getting rich and cocky.
Bitches still Westside
Shouts out to Weezy
Young BasedGod with that .55 heater
187 bitch, I put it to 11 bitch
With that tiny shirt mane
And the tiny pants mane
I'm on BasedWorld and I f-ck with cash Money my niggas.
Don't understand man
The game like a chain
Woo woo! Swag, bitch, Brang-dang-dang man
Off the top, I'm a Wolfpack hitter
My life just a painting
And I paint you a picture, mane
Thing about it: a young paid-ass nigga
This that stunt music: bitch, I just do's it
It's Lil B and I'll muthaf-ckin prove it
We runnin'

I Admit that when he said the first bar i thought he was gonna mer-who am i kidding? It's Lil B....this is absolutely not a surprise but he really scraped the bottom of the barrel with this....for Lil Wayne. I wish i could've been a fly on the wall and seen Wayne's sober face while watching Lil B spit.Smfh Aiight I won't rant all day about him cause he's not exactly lyrical royalty. 

       I'm Out,

Brey