Logic 101 "Hoes"- Brey

Ok sorry for the delay but I had a tough time narrowing topics down. There have been MANY blogs about hoes, heauxs, sluts, whores, slatters, etc. I'm really just here to kick the knowledge from MY point of view on the matter.

       First line of business is the definition of a hoe. A hoe, from what I've gathered and witnessed, is an individual who will have sex with whoever,wherever, whenever. The term is not gender specific, however females are more commonly quick to be labeled one. Let the definition sink in though....The girl who fucked your man twice without your knowledge is not technically a hoe. Sorry, but find another name to call her until you get facts. Females are quick to label their peers "hoes" as a generic term when they find out they had sex with more than like 3 people. FALSE. How many people you have sex with does not make you a hoe. At least in my opinion. If I genuinely like 5 females and I end up having sex with all 5 does that make me a hoe? I hope not, cause I defni-nevermind.
    
       There are some actions that can make one a hoe though. One of my colleagues(not gonna expose) had their significant other cheat on them. They then proceeded to "Revenge Fuck" at least 4 people. That is a prime example of a HOE in my eyes. If your motive is anything involving hurting another person, or getting someone back, or proving something to someone THAT right there is a red flag.

       On the flip side of things I'd advise you not to live your life afraid of being accused of being a hoe. Fellas, how many times have you been on the brink of closing in on the box then get with "Nah let's wait I don't want to be considered a hoe". Shit crushes dreams. My theory is, if you live your life not doing things you WANT to do for fear of being called a hoe, you're naturally a hoe anyway. We are all human and believe or not sex is an innate human desire. If you're safely having sex with people that you like and you're not dating them, don't sweat it. And if you're worried about what people say or think about you, there are bigger problems at hand. When you die you're not gonna die with those people. You're going to die with you, and if you don't take up opportunities out of fear of public opinion, well, frankly you're a pussy.

I'm by NO MEANS saying go fuck everybody that looks good. I'm just saying we should probably all cool it with the judgement. There are hoes out here making more money and doing bigger things with their life than you, so don't worry about someone else's journey. Worry about who you're fucking(and if they're clean) and just fuckin relax.

Aiight I'm outtie. If you disagree with what I've stated, feel free to email me at ImDefinitelyNotGonnaCare@Gmail.com

-Brey

What We're Bumpin- Brey

Wassup Y'all...back for another Thursday just to give you insight on what's bumpin through the headphones lately...you may know most of my selections this week, but trust me i assure you my music taste is more extensive than this music may indicate.

First off the most obvious,

Frank

This obviously has been getting more rotation than usual this week in particular. Her voice and music is just amazing. "Frank" is my personal favorite over "Back to Black", as the "jazziness" and hip hop elements are more prevalent and I like the sound more, as opposed to the more quirky 60's feel of B2B.

Notable Tacks

• "Stronger Than Me"
• "Take the Box"
• "In My Bed"

Moving on, 

Janis Joplin

Janis may be lost upon many people of my generation, but ya parents and old heads know exactly who she is. She is widely regarded as the "Queen of Rock and Roll" and considered a legend. She's also unfortunately part of the infamous "27 Club" with Amy Winehouse, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Colbain, etc. Her voice is a hate-it-or-love-it kind of voice, as it's very raspy at times and country as well. I was very recently turned on to her music after some lonely Wikipedia browsing and checked her out...so far the tracks most memorable are:

• "Summertime"(My favorite)
• "Piece of My Heart"
• "Me and Bobby McGee"

Always in rotation,

House of Balloons

Ok my nigga Eazy already did a post on this mixtape, so I'm not gonna Re-post the same shit. This is still Mixtape of the Year in my opinion and if you disagree, well, you disagree.

My personal favorite tracks are:

• "Wicked Games"
• "What You Need"
• "Glass Table Girls"

Aiight that's it for now. Y'all stay up and check me out tomorrow with another "Logic 101" post. Thanks again for the support, and feel free to comment,disagree, praise, or talk shit to us. Hit me on twitter @breyboy11

-Brey

Struggle Bars ~Eazy

Yea I know this is a day late, but fuck it...school has me in a full nelson right now...smh
Here we are with a new struggle bars post starring the one and only....Papoose...also know as Asspoose or Papoop...for good reason.

Recently this dude pap decided to peek his head out of the barricaded underground to release a freestyle on the new "Otis" beat. Ill do you a favor and not post the link.. You're welcome. Im tired of people giving this man the lyrical limelight cause he spit a couple bars about his tatoo's on "Touch It" 3 years ago...yea 3 fuckin years ago...and people are still acting like this man has spit nothing but flames ever since...well I beg to differ. So I've assembled an arsenal of struggle bars from Papoops himself with the help of my homie @Smittydelnegro ...lets begin...prepare yourself

• "You lost like a person without a map." ............hold the fuckin phone yo....time the fuck out. Is this the punch line? I bet you coogi wearing niggas reading this like, "man that bar was kinda hot" Gtfoh with that trash yo.
• "My niggas Soo Woo like a Wu Tang Lawsuit" Im actually kinda baffled that any man that considers himself a rapper would even utter these words into a mic... The Wu should beat yo ass for merely mentioning their name in this whack ass line b
• "Now the stakes are high, like the top shelf of the meat market" ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) Son Im cryinnggg...homie is spitting pre-k bars on instrumentals and calling it rap
• "My cousin is Bug. He drink Budweiser and guzzle the suds. He'll still tell you I'm wiser than a couple of buds" Oo....cool story bro...
• "When you go to sleep with dogs you wake up with flees. Papoose, my lines are hotter then 98 degrees. Like the popular boy band from the 90's with Nick Lachey, but back to what i was saying, sleeping with dogs is gay"      At this point you have to question if this was the correct occupation for you Pap...Somebody hand this man a walmart application. Yo 98 degrees isn't even that hot...niggas live comfortably in that weather in Florida on the daily, im chillin tho..
• "I must-stash like the hair between ya lip and ya nose"
• "Im in the streets like tar and cement, please buy my mixtapes so i can pay the rent" Homie lyrics are nothing more than a cry for help ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )
• "Look partner I had looking at da feet (defeat) like a foot doctor"
• "Every time i show her an image i have permantently etched on my body in ink she shows me one of her breasts i call it going tit for tat" Hahaha yoo i cant continue to do this lmao...the tears are fucking up my laptop b

Im not done yo...not yet lol. Did yall know that this guy Bappoose put out 27 mixtapes?? 27 entire tapes of bars just like these... Yo if i catch any nigga with these tapes on their itunes im callin the police.

Give credit to his heart tho...no way would I distribute 27 mixtapes and continue to release raps happily residing in the underground. Homie looks just like a mole so i guess this is where he belongs. Im starting to think homie gets paid to stay there. We tryna keep him and his struggle bars out of harm of the general public.
I have an honest question tho...why is it that you can release damn near 30 albums but not even drop a mere hint or promo track for an album? Why Pap? I knew you were terrible at making decision the moment that I caught word of you tryna marry Remy Ma

 ...smh

Im done tho... i wish the best for for your underground career poose... i really do.

~Eazy

SN 101-"The Five Twitter Commandments"- Brey

Ok so i know we're all superstars on twitter, but some shit has got to stop. We all have mistakenly gone back on some shit we've said but let's start on a new leaf. There has been lots of slander in the past few weeks at Twitter High, so here are things that will lead you to prosperous and safe pastures in the Social Networking world of Twitter.

FROM NOW ON:

1. "No Subtweeting" Don't subtweet about people with a twitter page. If you got some sly shit to say about a person that follows you or vice versa, text that shit to a friend who will most likely give more of a fuck than your followers.Or take the high road.....and hit that @ button. We don't need your "Nah i don't wanna start anything" cowardly bullshit funkin up our mentions.... "@ or Dap" is a lifestyle. At the end of the day if you're scared to approach someone on a website, what would you do in person?

2."Slander with Open Arms". Don't slander then get mad if you're slandered. 85% of twitter is mostly jokes (unless you're a just a bitch) so if you can't take them then get a protected page and only follow celebrities or family members. I'm tired of seeing people jump in on someone that's getting slandered but then wanna subtweet  pure American Psycho-style violence when it's their turn. Remember it's just like high school, everybody has their day to get slandered and the people who can take it are the "cool kids". So if you say some weak shit and get hit with a "Zzzzzzz" or "#WhoHurtYou", let that shit ride cause slander is essentially, love.
(Word to Black Twitter)

3. "Grieve Elsewhere". If you're upset, don't bring that shit to Twitter ignoring the consequences. This is mostly in relation to the last commandment. People are FUCKING RUTHLESS on twitter. If you're having a bad day or just feeling down in general, take your sorrows over to Facebook Ave., where you'll get : "Yo What's Wrong?", "I hope you feel better!", or "Text me b i got you". Don't mosey on over to Twitter Blvd.....where you'll be received with "RT if You Don't Care" or "#LonelyTweet" or "#SO". I'm just warning you to be prepared for whatever comes your way after a depressing monologue.

4. "Scared Thirst Don't Make Thirst". Thirst Effectively and safely. Don't get on twitter wit all that "Damn ma hit my DM". We ain't on that shit. Start off with conversational pieces then slowly advance your way towards the thirst. You really gotta ease into it or be prepared to get subtweeted about as "That Creepy Nigga in My DMs". However, joke thirst is completely fine. I like to partake in joke thirst on twitter and in person from time to time and who would think, sometimes it even works. The best way to bullet pass your way into the bowels of sexual satisfaction with a stranger is laughter. Be funny and watch how easy it is....

5. "Don't Spam". I'm not gonna touch too much upon the subject, as it has been covered on multiple blogs I follow, but it should be a commandment nonetheless. Being that we run a blog, I only tell friends and people that follow me to look check us out. I don't go to those Team---Follow---Back people(i typed it weird so they don't spam me) and tell random people to check us out. Though it's nice to have more of a following, I'm patient enough to not spam everyone i meet with the shit. If you got some shit you tryna promote, keep it amongst friends and people you know and IF they like it they'll tell their friends...

Aiight just had to attempt to drop knowledge....if you disagree/feel i missed anything, hit me up on twitter @breyboy11

I'm out,

Brey

Rest In Peace: Amy Winehouse-Brey

Damn...not my girl Amy!!!! I'm deeply and utterly saddened by the news of her death. I like to think I have a somewhat broad music taste, but i can honestly say that Amy Winehouse was and is my favorite singer. She gave us edgy jazz music with beats that more than adequately supplemented her incredible voice. I'm very certain that she will go down as a legend in the jazz world, not solely because of her voice and amazing talent, but because of her total revival of the popular jazz scene, especially in London. Without her breaking out as she did, we very well may not have been able to hear of amazing talent such as Adele or Duffy. It is very tough to see your favorite of anything die, and especially at such a young age. I honestly teared up following the news of her death. You can't ever know how hard it is for someone to get over something such as addiction.I'm aware that many of you look at her as some crazy eclectic druggie, but to me she represents a person who captures the pristine essence of beautiful/rough relationships. Amy is a legend in my eyes, and she will continue to live on through her incredible music. R.I.P baby girl....

For those of you who may not have heard her music, here are some songs that i feel showcase her vocal talent wonderfully :

Best Friends

Take the Box

Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow

I'm Out,

Brey

What We're Bumpin - Eazy

I know this was for Thursday, but i have to let people who haven't heard yet, about The House of Balloons tape... Now before you go download this, don't expect sharp flows and genius punchlines yo, this is an R&B tape... that's right, singing and harmonizing...so download this, call up a shorty tonight, press play, and thank me later..
All hyperboles aside though, this tape is sure to put you on the expressway to the box. If you chillin' with a girl and shit is getting kinda awkward or boring and you don't know what to do next, just throw this tape on, stand back, and witness the box unfold right before your very eyes. Ima even be generous enough to hit you niggas with the link...
House Of Balloons
Some key tracks to look for..

• "Wicked Games"
• "Party & The After Party"
• "High for This"
• "The Morning"

So there you have it... i've laid out the guidelines for niggas to have a successful night, trust me, I will never lead the fans of the blog astray lol

Im out

~Eazy (@Tha_FreshPrince) 

Logic 101 "Honesty"- Brey

Wassup y'all...back again with my personal favorite segment of our weekly posts. I'd like it to be noted that I'm being 100% serious and not tryin to disrespect with these posts. That said...

Ok so honesty is a broad topic, but i just plan on covering some broad aspects of a trait that seems to elude many misled morons these days. Honesty is, or should be rather, a fundamental part of people's life. Honesty makes and breaks relationships, friendships, and public perceptions. Let's start with social networking:

Twitter and Facebook are social networks meant to have fun, but niggas are takin it to a new level with this  "I'm the most introspective, hilarious, mature, well-rounded person you'll ever meet" mentality. I don't know whether most of you do that for attention, or to stay afloat in the sea of more interesting people you encounter on these sites. It is a fact that people are gonna be more interesting than you, but don't change yourself in order to impress people who in the scheme of things do not give a fuck about you. YOU are gonna be interesting and everything good to other people, but it make sure you are staying true to yourself. Don't go from being a Trey Songz ass nigga in person to Tupac on Twitter. I've recently come under some fire lately for "not being the same person in person" that I am on Facebook /Twitter. These are mostly whispers from people who have not hung out with me in years and frankly, if you're the same person you were when you were 16/17, something is wrong with you.Moving on...

Relationships. We all have issues but honesty and communication would eliminate 80% of the problems you ever found yourself having with your significant other. If you're gonna lie, DON'T be in a relationship point blank. You're just wasting everyone's time because you aren't being you in the relationship but whoever you want that person to think you are. If you got a problem with somethin, OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH( pause). Don't do that passive-aggressive "nah it don't bother me" but you're secretly fuming bullshit.It all comes out in the end so just nip shit in the bud and you'll see how much they value your honesty.Also, if you ask irrelevant questions about someones past, don't get mad if they tell you the ACTUAL truth. Some shit in the past just doesn't matter in relation to the current situation no matter how much you think it does.

Friendships. This is a slippery slope(pause). I see dudes and girls fake friendships ALL the time. Simply put, don't hang out/make friends with people if you have a motive, don't fucking like them, or just don't really have much in common. Ideally friendships should last a lifetime, but people are so fucking cool these days to admit how they really feel about their friends. If you care about your friend a lot, don't bullshit them like they're an acquaintance just because you feel the level of care isn't the same. If you don't like somethin your friend does or says, tell em. Don't complain about it to your other mutual friend then cause a storm of problems that ends in you being called a "Fake Ass Bitch". Also, if your friend tells you a secret and you swear not to tell anyone, DO JUST FUCKING THAT. Don't call your friends across town who may not know them and tell them. Everyone has that "one friend" who they tell shit to...and so on and so forth.

Aiight just had to spit minimal knowledge on what i feel should be common sense. If you disagree/agree with anything in the post let me know cause I'm def. not immune to getting shit wrong....

I'm out,

Brey/ @breyboy11

You Niggas Don't Know Struggle (7-21-11)

These posts will be 100% factual stories of pure struggle that i've endured in recent times. Hopefully I wont have to do this too often but some things are just so funny from a 3rd person perspective that I just have to share them..so lets get into it..
Yo in case you're wondering, this an actual photo of vehicle's dash display...no jokes, just struggle. My engine light has been on so long that the light is starting to dim out. If you've never seen an air bag light on before, there it is.. Im not actually sure what it means, I just assume that I just don't have an airbag. I just imagine getting into an accident and dust flying out of the steering wheel...tragic
Ok so yesterday after getting out of class I hop in my whip to head home...As i sighed at my dash display while driving home, I realized that for some reason my car wasn't switching gears, its an automatic btw. I was going like 30 mph but stuck in first gear, shit scared the hell outta me. Cause not only was my engine screeching like the cries of 1000 babies, but this was the fastest I could go. Sounded like my engine was about to karate kick its way straight out of the hood. I had 2 options...head over to Auto zone, or just continue to head home. Any normal nigga woulda took it to the zone so thats exactly what I did. On my way tho, i happened to run into a Sonic. I stopped to get a burger and this bitch fucked up and got my order wrong..Im guessing my anger drowned out the sound of my engine as i drove home..cause I forgot all about autozone smh. I didnt remember about the engine problem until i got back to my apartment complex, but i figured i could just take my car the next day.....Today my car wouldn't start....you niggas don't know struggle..
~Eazy (@Tha_FreshPrince)

What We're Bumpin- Brey

Wassup Y'all...just checkin in givin away some of the music i been bumpin in the Beats headphones lately... Sorry to disappoint the hip hop heads(@dwolfunc) but most of the music lately hasn't been rap at all...

So i was goin through the old album collection and found this:

Most of you may not listen to rockish rap but this album is fuckin DOPE....the best track is "Nookie" in my opinion and I've had that on repeat to get me hype for the day. Another track i love is "Just Like This"

Moving on to Jazz(my favorite genre)...I've been lying down just coolin it to :

Yep, Foreign Jazz...this is one of the best Jazz albums personally, and if you like jazz or just "Chill" music as I do I definitely recommend it. Notable tracks are : "The Girl From Ipanema", "Desafinado", and "Corcovado".

Last, but not least:

Everything But The Girl. I don't know ONE other person besides my mother that listens to them. They are the epitome of chill music. Drum and bass, plus chill vocals and piano makes for great music to just lay down and escape the struggle of everyday life. Notable Tracks are : "Corcovado", "Wrong", and "Before Today"...

Aiight that's it from me today. Check out the some of the tracks and let me know what you think on Twitter @breyboy11..

Peace,

Brey

Social Networking 101- (Facebook)- Brey

Ok we're supposed to keep y'all updated on what's goin on in the Facebook streets but i wouldn't lead you guys astray and give you the slightest impression that anything cool or worthwhile is goin on in Facebook land... Facebook is so dead because of twitter, and who knows what the next site will be. Just lettin y'all know that i haven't forgotten FB it's just that well, Facebook sucks. I have a picture that pretty much sums up what Facebook has become:

Keep it Classy,

Brey

Social Networking 101 (Twitter) -Eazy

There's never anything positive poppin' in these Twitter streets, people dont wanna here about success or goals, shit is boring, so that basically sets the basis for these Social Networking 101 posts. What better a way to start it off than with the Bow Wow slander that made homie bitch up and threaten to delete his account...   ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )
This tender ass nigga is in a record label full of strapped up blood niggas...but you gonna cry on twitter cause people who you dont even know are picking on you? Niggas should have you immediately removed from the cash money line up til you drop an album b. Lets be real, this nigga Bow Wow is 24 years old...and word in these internet streets is he just had a baby...and this nigga has the nerve to be cryin on twitter? Over a fake RT...this nigga is a fuckin poodle. Lets get into some of this slander displayed last night tho...
Here is the fake tweet by Bow: "@BowWow: bet you can't name another rapper-turned-actor better than me!"
People took this an proceeded to name every last nigga on the big screen who just so happened to spit atleast  a half of a bar...real or fictional, they was naming cartoons and all
Peep some of the names that were thrown in there tho...

• B-Rad from 'bu RT @BowWow: bet you can't name another rapper-turned-actor better than me!
• Jaden Smith RT @BowWow: bet you can't name another rapper-turned-actor better than me!
• Lickety Split RT @BowWow: I bet you can't name another rapper-turned-actor better than me!
• Jojo Simmon RT @Tha_FreshPrince: Eli Porter RT @BowWow: bet you can't name another rapper-turned-actor better than me!
• Crunchy Black RT @BowWow: I bet you can't name another rapper-turned-actor better than me!
• You're a Rapper? RT@BowWow: I bet youcan't name another rapper-turned-actor better than me!
• The power rangers RT @BowWow I bet you can't name anotherrapper-turned-actor better than me!
• Oscar Proud RT @BowWow I bet you can't name anotherrapper-turned-actor better than me!

( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) Lmaao ima chill, but yo niggas went from that to making it a #TT that was 3rd in the world.... #rappersturnedactorsbetterthanbowwow smmhh this shit had me shedding the realest of tears

Twitter aint shit...the homie bow was just tryna promote his mixtape b, till the slander started flying with no remorse from all angles. Whats even worse is that this isnt even the first time lil bow teared up over slander...i remember when homie was contemplating suicide last year around Thanksgiving...nigga got full off the turkey and was just ready to end it all...who hurt you Bow? Im here for you b...

Sad part is...niggas are still going in on this #tt ima chill tho Bow...let you work on what's left of your "rap" career.

Remember to go cop that Green Light 4 mixtape when it drops tho! ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )

Im out...

~Eazy (@Tha_FreshPrince)

Struggle Bars -Brey

Ok so Struggle Bar Tuesdays.... We've been tortured with some horrific verses in 2011 and the verse I'm about to put may very well take the cake ALREADY for Struggle Verse of the Year. Who might i be talking about?

    Yes, your Basedness himself...Lil fuckin B. I OFF TOP don't like this nigga, but i do respect his hustle. However I can't condone this bullshit. I refuse to give this nigga the glory of putting him in the same category as Nas, Jay-Z, and Em as a rapper. He recently was featured on Lil Wayne's mixtape "Sorry 4 the Wait", which in itself was not a great mixtape, but still....he got in the boof(yes nigga, boof) with Wayne and proceeded to spit these treacherous blocks of ice:

Yeah I do my thang, bitch wassup?
Young BasedGod, came in with the ballers
Iced out chain, bitch
I'm rich off that same shit
See 5 hoes on my dick, bitch, it's Christmas
Straight Westside, Bay Area
Bitch, I'll graze em
Gritty boy shit, BasedGod from the angles
On like a cradle and you niggas can't stop me
Shouts out to Mack Maine getting rich and cocky.
Bitches still Westside
Shouts out to Weezy
Young BasedGod with that .55 heater
187 bitch, I put it to 11 bitch
With that tiny shirt mane
And the tiny pants mane
I'm on BasedWorld and I f-ck with cash Money my niggas.
Don't understand man
The game like a chain
Woo woo! Swag, bitch, Brang-dang-dang man
Off the top, I'm a Wolfpack hitter
My life just a painting
And I paint you a picture, mane
Thing about it: a young paid-ass nigga
This that stunt music: bitch, I just do's it
It's Lil B and I'll muthaf-ckin prove it
We runnin'

I Admit that when he said the first bar i thought he was gonna mer-who am i kidding? It's Lil B....this is absolutely not a surprise but he really scraped the bottom of the barrel with this....for Lil Wayne. I wish i could've been a fly on the wall and seen Wayne's sober face while watching Lil B spit.Smfh Aiight I won't rant all day about him cause he's not exactly lyrical royalty. 

       I'm Out,

Brey

Best Rappers (Storytelling) -Eazy

Aight yo before I get started, my homie Brey already wrote out the guidelines for these rappers posts. ITS ALL OPINION so I already know that not everyone will agree, feel free to comment tho lol

Storytelling has always been a big thing with me when it comes to rap. Its most definitely one of my favorite categories. The skill of being able to paint a vivid picture where people from all over, with all different backgrounds, can relate/understand, is just a magnificent talent. Anyone can spit about the money they have or the bitches they pull, but it takes an artist with true skill to be able to spit an actual story through the mic, that the audience can vibe to. With that being said this post is gonna lay out my top 3 storytellers in the rap game.

Eminem


Here's my number one and let me start by saying, I will not argue with any of you niggas...Eminem is hands down the best storyteller in the game. Although his best story tracks may have been driven by hate for his wife, the shit is dope as hell. "Kim" dead ass had me thinking I was an accomplice to a murder b. The description and detail had me feeling as if I was in some way involved. They way he lays out that story track is crazy from beginning to end.  Its similar to a movie where you can't wait to see what's next, each verse has that suspense effect. Its the same with "Stan" and "97 Bonnie & Clyde". He took his situations in life, good and bad, and turned them into straight genius tracks. Em may in fact be a psycho...but homie is definitely greatest in the game at painting the picture. My favorite verse from his story tracks is the first verse from "97 Bonnie & Clyde"

"C'mon Hai-Hai, we going to the beach
Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat
Oh where's mama? She's taking a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell? Da-da musta runned over a skunk
Now I know what you're thinking - it's kind of late to go swimming
But you know your mama, she's one of those type of women
That do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit
Don't play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!)
And don't look so upset, why you acting bashful?
Don't you wanna help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!)
And mama said she wants to show how far she can float
And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
It's just a little scratch - it don't hurt, her was eating
Dinner while you were sweeping and spilled ketchup on her shirt
Mama's messy isn't she? We'll let her wash off in the water
And me and you can pway by ourselves, can't we?"

My Favorite story tracks by Em are

• "97 Bonnie & Clyde"
• "Stan"
• "Kim"
• "The Way I Am"
• "Guilty Conscience"
• "Yellow Brick Road"

Nas



Yessir!! Nasty Nas himself...Niggas can say what they want about the homie Nas personal decisions ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ), but when it comes to the art of storytelling, Nas has this shit wrapped up. My favorite track by far is "I gave you power". If you havent heard it, head over to youtube on the double... When hearing this man rap from the perspective of a gun, a fucking inanimate object, I was amazed. Homie outstandingly personified this gun, gave it actual feelings, a thought process and everything... Made me wanna just put away my choppa right then and there. Here's a verse from the track...

"Always I'm in some shit, my abdomen is the clip
The barrel is my dick, uncircumcised
Pull my skin back and cock me, I bust off when they unlock me
Results of what happens to niggas shock me
I see niggas bleedin runnin from me in fear, stunningly tears
Fall down the eyes of these so-called tough guys, for years
I've been used in robberies, givin niggas heart to follow me
Placin peoples in graves, funerals made cause I was sprayed
I was laid in a shelf, with a grenade
Met a wrecked-up tech with numbers on his chest that say
Five-two-oh-nine-three-eight-five and zero
Had a serial defaced, hopin one day, police would place
Where he came from, a name or some sort of person to claim him
Tired of murderin, made him wanna be a plain gun
But yo I had some other plans, like the next time the beef is on
I make myself jam right in my owner's hand"

You may sit back and front like its a simple task but lets be real, some of you still cant pee without the toilet seat up b... Nas is dumb underrated and if you disagree then jump over to your local music pirating website, download It Was Written and make plans to change your top 5.
My favorite Story tracks by him are...

• "I Gave You Power"
• "One Love"
• "Undying Love"
• "Last Real Nigga Alive"
• "Rewind"

Lupe



For some reason, Lupe has had the hardest time getting his foot into the door of the rap game. Although he spits flames people just weren't accepting him, homie even said he was gonna quit a couple times. Im glad he didn't because Mr. Kick, Push himself has definitely solidified himself as one of the greatest storytellers in the game. I cant lie I don't really fuck with Lasers like that, but The Cool and Food & Liquor are fucking classics... The Cool is probably the greatest collection of story tracks that I've heard to this day. Lupe has a dope gift of putting himself in other people's shoes and telling the story from that point of view. "Little Weapon" shows a great display of the homie's skill. Peep the first verse...

"I killed another man today
Shot him in his back as he ran away
Then I blew up his hut with a hand grenade
Cut his wife throat as she put her hands to pray
"Just five more dogs, then we can get a soccer ball"
That's what my commander say
How old - well I'm like ten, eleven
Been fightin since I was like six, or seven
Now I don't know much about where I'm from
But I know I strike fear everywhere I come
Government want me dead so I wear my gun
I really want the rocket launcher but I'm still too young
This candy give me courage not to fear no one
To feel no pain and hear no tongue
So I hear no screams and I shed no tear
If I'm in your dreams, then your end is near"

 I wont go any further about this mans narrating genius because I know how kids hate to read these days, I will throw you a heavy arsenal of dope story tracks to listen to though...

• "Little Weapon"
• "All Black Everything"
• "Hip Hop Saved My Life"
• "Kick, Push II"
• "The Coolest"
• "Superstar"
• "Gotta Eat"
• "Intruder Alert"
• "Cool"

Its been real... feel free to comment with your top 3, long as you don't come with any outlandish shit like Soulj...nvmind

Oh yea...and remember... if her twitter bio says "Free Lil Boosie" she's a heaux...#Fact

Im out

~Eazy (@Tha_FreshPrince)

Best Rappers Pt. 1- Brey

Ok First off let me get this across: ANY MUSICAL STATEMENTS MADE ARE PURELY OPINIONATED, unless talking about album sales of course. I could say right now that Waka Flocka is the best rapper out and it'd be as true as saying Jay-Z is because it's an Opinion. But don't go saying i said Waka was the be-nevermind.

Fact is THERE IS NO BEST RAPPER ALIVE yep mmhmmm I'll let that sink in. People are good at different things so i choose to break it down by category....every now and then I'll do a best rapper segment breaking down by category who I think is the best in said category. Let's start with...


Best Storyteller

Lupe Fiasco

      Yep.... The "Obama is a terrorist" cool nerdy hipster himself. After hearing Food and Liquor and The Cool, and even some of his earlier works, i could make a strong argument for this point. Lupe was spitting like a fucking genius during that time period. His sheer vocabulary combined with the hard hitting metaphors really solidify him as the creme de la creme in the Rap game at storytelling. In "Theme Music to a Drive-By"he says, 

"hello my name stickers on the stickers of the veins
in rehab remembering the feelings when they used to get mellow
when they was all back of a nigga like monachello
when the underworld had to be smarter than donatello
no honor amongst fellows
it's harder than sittin with a blind man and tryin to describe yellow"

Now to you this may be sup par, average, hell even wack but when I first heard the blind man yellow line i lost it. Lupe really had me in the crib perplexed for days trying to figure out how i could even start to describe yellow to a blind man. Smh i could go on and on but I'll just give you some of his top Story songs

In no particular order:

1. "Theme Music to a Drive By"

2. "The Cool"

3. "The Coolest"

4. "Kick Push/Kick Push II"

5. "He Say She Say"

Best Rapper Verse for Verse

Eminem a.k.a Slim Shady

   Yeah I Said it. Slim Muthafuckin Shady. In my book him and Jay-Z are 1 and 2.... obviously very debatable. I think verse for verse Em takes the crown. His flow is absolutely unmatched, and you can tell(at least from his earlier projects) that he puts all of his emotion into his music. His multi-syllabic flow in particular can't be fucked with by other mainstream artists. The fact that he's the only rapper that can say he has two diamond albums says something too. You can attribute that fact to the white audience he attracts, but NIGGAS still listen to him. I'm talkin still have spinners on their car but will still kill you and your family ass niggas. Anyway I'd like to only put a bar or two but I'd like you all to realize some of the craziness he spits. In "Hellbound" he continues the multi-syllabic trend, stating 

"Yo.. I'll fuckin.. I'll.. 

I'll puke, eat it, and freak you (eww) 
Battle? I'm too weeded to speak to 
The only key that I see to defeat you 
would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you 
and force feed you 'em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe 
I'll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse 
you'll think I pulled the fuckin ground out from underneath you 
(Bitch!) I no fuckin Gee, I'm a cannibal 
I ain't tryin to shoot you, 
I'm tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you 
Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass 
and have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress 
Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers (ahhh!) 
Fuck the planet, til spins on a broken axis 
I'm so bananas I'm showin up to your open casket 
to fill it full of explosive gasses 
and close it back with a lit match in it 
while I sit back and just hope it catches 
Blow you to fragments 
Laugh roll you and smoke the ashes"

Don't act like that's too long of a verse to read either. I know he catches flak regarding his crazy subject matter or lack  thereof but fact of the matter is he can rap circles around 90% of Rappers today. If you haven't already heard, check out some of his top songs- 

1. "The Way I Am"(His best song IMO)

2. "Stan"

3. "Sing For the Moment"

4. "Lose Yourself"

5. "'97 Bonnie and Clyde"

Again these are my opinions so if you disagree guess what? Nobody cares.... Aiight I'm only hittin yall with two categories today....If you read the entire post thank you it's much appreciated as i know reading is a task for most of you New niggas.

Until Next Time,

-Brey

  

Monday Thoughts

•  Track of the day...

Never Let Me Down

I just feel inspirational today...dont expect to always see shit like this tho

• Clip of The Day - "Im Rick James"

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• Niggas still have yet to eat 50 McNuggets in 30 minutes...you gotta be a new type of hungry scum bag to be able to eat 50 of these tho..

            

Shoutout to my homie D Wolf tho...he tapped out at 34

• If you still watching the BET awards re-runs you a heaux
• Lil Kim birthday was the other day and not an ounce of a fuck was given...but yo what the fuck is Rodman doing there?

• Niggas gather around laptops across the world just to see Rosa Acosta extend her ligaments...

....Im out

~Eazy (@Tha_FreshPrince)

"FOH" The Lil Wayne Edition

                                        
First and foremost, Weezy, i just wanna say that I do not appreciate nor do i accept this half ass apology you let loose through these internet streets last week...C'mon b you way to deep in the rap game to be releasing mixtapes that niggas dont even wanna bump when they're drunk. If you don't know what im referring to then here is the link.....
Actually nah i cant even do...no way ima distrubute this struggle mixtape to the fans on the site...nope wont have that on my conscious...
But to get back at the matter at hand...Weezy has been in the game since Clinton was president...there is no way this nigga can think of this as an acceptable mixtape...no way. In no way am I saying weezy was one of the best in the game, lets get that clear, but I heard No Ceilings tho...that was the only album displayed on my ipod for damn near 5 months b...thats all the streets wanted from you Dwayne. Niggas knew you were far past the "Hustler Musik" and "Money on My Mind" Carter 2 days...and even accepted it, and then you pull a stunt like this... Sound like you went into the booth at like 9 am, and finished the whole tape in time to watch Maury, c'mon son...you sorry for the wait? Well Mr. Carter, im sorry for the listen. Niggas woulda been fine if you woulda just waited and let out some quality work, but instead u give us this. Upon hearing Grove St. Party I immediately chucked my homies ipod out the sun roof out of fury. You owe the streets a sincere apology. If this is all you have to offer Mr. Carter...then im afraid i have to say no thank you.
Niggas know the real reason why Wayne's recent music has been finding itself in the recycling box of laptops across the world..
Im not tryna sound like an advocate for drugs or anything, but yo if you think Wayne should stay off drugs for the sake of his well being then i cant fuck with you morally.


In damn near every track on no ceilings you hear this nigga Tunechi spark up another blunt of the ganja...that immediately let niggas know that he was about to spit nothing less than pure flames on the track. Nigga got on probation and had to drop the weed, liquor syrup and dignity. Lemmie tell you like this tho Dwayne...if you dont start mixing the purp wit the sprite again real soon you find yourself heading down the same road as Ja Rule b ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )  in fact...if YM knew any better, niggas would just slip some syrup in your drinks on some hangover shit...im chillin' tho. So get this mixtape the fuck outta here Lil Wayne..and fuck you too YM for allowing this shit. Im done for now...you got till the Carter 4 tho.
 Oo yea, and expect to see Lil B's verse on Grove St. Party on the first post of "Struggle Bars" Tomorro...thats my homie but this must be done
Thanks for everyone thats fuckin wit the blog...and always remember...if ya homie not tryna go to the Y and ball wit you, he prolly smashing your queen #Fact
~Eazy (@Tha_FreshPrince)