Guest Blog: Why You Can't Find A Good Man - @KINGROUSE

Alright, KINGROUSE dropping in for a guest blog post. Shoutout to my niggas Eazy and Brey. Alright let's go ahead and jump right into it. About a good 65% of you hoes ain't shit.  Niggas too, but y'all already knew that. I know this may have started off a little harsh but let me explain. Why the fuck do y'all feel like you're entitled to royal treatment when y'all ain't doing shit to prove you're worth a real mans time (you know, the actually nice guy u deaded for the nigga with no job, nappy dreads, and the Jordan sneakers). Yeah... Refreshen your memory ole "i love bad guys, its a thrill" havin ass. After yall get dogged out yall feel like yall entitled to something worth while.  I think not. Wont catch me saving em. Y'all claim to want a good man but don't know how to act once one tries to get to know you (Re-read this sentence). I understand why niggas ain't shit...and y'all made em that way. Theres some niggas who just plain aint shit and yall know that.... the rest of em were nice guys but crossed that line once he's had enough of your shit. He joined the team and now u wanna throw him the pussy. Well bend over hoe im here for a reason and your duration ends after cuffin season.
 Another thing I wanna speak on...what gives you ran through, "I love attention", I just wanna be seen by a nigga with a team having asses the right to have this checklist of a "perfect guy" you want. I believe in standards, but come on hoe -__-. You the same broad that'll let a nigga hit with the right pick up line and a double burger cookout tray. Chill. Y'all claim to be everything a nigga wants ranting on your twitter page on that lonely Friday night at 3:00 am, but if you take the time to scroll down your twitter page you'll she your hoeish behavior being broadcasted that thursday night before. We don't believe you. Stop trying so hard to act like you're the perfect girl for niggas. Your spaghetti meals and oven baked lasagna out the box ain't appeasing. 
Lastly, Y'all love talking about broke niggas. Listen here hoe, and you listen closely...if you don't work, when scrubs come on in the club.. put yo muthafuckin hands down! Yall the same hoes that get mad if you get in the club after 12 cause you gotta pay $10. You got it tho right? Handouts from mommy and daddy don't count either. A real independent woman works for hers. If you broke and looking for a job, I can respect that. Just stay humble. But how you gone have the audacity to talk about niggas that ain't got it? Broke niggas make u sick...throw up..... right? Yeah, right all over your got damn self. All in all I'm just saying if y'all wanna real man y'all gotta prove that y'all are a real woman as well. I see too many of you ain't shit broads begging for real men.  First, make sure you deserve one. And 9 times outta 10 you probably had a guy that would have been perfect for you (p.s. check the nigga you put in the friend zone) then go back and evaluate the nigga you dropped the drawls for. Yeah, you knew he wasn't shit. So don't be mad when you "find out" he ain't shit. Thats the nigga YOU PICKED.  Smh. However, s/o to the real woman out there who actually are worth it in the end. Our queens, we appreciate you. It's these hoes we don't give a fuck about. That's it for my first entry. I'm done for now. Rouse out

Oh yea,
If you got mad from this post go look in the mirror and let the ether drown your soul as u look yourself dead in the eyes. The mirrors revealing 
~ @KINGROUSE

Why "We" Could Not Have Thrown a Project X Party- Brey

"I've seen what's around the corner. I've seen what's over the horizon and I promise you, you niggas have nothing to celebrate! And no, I wont get there with ya. I'm goin' to Canada." - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

You can gain a sense of what "we" means in the title by referring to the quote I've so generously displayed above. Anyway let's get right to the heart of what I mean here:

NIGGAS CANNOT THROW A PROJECT-X-ESQUE PARTY. True tax-paying blacks understand why this is not possible immediately, but I'm here to kick knowledge to those who may not know what the deal is.

1. Background- Just the thought of a group of black teenagers throwing an event of this magnitude is fucking terrifying. In the movie, substitute "Costa" for "DeQuan" and shit is already a bit too real. First of all it's "Tonio's" birthday party anyway, and he stay in an apartment. So how is one to conclude that this will be a success in any way?

2.The People- Hate to say this but the only people not of color showing up to this debacle are spanish niggas(essays) and white people who think they're black. Real white people are getting reasonably fucked up on the exact opposite side of town. You know niggas from the Westside gon try to slide through, and that's just problems. The weirdo stoner black kids and retro kids gotta show up to show they still relevant. THEN you have the NIGGAS who are showing up not to dance with sexy females, not to drink, not to smoke, but SOLELY there to find other niggas to ice grill and fight. Let's just call them, "Niggas from Greensboro"(Eazy knows what I mean).

3. The Party- Ignorance. Too many blunts in rotation, the niggas who were supposed to bring the red Solo cups brought Phillies instead, niggas are most definitely stealing this nigga's Xbox games among other items for their household, the line outside the bathroom is full of shouting and disparity, Fights are breaking out between the girls who just found out they men were doin dirty, The DJ is really just a nigga with the DJay app for iPhone and an Aux cord, Nobody can choose whether they want Dance music or Trap music, Niggas are getting jumped for reneging on the Spades table, the cypher outside is waking the neighbors, Niggas are having dance battles on the roof, and The police are DEFNITELY not coming because the neighborhood bad already.

4. The Aftermath- The parents of "Tonio" come home to their car fucked up and house completely destroyed? Yeah he's gotta die.

These are just a fraction of the reasons blacks can not have a "Project X" party. Don't even try it. Just have ya niggas over for 2K night and keep it cool. Don't even name ya wack ass house party "Project X". Name it "One Night in Ignorance" or somethin. Aiight I'm out

I'm Out,

Brey

@TheBreyKeys on Twitter

Random Thoughts (3-15-12) ~Eazy

Bored as hell in class....Let's get it

• We at 10,000 views bittcchheessss, Tru
• Ever notice how professors of the most difficult classes never speak English? These colleges really know how to make money yo, niggas cop the F and retake lol
  
• Fuck this nigga for making us turn our papers in at end of class
  
• Shorty beside me been sniffling all class, 90% chance she has AIDS
  
• You niggas wanna be Wiz & Big Sean sooooo bad
• If your snapback can double as a construction helmet it might be time to give it up b...
• You ladies with the linebacker calves dont eem worry about hopping on the Sundress wave...maybe next year boo
• Last weekend hours got kicked forward and hoes got kicked out....RIP Cuffing Season 2011-12
• Draw Something was really the shit for 2 good weeks...now niggas just unscramble the word :(
• Bulls beat the Heat without Rose....fuck your thoughts
• Droid users have no clue they're losing...I know I sure didnt... I just did an entire blog post on my iphone, I could barely even log into this shit on my Evo, smh

Im out, 

Eazy

That Ain't What It's All About- Brey

Swag us the fuck out for 10K views! It's very much so appreciated that y'all keep checkin us out. And Ladies it's cool you check out the blog too. I'm not tryna get all deep on y'all this morning, but I just wanna confirm some extraneous things we could do without.

- Basketball Wives ain't what it's all about. Go outside and enjoy the real world we live in. Pick up a book, shit anything. If you live vicariously through a basketball wife(although most are side pieces) you're a hoe.

-Rap Debates ain't what it's all about. Fellas we gotta cut this shit out. There are rappers that are certified legends, and the rest of them. Some are great in our OPINIONS, and some are not. That top 5 debate you have every Tuesday isn't getting you a job or a nice female. And if you have a lady already, the continuance of your "Best Lyricist" argument will Have DeShawn down the street puttin ya queen's pussy in the Walls of Jericho.

-Jordans/Expensive clothes ain't what it's all about. I'm glad I realized this early. You buying allllllllll that frivolous shit to (subconsciously) impress people ain't doin ANYTHING for you bro. The way y'all beat each other's ass for shoes that costs $20 to make astounds me. Why don't y'all beat each other's ass for a job? Why don't you push someone out the way to get the new school supplies for ya kid?

-Being fake cordial ain't what it's all about. We have to deal with some people we don't want to in our lives that's a given. Teachers, coworkers, friends of friends, etc. I understand. But if you're dealing with someone willingly please keep it 100 with them. And if they don't keep it 100 with you don't associate with them. It's that simple. Being fake is a disease that we must eradicate. I don't think some of you realize how many people you deal with that you don't like that you DON'T have to deal with at all.

Well alright that's my knowledge for the day y'all be cool

-Brey

Disrespectful Rap Lyrics (3-14-12) - Eazy

Its been understood for years now that rappers really couldn't care less how disrespectful they come off on these tracks. From Ross calling Jeezy a "Fuckboi" 6 uncontested times in a row, to Wiz claiming to have fucked each and every one of our bitches on numerous tracks on Kush & Oj, its pretty evident that these niggas really don't give a fuck about there peers or fans once the step foot in the booth. That's precisely what these posts will address. We scrapping up the most disrespectful rap lines that most niggas just casually recite from day to day without taking the time to think that someone somewhere is actually falling victim to this slander. Let's get into it...


First up...basically the whole first verse to Cam'ron's "Wet Wipes". This is a verse that I've had on my mind for a minute now...Im not certain who homie is, or if the story is even factual or not...but mann...Cam really a piece of shit


"Had a drunken mind, club wobbled out
Next stop, start trouble inside the waffle house
Mmm, click the nine, yup skip the line
Looked at home boy yo, your bitch is mine
Had a little knife, tried to flick his shine
I Had a big gat, click clack, hit recline"

....Dog...not only did this nigga Cameron cut in front of another grown man dead in the middle of a Waffle house, but he then proceeded to steal his bitch, and as a final act of blatant disrespect, let the rachet spray directly in front of the Waffle house staff members....all cause he had one too many at the club....Cam out here whilen for respect yo. If a nigga say "yo bitch is mine" you really have no choice but to engage in a confrontation. Im sure homie thought he was well prepared with his knife, but fell victim to the burner instead...R.I.P.

Next...50 cent verse on "Patiently Waiting". Hearing 50 utter these words made me fall back and re-think my entire situation. Got niggas not even trying for a relationship nomore b...peep this, 

"Your bitch a regular bitch, you calling her wifey

I fuck then feed her fast food, you keeping her icey"

:(

Just think yo, a nigga named Curtis could have your queen in the Camel Clutch at this very moment for a McDonalds value meal while you at the counter in Zales contemplating which engagement ring to purchase her. Fuck I look like wifing a girl when this may very well be the outcome? Niggas are multimillionaires b don't think the robbery can't pay a visit to a relationship near you...Long as these type of niggas are around im chillin'. This shit stressful bruh

We'll probably do these quite often since rap just gets more and more disrespectful on the daily, so as we come across them we'll be sure to post it...

Im out,

~Eazy

Legging Season :-) -Eazy

Ahhh yesss here we aree!!! We've reached my favorite season of the year people...yessirr legging season. Ive never felt such a combination of bliss and dismay in my life. Cause you all know just as well as I do that in the wrong hands...leggings can make shit take a terrible turn for the worst. And you inconsiderate ass females know exactly who you are yo. Its because of this that we here at Marvin's Room have decided to set a few guidelines for this season to come to ensure happiness for all...

Rule #1: Leggings Aren't For Everybody! 
This is by far the most important rule yo, like honestly. Shit like this should be laid out in the constitution. As such an amazing item of clothing, it was certain that leggings would catch the eyes of most females of all types and sizes...and that is exactly where the problem lies b. Sorry if I sound indignant but yo this has been a persistent problem in my community from year to year. Im tired of happily walking to class only to be incensed by the sight 2 lumpy thighs trapped in spandex passing my peripheral. The shit has to stop yo. This is in no way a shot at larger females, ....well a little, but some of you smaller females also have that cottage cheese in leggings look poppin off. 
Leggings arent for yall, im sorry. The shit isnt flattering and seeing shit like that really ruins a niggas day. And the fucked up part is, I know yall see that shit when yall first put the leggings on. Mirrors are like $5 b and they come standard in every restroom, no way will I believe that yall dont know what you look like.... its just inconsiderate, better the community and just throw a pair of jeans on...maybe you can rock leggings next season

Rule #2 Don't Let Them Fake You Out Bro
This is also a very important rule, cause every man knows that there's nothing worse than the leggings facade. Niggas be in desert level thirst mode when chillin with a chick who has what we think is a fatty, just to pull the leggings down and it be another mirage trap set by the spandex gods...Niggas be in the utmost disbelief b. Where'd the booty go? Leggings really locates all the greatness located in that general area and shapes it perfectly into a fatty to the untrained eye. Shit is like a magic trick yo. And girls no this shit, so trust me, flat chicks will not hesitate to throw on these '24 hour booty' garments and catch niggas slippin. You have to use your better judgement tho, context clues and shit. Like was ALL that there in the summer? Or did it just appear overnight. Also, look at her posture, cause girls with no ass like to flaunt it for the 24 hour period that they get it from leggings. Its new to them so they gonna try to show that shit off before they have to take the leggings off at the end of the day and return to reality.

Rule #3 Help Ensure My Safety

I understand how comfortable leggings are and the whole 9 but ladies I must ask that you please stop wearing this particular item of clothing to the gym to workout... I'm sick of it b. Upon entering the gym as soon as a spot a good looking chick in spandex I immediately feel the need to prove myself. I've incurred at least 2 injures in the gym this summer cause of you females yo. I'm tired of struggling to find the inner strength to finish my bench press sets and chick with leggings walks by and strips me of all my focus and dedication. Nothing can get accomplished when chicks are in the gym in spandex b...and what makes it worse is, y'all never do anything that's even remotely difficult. you always find the chicks in spandex doing knee-ups or other worthless exercise that can be performed in your respective homes. Explain to me why homegirl in the pic couldn't have done that on the floor in her living room...exactly. So for the sake of my health and others like me...try throwing on some b ball shorts or something, they work just as well, I'm sure of it.

Rule #4 Dont Blame Me
Females.....yall know exactly what you are doing when you squeeze into those leggings and start your day, don't even front like you don't. So if you happen to turn around and catch a nigga with his eyes wide open and tongue out you honestly cant even be mad at homie, it's in no way his fault. So don;t turn around an try to hit us with that disgusted look, cause you no you like the attention...and if not, maybe you should dress more like 90's Queen Latifah and less like Meagan Good. And not tryna point fingers or anything...but yall are the ones with the overnight ass on display so my looking at it or attempting to grab is 100% your fault...im chillin' tho..

Iight yall thats all I have for now, as the season progresses though know that I shall not hesitate to add more rules as I come across them...Im out

~Eazy

Dope Shit You Should've Already Checked Out- Brey

Aside from all the tomfoolery 2012 has brought us so far, there have been some very dope shit released this year. Just a quick heads up:

Gucci Mane- Trap Back

Dope ass project. Gucci the Messiah brings us another classic mixtape

Project X

By FAR the best party movie ever created.  Niggas will never throw a party this epic ever so don't get any ideas.But seriously go see this movie

Chronicle

Chronicle is definitely the second best movie behind the one above to be released this year. They laid the plot out very well and whether you enjoyed the ending or not it was a great movie regardless.

• Hawaii
• Wiz's new "Mary x3" joint
• My Instagram- breyboy
• Vagina

Just things you should be in the process of experiencing 

-Brey

SN 101 - 2012 Do's and Dont's of Twitter- Brey

Wassup Y'all niggas are back forreal this time. We had to recollect our thoughts and think about some fake smart ideas. I've been Very active on Twitter lately so I figure this is a perfect time to introduce Eazy and I's new followers to what we do. I know I did the Five Twitter Commandments already but now I'm gonna hit you with some classic and new do's ad dont's of the Twitterverse

Do:

• Follow more people on Twitter. It'll lead to a better experience overall trust me. Everyone brings something to the table, whether it's ignorance, sports knowledge, or just good jokes.
• Create Lists on your Twitter app if you follow over 500 people. This way you have multiple TL's that you can condense into categories i.e "Funny people", or "Skank Hoes".
• Put an Avi up of what you CURRENTLY look like. If you just got the Amber Rose Fade your avi shouldn't have you lookin like Pocahontas. That's deceitful and hurts to witness.
• Mute topics you don't want to hear about instead of complaining. I can't tell you how much better my TL looks since I muted "Eating Ass" and "J Cole" seeing as I fuck with neither.
• If you have an Iphone, get Tweetlogix and stop usin those bum apps.
• Tweet a lot...That's what Twitter is for
• Follow beautiful women with wack Twitter game. They most likely dope in person
• Follow Me and Eazy, I'm @TheBreyKeys and he's @Tha_FreshPrince

Don't:

• Ask open ended questions.EVER. Example- "Where did Jordan go to school", "What channel is the game", "What time does Real Housewives come on" you WILL get met with swift fake answers and one wrong RT? The savages will pounce.
• Follow people and complain about their tweets.Self Explanatory. Exercise that unfollow button
• Be afraid to thirst. If you have a relatively cool persona people will notice and the thirst may work in your favor.To Thirst is to immerse
• React.EVER. If you get fake RT'd or some crazy slander comes outta nowhere just let it roll off you b. It's hardly ever that serious and you reacting terribly will put you in a bad light forever. Just look at Jaheim.
• Follow people and expect them to be Fake inspirational like you. If you use Twitter like Facebook you will lose point blank.
• Spam people with your endeavors. If your Twitter fam fucks with it, the word will get around
• Tweet celebs. They don't give a fuck about you being motivated by them to go to school today. Just be realistic with yourself
• Let someone else on Twitter influence how you tweet.
• Tweet someone that you disagree with their opinion. If someone(Like me) thinks Kanye West is a way better music artist than Tupac let them think that. I PROMISE they don't give a fuck if you disagree bro
• Shock tweet.We can always tell....
• Subtweet more than once a day
• Take Twitter to mean your followers are your real life friends. They have REAL friends already.Hopefully...
• Complain about Twitter topics or Twitter itself ON Twitter. You look fucking stupid and nobody cares

Ok aside from the commandments You should be able to prosper on Twitter using these guidelines. I'm just trying to help....

I'm Out, 

Brey