SN 101 - 2012 Do's and Dont's of Twitter- Brey

Wassup Y'all niggas are back forreal this time. We had to recollect our thoughts and think about some fake smart ideas. I've been Very active on Twitter lately so I figure this is a perfect time to introduce Eazy and I's new followers to what we do. I know I did the Five Twitter Commandments already but now I'm gonna hit you with some classic and new do's ad dont's of the Twitterverse

Do:

• Follow more people on Twitter. It'll lead to a better experience overall trust me. Everyone brings something to the table, whether it's ignorance, sports knowledge, or just good jokes.
• Create Lists on your Twitter app if you follow over 500 people. This way you have multiple TL's that you can condense into categories i.e "Funny people", or "Skank Hoes".
• Put an Avi up of what you CURRENTLY look like. If you just got the Amber Rose Fade your avi shouldn't have you lookin like Pocahontas. That's deceitful and hurts to witness.
• Mute topics you don't want to hear about instead of complaining. I can't tell you how much better my TL looks since I muted "Eating Ass" and "J Cole" seeing as I fuck with neither.
• If you have an Iphone, get Tweetlogix and stop usin those bum apps.
• Tweet a lot...That's what Twitter is for
• Follow beautiful women with wack Twitter game. They most likely dope in person
• Follow Me and Eazy, I'm @TheBreyKeys and he's @Tha_FreshPrince

Don't:

• Ask open ended questions.EVER. Example- "Where did Jordan go to school", "What channel is the game", "What time does Real Housewives come on" you WILL get met with swift fake answers and one wrong RT? The savages will pounce.
• Follow people and complain about their tweets.Self Explanatory. Exercise that unfollow button
• Be afraid to thirst. If you have a relatively cool persona people will notice and the thirst may work in your favor.To Thirst is to immerse
• React.EVER. If you get fake RT'd or some crazy slander comes outta nowhere just let it roll off you b. It's hardly ever that serious and you reacting terribly will put you in a bad light forever. Just look at Jaheim.
• Follow people and expect them to be Fake inspirational like you. If you use Twitter like Facebook you will lose point blank.
• Spam people with your endeavors. If your Twitter fam fucks with it, the word will get around
• Tweet celebs. They don't give a fuck about you being motivated by them to go to school today. Just be realistic with yourself
• Let someone else on Twitter influence how you tweet.
• Tweet someone that you disagree with their opinion. If someone(Like me) thinks Kanye West is a way better music artist than Tupac let them think that. I PROMISE they don't give a fuck if you disagree bro
• Shock tweet.We can always tell....
• Subtweet more than once a day
• Take Twitter to mean your followers are your real life friends. They have REAL friends already.Hopefully...
• Complain about Twitter topics or Twitter itself ON Twitter. You look fucking stupid and nobody cares

Ok aside from the commandments You should be able to prosper on Twitter using these guidelines. I'm just trying to help....

I'm Out, 

Brey