Why "We" Could Not Have Thrown a Project X Party- Brey

"I've seen what's around the corner. I've seen what's over the horizon and I promise you, you niggas have nothing to celebrate! And no, I wont get there with ya. I'm goin' to Canada." - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

You can gain a sense of what "we" means in the title by referring to the quote I've so generously displayed above. Anyway let's get right to the heart of what I mean here:

NIGGAS CANNOT THROW A PROJECT-X-ESQUE PARTY. True tax-paying blacks understand why this is not possible immediately, but I'm here to kick knowledge to those who may not know what the deal is.

1. Background- Just the thought of a group of black teenagers throwing an event of this magnitude is fucking terrifying. In the movie, substitute "Costa" for "DeQuan" and shit is already a bit too real. First of all it's "Tonio's" birthday party anyway, and he stay in an apartment. So how is one to conclude that this will be a success in any way?

2.The People- Hate to say this but the only people not of color showing up to this debacle are spanish niggas(essays) and white people who think they're black. Real white people are getting reasonably fucked up on the exact opposite side of town. You know niggas from the Westside gon try to slide through, and that's just problems. The weirdo stoner black kids and retro kids gotta show up to show they still relevant. THEN you have the NIGGAS who are showing up not to dance with sexy females, not to drink, not to smoke, but SOLELY there to find other niggas to ice grill and fight. Let's just call them, "Niggas from Greensboro"(Eazy knows what I mean).

3. The Party- Ignorance. Too many blunts in rotation, the niggas who were supposed to bring the red Solo cups brought Phillies instead, niggas are most definitely stealing this nigga's Xbox games among other items for their household, the line outside the bathroom is full of shouting and disparity, Fights are breaking out between the girls who just found out they men were doin dirty, The DJ is really just a nigga with the DJay app for iPhone and an Aux cord, Nobody can choose whether they want Dance music or Trap music, Niggas are getting jumped for reneging on the Spades table, the cypher outside is waking the neighbors, Niggas are having dance battles on the roof, and The police are DEFNITELY not coming because the neighborhood bad already.

4. The Aftermath- The parents of "Tonio" come home to their car fucked up and house completely destroyed? Yeah he's gotta die.

These are just a fraction of the reasons blacks can not have a "Project X" party. Don't even try it. Just have ya niggas over for 2K night and keep it cool. Don't even name ya wack ass house party "Project X". Name it "One Night in Ignorance" or somethin. Aiight I'm out

I'm Out,

Brey

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