Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Struggle Bars ~Eazy

Yea I know this is a day late, but fuck it...school has me in a full nelson right now...smh
Here we are with a new struggle bars post starring the one and only....Papoose...also know as Asspoose or Papoop...for good reason.

Recently this dude pap decided to peek his head out of the barricaded underground to release a freestyle on the new "Otis" beat. Ill do you a favor and not post the link.. You're welcome. Im tired of people giving this man the lyrical limelight cause he spit a couple bars about his tatoo's on "Touch It" 3 years ago...yea 3 fuckin years ago...and people are still acting like this man has spit nothing but flames ever since...well I beg to differ. So I've assembled an arsenal of struggle bars from Papoops himself with the help of my homie @Smittydelnegro ...lets begin...prepare yourself
  • "You lost like a person without a map." ............hold the fuckin phone yo....time the fuck out. Is this the punch line? I bet you coogi wearing niggas reading this like, "man that bar was kinda hot" Gtfoh with that trash yo.
  • "My niggas Soo Woo like a Wu Tang Lawsuit" Im actually kinda baffled that any man that considers himself a rapper would even utter these words into a mic... The Wu should beat yo ass for merely mentioning their name in this whack ass line b
  • "Now the stakes are high, like the top shelf of the meat market" ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) Son Im cryinnggg...homie is spitting pre-k bars on instrumentals and calling it rap
  • "My cousin is Bug. He drink Budweiser and guzzle the suds. He'll still tell you I'm wiser than a couple of buds" Oo....cool story bro...
  • "When you go to sleep with dogs you wake up with flees. Papoose, my lines are hotter then 98 degrees. Like the popular boy band from the 90's with Nick Lachey, but back to what i was saying, sleeping with dogs is gay"      At this point you have to question if this was the correct occupation for you Pap...Somebody hand this man a walmart application. Yo 98 degrees isn't even that hot...niggas live comfortably in that weather in Florida on the daily, im chillin tho..
  • "I must-stash like the hair between ya lip and ya nose"
  • "Im in the streets like tar and cement, please buy my mixtapes so i can pay the rent" Homie lyrics are nothing more than a cry for help ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )
  • "Look partner I had looking at da feet (defeat) like a foot doctor"
  • "Every time i show her an image i have permantently etched on my body in ink she shows me one of her breasts i call it going tit for tat" Hahaha yoo i cant continue to do this lmao...the tears are fucking up my laptop b
Im not done yo...not yet lol. Did yall know that this guy Bappoose put out 27 mixtapes?? 27 entire tapes of bars just like these... Yo if i catch any nigga with these tapes on their itunes im callin the police.
Give credit to his heart tho...no way would I distribute 27 mixtapes and continue to release raps happily residing in the underground. Homie looks just like a mole so i guess this is where he belongs. Im starting to think homie gets paid to stay there. We tryna keep him and his struggle bars out of harm of the general public.
I have an honest question tho...why is it that you can release damn near 30 albums but not even drop a mere hint or promo track for an album? Why Pap? I knew you were terrible at making decision the moment that I caught word of you tryna marry Remy Ma
 ...smh

Im done tho... i wish the best for for your underground career poose... i really do.
~Eazy

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