Niggas Making Moves

Whats good yall. We're no longer gonna post on Blogger anymore, went and got our own domain name, new design, etc... So fuck with us on our new site! Niggas making moves... http://www.marvinsroom.net
Thanks,
Eazy & Brey

The First Date ~Eazy

We all know that first dates are a pretty big deal. It seems like both parties have very high expectations when they go out on that first date, and you really can split up the the type of expectations by sex. Niggas for the most part just wanna make sure shorty not whack, and possibly some ass by the end of the night. As you probably seen from Think Like A Man though, girls come in with a whole checklist of preferences and shit like they don't know themselves personally, and to make things even more difficult, many of them consider NOT fucking an accomplishment. This is where the problem lies people...
Many niggas my age aren't trying to waste their time with these type of women. Not saying im like that, but hey...its the truth. Ya'll can get mad all you want, but it just reality, so fellas, Eazy is here yet again to guide you to the promised land(pause) so you arent out here wasting time on women who arent offering what you want. And if you are looking for that one, this will show you who to avoid. Eazy's just here to help. I've come up with 3 types of women you will typically come across on first dates and have organized them based on the likelihood that you'll wake up the next morning with blue-balls :/, or a cuties panties on ya ceiling fan... so lets get into it...
1. The Overly-Independent, Ambitious Goal Seeker

Chance of Getting The Panties: 0-20% :(
Possibility of Having a Good Time: Scattered
We sad :(   Make no mistake yo....these women are the enemy...These are the type of women that seem to have no real interest in sex or dating at all and are only out with you right now cause her girlfriends were getting suspicious and made her do it. They are often referred to as robots because their natural apathy towards sex/men is inhumane. Their future for the most part is already paved with 6 figure salary careers and management positions. No parties, just scheduled meetings, internships, and studying. They may make great wife material but unless you're like 28, or one of them niggas on a quest for true love cause you really enjoyed The Vow, you may want to stay away from her. There are a few ways to tell if you're dealing with this type of woman. First and foremost, how long did it take to set this date up? This type of woman will often cancel or push a date back because a "meeting came up" or other work or Organization based reasons. Wardrobe is also a big teller. These women wont commonly wear tight/revealing clothes because they believe in letting their merit and not their body make the statement for them...disgusting.

2. The Relationship Girl/Cool Chick

Chance of Getting The Panties: 45-75%
Possibility of Having a Good Time: Moderate to High
Ehh, I guess this is your average female. The one you may approach with intentions to just smash, but somehow stumble into a committed relationship. For the most part they are a good time but you just have to play it by ear. These are the girls who try to implement those "3 week rules" and make a point to try to never smash on the first night. :/ Fret not though because with most of these women, this rule can easily be broken if you make her feel you're right for her. They make sure that they get, what they feel is, their "respect" but also like to be themselves and appreciate men and sex. You'll find them to be involved on campus and bringing in about a 3.4 gpa each semester. She'll tend to have a little more guy friends because of how cool she is, but this doesn't mean she's a hoe. When setting dates with her, she'll definitely show interest, but wont entertain you playing any games, so don't go giving her the run around because you'll just miss out. What she wears to the date can vary depending on the girl, but depending on the type of date, expect her to look nice and be comfortable. As you get closer to that 75% mark expect the clothes to get a little less loose and a little more revealing. Catch her at a few of the BIG parties but she definitely wont be found at parties every Thursday-Sunday. Don't be discouraged about not hitting on the first not with her, cause sticking around is usually worthwhile, and they usually wont make you wait too long, for the most part.
3. The College Girl/Free Spirit

Chance of Getting The Panties: 85-100% :)
Possibility of Having a Good Time: High
WOOOO!!!! These women here!!! The prize! The Goal! WOO!! These women here abide by the realization that everyone does in fact have needs, and choose to act on those need as they please. They may not necessarily let you hit on the first night, but they sure as hell don't go into the date knowing that they aren't gonna give you any play before that actually meet you, they go with what they feel. This is such a broad category and include females with a myriad of backgrounds. These tend to be the girls who were overlooked in high school but started to blossom upon entering college, the girls who we're on lock-down all of their life, experienced freedom in college and went wild, or the girls who just don't give a fuck with people think and does what she wants....WOOO!! Catch her on your instagram timeline trying to shotgun 2 beers or taking a bottle of Tequila to the head.  She basically lives the college life, may have a part-time job or may be a part of an organization or two, but for the most part she's just trying to enjoy college. When setting up dates with her she usually takes the position of the aggressor, trying to set up dates as soon as possible because she just loves to go out and have a good time, and has little to no prior engagements. She'll most likely show up in a seductive dress, putting ALL that she has to offer on the table primarily. You may also catch her at parties twerking wit her leg on the wall, hands on the floor, and dress off her ass, just a college guys dream!

Well there you have it fellas...never again shall you be knee deep in a date with a girl and realize that "Damn, shorty really not tryna give me the draws" after you just spent a buck on food, entertainment and gas to get to where yall had to go. You're one up in the game, so if you're looking that one nighter, and shorty canceling the plans cause "work came up" you may want to let that one go and be on to the next. So go out there and be great.
Read the post but still not sure what the future may hold with "Sasha" from Econ class? Well feel free to #AskEazy yall know where to reach me(@Tha_FreshPrince), im just here to help b
~Eazy

Video of The Day

If ya team catches that first game L tonight just throw this on and lash out on every "bitch nigga" that happens to be in the vicinity, you'll feel better...

~Eazy

Random Thoughts - Eazy (4/17/2012)

Bored in class...smh

• Fake love is the wave....don't ask abt it, just embrace it
  
• We knee deep in the year 2012 and there's still shorties out here who are against giving head...that's wild to me
  
• I was at this 2 chainz concert this weekend and a random college chick hopped on stage and proceeded to twerk while niggas took turns smacking her ass....someone will marry that one day...
  
• Our AC has been broken for damn near a month, can't eem get money under these circumstances
  
• If you show up to class wearing the dress that you had on in the club last night, don't be mad that niggas asking if you let Mike hit for a cookout tray
  
• Ladies: Swallowing is good for your hair, nails, and teeth...so in essence, we're helping you! Damn be grateful
  
• This Asian nigga is in class is knocked the fuck out...fuck stereotypes
  
• I been tryna sneak a picture, without looking like a creep, for the last ten minutes...to no avail
  
• By the time the attendance sheet reaches the back of the classroom, half the niggas who's name are on the list are no longer in attendance, smh
  
• Me n Brey gonna be in atl for this Weeknd concert...if u gonna be there also, or if u live there, come fuck wit us...
  
• Niggas not tryna pay for hotels, fuck that, so we really just relying on our humor and charm to supply us with appropriate housing for the night
  
• Next post will be out 100th post, that's crazy...shouts to everyone fucking with the blog
  

Cheating Misconceptions ~Eazy

^Swag^

For some reason the twitter world has been focused on the topic of cheating for the past few days, and man....some of you sound so uneducated on the subject that it worries me...Fret not though ladies and gents, cause once again ya boy Eazy is here to help put everything in perspective for you lost souls. Im just here to quickly address the many, what I call, misconceptions about Cheating that i've read on my timeline recently. For the most part, I feel like the realistic people will agree with this post, you optimists that think monogamy is the key infrastructure of love may wanna scroll to the next post. For the record, I've never cheated, but lets get into it...
You Don't Love Her
I think this is probably the biggest one that I disagree with, with Men for the most part. People think that if you've cheated on your girl that automatically means that you don't love her. Fuck outta here with that b. If i loved her before i slipped up and cheated, then a random shorty giving me head won't change that. Niggas quick to say "well if you love her you wont put yourself in that situation" like life doesn't constantly throw us all curve-balls. You can't plan out ever moment of your life, shit happens, you can easily not plan to cheat n the shit still just happens.  In no way am I condoning cheating, the shit is terrible, I know. But if i just so happen to hit Miami on spring break, get drunk and smash a shorty, that shit doesn't take away the love I have for my girl, it's just sex. As men, we are naturally going to want new pussy, deadass, and good men for the most part will ignore those urges. So you not gonna tell me I don't love my girl if I happen to slip up. Im never gonna see shorty again, nor will I speak to her, everything is gone when the nut hits the condom b. "Its just sex" is the key phrase though, and that's why I can't speak for women. Yall are emotional creatures. Most of the times yall cheat is when you've grown attached to that person, and at that point its not just sex, you actually like this nigga. Dont try to compare the two cause growing feelings and fucking someone else is clearly the worst of the 2 evils. At that point you're cheating on 2 of the 3 levels, physically an emotionally. Again, im not justifying men cheating, its bad lol
All Men Cheat
Shut yo lonely bitter ass up
Bad Girls Dont Get Cheated On
This is really the dumbest thing I've ever heard. This goes right along with "if her box is good she won't get cheated on" FOH yo yall are thinking like women. I don't care how bad you are, cheating can easily pay a visit to a relationship near you. Dont think that just cause you a 10 ya man wont have another shorty on the floor of the hotel room in the camel clutch while he on a "business trip". A man can be perfectly satisfied in the bedroom and still cheat, that's not what its about.  For the most part its curiosity, availability and ease. I guarantee that if a dude is put in a room with a bad chick who's down to fuck, no stipulations, just sex, and is assured that there is a 100% chance  his girl won't find out, 85% of niggas are gonna do it! I don't care who homie has at home, that's just how we're built for the most part, im sorry. And of the remaining 15%, 5% are prolly saving till marriage and the other 10% are on the down low. Understand that niggas just naturally are gonna desire what's new and easily accessible. But of course there isn't much appreciation for NOT cheating though, cause that's what you're "supposed" to do or whatever, but I won't eem get into that.
Cheating = Breakups
Of course since society has instilled in us that cheating is wrong in every way, shape and form, everyone thinks that the only logical way to handle finding out that your guy cheated on you is to break up with them. I for one do not agree. Girls can be the happiest they've ever been with a man, know he's a good genuine man, find out he slipped up and cheated, and will leave homie just cause her girlfriends keep sayin he's no good/doesn't care. Now you just depressed for months to come and never found that happiness again just cause you couldn't get over that fact that your man got drunk n fucked some random jump. Make your own decisions! Fuck what everyone else thinks. If you know your man loves you and made an honest slip up, then fuck what "Tammy" who's been single all her life, has to say about it. Im not saying let this nigga get away with continuously smashing every girl that happens to cross his path, but just use discretion and empathize. At the end of the day its your life, make the decisions that will ensure your happiness.
Idk Those are just my thoughts on the topic. Once again, I've never cheated before, nor do I plan on it. I pray god grants me the will to turn down all ill-fated desires. Cause I, like many other good men out there, have nothing but good intentions, we're just cursed with the flaw of being a man, shit happens. But hey, Im just a young man tryna make it in these streets. Agree or disagree I wish you all the best in your future endeavors
Im out,
Eazy

The Worst Generation Ever- Brey

My reaction when asked about today's generation of teens

Let me just address the group of people who will read this post and immediately start rattling off exceptions and arguments. I know there are exceptions to every single rule, except "Shut the fuck up and read". That being said,

I come from probably the worst generation of kids ever to walk this earth. It truly saddens me that when older people scowl and shy away from us, I know they have good reason. There are major trends in the make up of this generation(90's babies and so on), so I've broke it down:

"Too Cool Kids" - These are the kids who thrive in grade school. They are the popular ones. They run all the parties, know everyone who is anyone, fuck all the attractive people, and basically make life hell at school for people attempting to actually do something with their lives. They are not necessarily dumb, however they will do anything to remain in the good graces of popularity. These kids do dumb shit and find it hilarious. They embarrass us at malls and social functions where real adults happen to be. they are the most salvageable though, cause growing up naturally dwindles away at that need for social acceptance amongst peers. MOST grow up, some remain the same. These are the grown ups you see partying and clubbing at college parties at 30. They want to remain relevant

"IDGAF Kids" - These are the kids I'm deathly scared of. These are the motherfuckers you see on the news everyday. They have no regard for human life or emotion, and essentially live their lives to cause as much tyranny as they can conjure up until they get shot, killed, or go to prison. They make it no fun to go out in public at night, or have your kids just play outside anywhere. They usually travel in packs and (let's just be honest) have dirty dreadlocks. Their life expectancy in the free world is very small, but they don't care. They only listen to Gucci and Boosie, and they're screamin YOLO and actually mean that shit. 

"The Thinkers" - These kids are fine. They may smoke a little weed or somethin but they mean no harm and think logically when it comes to social situations. They go through the immature stage like everyone else but they grow up on a normal pace and keep their wits about them. They generally go to college to be around other thinkers, but sometimes they go off on the career path they desire immediately. I personally liken myself to this crowd more than anyone else. They keep hope alive

"The Drifters" - The "Nothings" basically. They coast through life on an empty plane. It's more than likely due to the fact that they're lazy and can't really figure out what they want to do with their lives. They probably have a job or somethin. They clock in, clock out, and maybe hit a party every other weekend with their drifter friends. Pretty much sums them up

Now I'm aware these categories exist in every generation of humans really, however the level of chaos today's youth brings is unmatched. Nowadays kids are raping each other, killing each other, ruining others' lives, all more frequently. I wish I could help them, because by no means do I feel I'm better than any of them, but they need help from anyone. I understand that we are a product of our circumstances and time, but we have to get back to caring about others. Nobody gives a fuck about anybody else that isn't in their immediate family/friend circle and that's sad. People used to want to help each other, what happened?

I'm Out tho,

Brey

Guest Blog: Why You Can't Find A Good Man - @KINGROUSE

Alright, KINGROUSE dropping in for a guest blog post. Shoutout to my niggas Eazy and Brey. Alright let's go ahead and jump right into it. About a good 65% of you hoes ain't shit.  Niggas too, but y'all already knew that. I know this may have started off a little harsh but let me explain. Why the fuck do y'all feel like you're entitled to royal treatment when y'all ain't doing shit to prove you're worth a real mans time (you know, the actually nice guy u deaded for the nigga with no job, nappy dreads, and the Jordan sneakers). Yeah... Refreshen your memory ole "i love bad guys, its a thrill" havin ass. After yall get dogged out yall feel like yall entitled to something worth while.  I think not. Wont catch me saving em. Y'all claim to want a good man but don't know how to act once one tries to get to know you (Re-read this sentence). I understand why niggas ain't shit...and y'all made em that way. Theres some niggas who just plain aint shit and yall know that.... the rest of em were nice guys but crossed that line once he's had enough of your shit. He joined the team and now u wanna throw him the pussy. Well bend over hoe im here for a reason and your duration ends after cuffin season.
 Another thing I wanna speak on...what gives you ran through, "I love attention", I just wanna be seen by a nigga with a team having asses the right to have this checklist of a "perfect guy" you want. I believe in standards, but come on hoe -__-. You the same broad that'll let a nigga hit with the right pick up line and a double burger cookout tray. Chill. Y'all claim to be everything a nigga wants ranting on your twitter page on that lonely Friday night at 3:00 am, but if you take the time to scroll down your twitter page you'll she your hoeish behavior being broadcasted that thursday night before. We don't believe you. Stop trying so hard to act like you're the perfect girl for niggas. Your spaghetti meals and oven baked lasagna out the box ain't appeasing. 
Lastly, Y'all love talking about broke niggas. Listen here hoe, and you listen closely...if you don't work, when scrubs come on in the club.. put yo muthafuckin hands down! Yall the same hoes that get mad if you get in the club after 12 cause you gotta pay $10. You got it tho right? Handouts from mommy and daddy don't count either. A real independent woman works for hers. If you broke and looking for a job, I can respect that. Just stay humble. But how you gone have the audacity to talk about niggas that ain't got it? Broke niggas make u sick...throw up..... right? Yeah, right all over your got damn self. All in all I'm just saying if y'all wanna real man y'all gotta prove that y'all are a real woman as well. I see too many of you ain't shit broads begging for real men.  First, make sure you deserve one. And 9 times outta 10 you probably had a guy that would have been perfect for you (p.s. check the nigga you put in the friend zone) then go back and evaluate the nigga you dropped the drawls for. Yeah, you knew he wasn't shit. So don't be mad when you "find out" he ain't shit. Thats the nigga YOU PICKED.  Smh. However, s/o to the real woman out there who actually are worth it in the end. Our queens, we appreciate you. It's these hoes we don't give a fuck about. That's it for my first entry. I'm done for now. Rouse out

Oh yea,
If you got mad from this post go look in the mirror and let the ether drown your soul as u look yourself dead in the eyes. The mirrors revealing 
~ @KINGROUSE

Why "We" Could Not Have Thrown a Project X Party- Brey

"I've seen what's around the corner. I've seen what's over the horizon and I promise you, you niggas have nothing to celebrate! And no, I wont get there with ya. I'm goin' to Canada." - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

You can gain a sense of what "we" means in the title by referring to the quote I've so generously displayed above. Anyway let's get right to the heart of what I mean here:

NIGGAS CANNOT THROW A PROJECT-X-ESQUE PARTY. True tax-paying blacks understand why this is not possible immediately, but I'm here to kick knowledge to those who may not know what the deal is.

1. Background- Just the thought of a group of black teenagers throwing an event of this magnitude is fucking terrifying. In the movie, substitute "Costa" for "DeQuan" and shit is already a bit too real. First of all it's "Tonio's" birthday party anyway, and he stay in an apartment. So how is one to conclude that this will be a success in any way?

2.The People- Hate to say this but the only people not of color showing up to this debacle are spanish niggas(essays) and white people who think they're black. Real white people are getting reasonably fucked up on the exact opposite side of town. You know niggas from the Westside gon try to slide through, and that's just problems. The weirdo stoner black kids and retro kids gotta show up to show they still relevant. THEN you have the NIGGAS who are showing up not to dance with sexy females, not to drink, not to smoke, but SOLELY there to find other niggas to ice grill and fight. Let's just call them, "Niggas from Greensboro"(Eazy knows what I mean).

3. The Party- Ignorance. Too many blunts in rotation, the niggas who were supposed to bring the red Solo cups brought Phillies instead, niggas are most definitely stealing this nigga's Xbox games among other items for their household, the line outside the bathroom is full of shouting and disparity, Fights are breaking out between the girls who just found out they men were doin dirty, The DJ is really just a nigga with the DJay app for iPhone and an Aux cord, Nobody can choose whether they want Dance music or Trap music, Niggas are getting jumped for reneging on the Spades table, the cypher outside is waking the neighbors, Niggas are having dance battles on the roof, and The police are DEFNITELY not coming because the neighborhood bad already.

4. The Aftermath- The parents of "Tonio" come home to their car fucked up and house completely destroyed? Yeah he's gotta die.

These are just a fraction of the reasons blacks can not have a "Project X" party. Don't even try it. Just have ya niggas over for 2K night and keep it cool. Don't even name ya wack ass house party "Project X". Name it "One Night in Ignorance" or somethin. Aiight I'm out

I'm Out,

Brey

@TheBreyKeys on Twitter

Random Thoughts (3-15-12) ~Eazy

Bored as hell in class....Let's get it

• We at 10,000 views bittcchheessss, Tru
• Ever notice how professors of the most difficult classes never speak English? These colleges really know how to make money yo, niggas cop the F and retake lol
  
• Fuck this nigga for making us turn our papers in at end of class
  
• Shorty beside me been sniffling all class, 90% chance she has AIDS
  
• You niggas wanna be Wiz & Big Sean sooooo bad
• If your snapback can double as a construction helmet it might be time to give it up b...
• You ladies with the linebacker calves dont eem worry about hopping on the Sundress wave...maybe next year boo
• Last weekend hours got kicked forward and hoes got kicked out....RIP Cuffing Season 2011-12
• Draw Something was really the shit for 2 good weeks...now niggas just unscramble the word :(
• Bulls beat the Heat without Rose....fuck your thoughts
• Droid users have no clue they're losing...I know I sure didnt... I just did an entire blog post on my iphone, I could barely even log into this shit on my Evo, smh

Im out, 

Eazy

That Ain't What It's All About- Brey

Swag us the fuck out for 10K views! It's very much so appreciated that y'all keep checkin us out. And Ladies it's cool you check out the blog too. I'm not tryna get all deep on y'all this morning, but I just wanna confirm some extraneous things we could do without.

- Basketball Wives ain't what it's all about. Go outside and enjoy the real world we live in. Pick up a book, shit anything. If you live vicariously through a basketball wife(although most are side pieces) you're a hoe.

-Rap Debates ain't what it's all about. Fellas we gotta cut this shit out. There are rappers that are certified legends, and the rest of them. Some are great in our OPINIONS, and some are not. That top 5 debate you have every Tuesday isn't getting you a job or a nice female. And if you have a lady already, the continuance of your "Best Lyricist" argument will Have DeShawn down the street puttin ya queen's pussy in the Walls of Jericho.

-Jordans/Expensive clothes ain't what it's all about. I'm glad I realized this early. You buying allllllllll that frivolous shit to (subconsciously) impress people ain't doin ANYTHING for you bro. The way y'all beat each other's ass for shoes that costs $20 to make astounds me. Why don't y'all beat each other's ass for a job? Why don't you push someone out the way to get the new school supplies for ya kid?

-Being fake cordial ain't what it's all about. We have to deal with some people we don't want to in our lives that's a given. Teachers, coworkers, friends of friends, etc. I understand. But if you're dealing with someone willingly please keep it 100 with them. And if they don't keep it 100 with you don't associate with them. It's that simple. Being fake is a disease that we must eradicate. I don't think some of you realize how many people you deal with that you don't like that you DON'T have to deal with at all.

Well alright that's my knowledge for the day y'all be cool

-Brey

Disrespectful Rap Lyrics (3-14-12) - Eazy

Its been understood for years now that rappers really couldn't care less how disrespectful they come off on these tracks. From Ross calling Jeezy a "Fuckboi" 6 uncontested times in a row, to Wiz claiming to have fucked each and every one of our bitches on numerous tracks on Kush & Oj, its pretty evident that these niggas really don't give a fuck about there peers or fans once the step foot in the booth. That's precisely what these posts will address. We scrapping up the most disrespectful rap lines that most niggas just casually recite from day to day without taking the time to think that someone somewhere is actually falling victim to this slander. Let's get into it...


First up...basically the whole first verse to Cam'ron's "Wet Wipes". This is a verse that I've had on my mind for a minute now...Im not certain who homie is, or if the story is even factual or not...but mann...Cam really a piece of shit


"Had a drunken mind, club wobbled out
Next stop, start trouble inside the waffle house
Mmm, click the nine, yup skip the line
Looked at home boy yo, your bitch is mine
Had a little knife, tried to flick his shine
I Had a big gat, click clack, hit recline"

....Dog...not only did this nigga Cameron cut in front of another grown man dead in the middle of a Waffle house, but he then proceeded to steal his bitch, and as a final act of blatant disrespect, let the rachet spray directly in front of the Waffle house staff members....all cause he had one too many at the club....Cam out here whilen for respect yo. If a nigga say "yo bitch is mine" you really have no choice but to engage in a confrontation. Im sure homie thought he was well prepared with his knife, but fell victim to the burner instead...R.I.P.

Next...50 cent verse on "Patiently Waiting". Hearing 50 utter these words made me fall back and re-think my entire situation. Got niggas not even trying for a relationship nomore b...peep this, 

"Your bitch a regular bitch, you calling her wifey

I fuck then feed her fast food, you keeping her icey"

:(

Just think yo, a nigga named Curtis could have your queen in the Camel Clutch at this very moment for a McDonalds value meal while you at the counter in Zales contemplating which engagement ring to purchase her. Fuck I look like wifing a girl when this may very well be the outcome? Niggas are multimillionaires b don't think the robbery can't pay a visit to a relationship near you...Long as these type of niggas are around im chillin'. This shit stressful bruh

We'll probably do these quite often since rap just gets more and more disrespectful on the daily, so as we come across them we'll be sure to post it...

Im out,

~Eazy

Legging Season :-) -Eazy

Ahhh yesss here we aree!!! We've reached my favorite season of the year people...yessirr legging season. Ive never felt such a combination of bliss and dismay in my life. Cause you all know just as well as I do that in the wrong hands...leggings can make shit take a terrible turn for the worst. And you inconsiderate ass females know exactly who you are yo. Its because of this that we here at Marvin's Room have decided to set a few guidelines for this season to come to ensure happiness for all...

Rule #1: Leggings Aren't For Everybody! 
This is by far the most important rule yo, like honestly. Shit like this should be laid out in the constitution. As such an amazing item of clothing, it was certain that leggings would catch the eyes of most females of all types and sizes...and that is exactly where the problem lies b. Sorry if I sound indignant but yo this has been a persistent problem in my community from year to year. Im tired of happily walking to class only to be incensed by the sight 2 lumpy thighs trapped in spandex passing my peripheral. The shit has to stop yo. This is in no way a shot at larger females, ....well a little, but some of you smaller females also have that cottage cheese in leggings look poppin off. 
Leggings arent for yall, im sorry. The shit isnt flattering and seeing shit like that really ruins a niggas day. And the fucked up part is, I know yall see that shit when yall first put the leggings on. Mirrors are like $5 b and they come standard in every restroom, no way will I believe that yall dont know what you look like.... its just inconsiderate, better the community and just throw a pair of jeans on...maybe you can rock leggings next season

Rule #2 Don't Let Them Fake You Out Bro
This is also a very important rule, cause every man knows that there's nothing worse than the leggings facade. Niggas be in desert level thirst mode when chillin with a chick who has what we think is a fatty, just to pull the leggings down and it be another mirage trap set by the spandex gods...Niggas be in the utmost disbelief b. Where'd the booty go? Leggings really locates all the greatness located in that general area and shapes it perfectly into a fatty to the untrained eye. Shit is like a magic trick yo. And girls no this shit, so trust me, flat chicks will not hesitate to throw on these '24 hour booty' garments and catch niggas slippin. You have to use your better judgement tho, context clues and shit. Like was ALL that there in the summer? Or did it just appear overnight. Also, look at her posture, cause girls with no ass like to flaunt it for the 24 hour period that they get it from leggings. Its new to them so they gonna try to show that shit off before they have to take the leggings off at the end of the day and return to reality.

Rule #3 Help Ensure My Safety

I understand how comfortable leggings are and the whole 9 but ladies I must ask that you please stop wearing this particular item of clothing to the gym to workout... I'm sick of it b. Upon entering the gym as soon as a spot a good looking chick in spandex I immediately feel the need to prove myself. I've incurred at least 2 injures in the gym this summer cause of you females yo. I'm tired of struggling to find the inner strength to finish my bench press sets and chick with leggings walks by and strips me of all my focus and dedication. Nothing can get accomplished when chicks are in the gym in spandex b...and what makes it worse is, y'all never do anything that's even remotely difficult. you always find the chicks in spandex doing knee-ups or other worthless exercise that can be performed in your respective homes. Explain to me why homegirl in the pic couldn't have done that on the floor in her living room...exactly. So for the sake of my health and others like me...try throwing on some b ball shorts or something, they work just as well, I'm sure of it.

Rule #4 Dont Blame Me
Females.....yall know exactly what you are doing when you squeeze into those leggings and start your day, don't even front like you don't. So if you happen to turn around and catch a nigga with his eyes wide open and tongue out you honestly cant even be mad at homie, it's in no way his fault. So don;t turn around an try to hit us with that disgusted look, cause you no you like the attention...and if not, maybe you should dress more like 90's Queen Latifah and less like Meagan Good. And not tryna point fingers or anything...but yall are the ones with the overnight ass on display so my looking at it or attempting to grab is 100% your fault...im chillin' tho..

Iight yall thats all I have for now, as the season progresses though know that I shall not hesitate to add more rules as I come across them...Im out

~Eazy

Dope Shit You Should've Already Checked Out- Brey

Aside from all the tomfoolery 2012 has brought us so far, there have been some very dope shit released this year. Just a quick heads up:

Gucci Mane- Trap Back

Dope ass project. Gucci the Messiah brings us another classic mixtape

Project X

By FAR the best party movie ever created.  Niggas will never throw a party this epic ever so don't get any ideas.But seriously go see this movie

Chronicle

Chronicle is definitely the second best movie behind the one above to be released this year. They laid the plot out very well and whether you enjoyed the ending or not it was a great movie regardless.

• Hawaii
• Wiz's new "Mary x3" joint
• My Instagram- breyboy
• Vagina

Just things you should be in the process of experiencing 

-Brey

SN 101 - 2012 Do's and Dont's of Twitter- Brey

Wassup Y'all niggas are back forreal this time. We had to recollect our thoughts and think about some fake smart ideas. I've been Very active on Twitter lately so I figure this is a perfect time to introduce Eazy and I's new followers to what we do. I know I did the Five Twitter Commandments already but now I'm gonna hit you with some classic and new do's ad dont's of the Twitterverse

Do:

• Follow more people on Twitter. It'll lead to a better experience overall trust me. Everyone brings something to the table, whether it's ignorance, sports knowledge, or just good jokes.
• Create Lists on your Twitter app if you follow over 500 people. This way you have multiple TL's that you can condense into categories i.e "Funny people", or "Skank Hoes".
• Put an Avi up of what you CURRENTLY look like. If you just got the Amber Rose Fade your avi shouldn't have you lookin like Pocahontas. That's deceitful and hurts to witness.
• Mute topics you don't want to hear about instead of complaining. I can't tell you how much better my TL looks since I muted "Eating Ass" and "J Cole" seeing as I fuck with neither.
• If you have an Iphone, get Tweetlogix and stop usin those bum apps.
• Tweet a lot...That's what Twitter is for
• Follow beautiful women with wack Twitter game. They most likely dope in person
• Follow Me and Eazy, I'm @TheBreyKeys and he's @Tha_FreshPrince

Don't:

• Ask open ended questions.EVER. Example- "Where did Jordan go to school", "What channel is the game", "What time does Real Housewives come on" you WILL get met with swift fake answers and one wrong RT? The savages will pounce.
• Follow people and complain about their tweets.Self Explanatory. Exercise that unfollow button
• Be afraid to thirst. If you have a relatively cool persona people will notice and the thirst may work in your favor.To Thirst is to immerse
• React.EVER. If you get fake RT'd or some crazy slander comes outta nowhere just let it roll off you b. It's hardly ever that serious and you reacting terribly will put you in a bad light forever. Just look at Jaheim.
• Follow people and expect them to be Fake inspirational like you. If you use Twitter like Facebook you will lose point blank.
• Spam people with your endeavors. If your Twitter fam fucks with it, the word will get around
• Tweet celebs. They don't give a fuck about you being motivated by them to go to school today. Just be realistic with yourself
• Let someone else on Twitter influence how you tweet.
• Tweet someone that you disagree with their opinion. If someone(Like me) thinks Kanye West is a way better music artist than Tupac let them think that. I PROMISE they don't give a fuck if you disagree bro
• Shock tweet.We can always tell....
• Subtweet more than once a day
• Take Twitter to mean your followers are your real life friends. They have REAL friends already.Hopefully...
• Complain about Twitter topics or Twitter itself ON Twitter. You look fucking stupid and nobody cares

Ok aside from the commandments You should be able to prosper on Twitter using these guidelines. I'm just trying to help....

I'm Out, 

Brey

Random Lists Pt. 1 "Movies" -Brey

Just a random top 5 FAVORITES list I'll be doing from time to time. Starting off with my top 5 favorite movies of all time:

1. Fight Club

Fight Club definitely was my favorite movie right after the first time I saw it. Brad Pitt's performance, Edward Norton's performance, the humor, the witty little anecdotes, not to mention the actual story were ALL on point. Helps to have David Fincher directing too. My tied for First favorite director lol.

2. Pulp Fiction

Pulp Fiction is widely considered one of the top 25 movies of all time. I could watch this movie all day. Directed by my other tied for first favorite director, Quentin Tarantino, this movie has everything and everyone. Samuel L Jackson, John Travolta, Bruce Willis, Ving Rhames, Uma Thurman, shit even Steve Buscemi is a waiter in the movie. But the comedy, violence, and story tie-ins really make this movie stand out as a gem amongst the greats. Packed with many classic quotables as well. If nothing else Samuel L is one of the funniest characters of all time in this.

3. The Matrix

Yeah this is pretty much self explanatory. Before this movie I'd never seen slow motion action that amazing. The fighting and storyline were so dope. The story really had me believing the Matrix was real dog. I thought every bald nigga was gonna approach on some red pill blue pill shit. No luck thus far....

4. Inception

This is lowkey one of the best movies ever. I love everything about this movie. The cinematography, action, VERY original storyline(really the best thing about the movie), and performances by Leonardo Dicaprio and Joseph Gordon-Levitt make this a must own movie. Is this a dream or....

5. The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

Yeah this movie is the real deal. It's 2 hours and 40 minutes long and I've seen it 3 times in the past month. The story is so compelling but the real reason I love this shit is because of Rooney Mara's performance. She realllllly changed for the role and it comes out amazing. Daniel Craig did his thing as well. GO SEE THIS MOVIE it can't disappoint.

Aiight that's it for now...

I'm Out,

Brey

Quit Fakin Boo- Brey

Wassup Y'all...I know I go on the most random rants...and tonight I won't disappoint. I'm just gonna start off with a lil quote you may or may not agree with(quite frankly don't give a shit either way).

"89% of girls are fake as hell"

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT BREY?

Glad you asked. Fake guys will have their slander post, but today is all about the ladies. You females are just far too fictional with your friends and try to play it off as being "cordial". I've seen too many times a chick be with her "friend" having a fucking blast, only to have her friend leave for the bathroom and slander the ever living shit out of her. Why do females do that? That's fake. If you being cordial do that but don't wait till a defenseless person isn't in your presence to rip them apart.
 The most dangerous type of fake female friend is the lonely one of the group. Lonely women do not think like normal females. The lonely friend will fuck her best friend's man/husband/boo and then go to $3 shots night at the club wit her "friend". I've witnessed the lonely friend attempt to seduce my mans only to get shut down, then proceed to tell his girl(Her "friend") he tried to get at her first. Shit is absolutely disgusting out here b.

Why not surround yourself with bitches you actually WANT to fuck with? Most girls I know if not all have talked superb shit about their other "friend" at one point. There are even friendships whose foundations are built off fiction. Ever notice two girls HATE each other and next week be buddy-buddy?or vice versa?Yea me either.

Guess the moral of this random rant is try to CHILL with the fakeness ladies. It's not hard to be honest and straight up with other females I promise...

I'm Out,

Brey

Lonely Friday Random Thoughts-Brey

• The Painting behind me is like the best shit ever
• Go watch Fight Club if you haven't seen it
• Bulls/Heat rematch in the Eastern Conference Finals
• Shoutout to Jeremy Lin and the fact he came off the bench last week
• Came to the conclusion most people aren't happy no matter how good their life seems
• Corinne Bailey Rae's first album>>>>
• I know this is one big NOBODY CARES post, don't give a fuck
• 8K views! Thanks for the support
• My next girlfriend gonna be the luckiest chick alive
• Gucci new mixtape fire
• Safe House is fire
• Chronicle was intensely dope
• Trailer for G.I. Joe might make a real nigga go see it
• Bioshock Infinite, Max Payne and GTAV need to drop ASAP!
• The Djay app for iPhone is the dopest shit ever
• Need more followers on Twitter :/ This 200 follower life ain't what it's about
• Follow me I changed my name @TheBreyKeys on twitter 
• Also on Instathirst-I mean gram @breyboy
• If you complain about another man's avi on twitter that YOU follow, you a faggot
• Keep it 100 wit ya loved ones they ain't always gonna be here

That's all for now...been slightly busy with school and work and whatnot but I still got some ideas for yall...Stay Classy,

Brey

Wicked Games Live (Acoustic Version)

This Nigga man....truly a musician...that's all I gotta say. Peep the video and let us know what you think!

She Rachet!

How homie is able to impersonate a rachet black girl so well raise a few concerns with me, shit is hilarious nonetheless tho....peep this video...

~Eazy

Team iPhone Rules- Brey

"I'm Slangin dope from the iPhone"- Barack Obama

Wassup Y'all. I've been seeing a lot #TeamiPhone talk on the social networking front lately and It's got me thinkin...a lot of people ain't really team Iphone. Just cause you physically HAVE an Iphone does NOT mean you Team Iphone...so here are some guidelines that'll help you figure out if you are NOT Team iPhone:

• You ain't team iPhone if your TV aint a flatscreen
• The newest iPhone 4s is your first iPhone
• You use the Twitter for iPhone app for tweeting
• You got less than 100 followers on Twitter
• You have an Acer laptop
• Your texts are never blue
• The Read Receipts are "off" for iMessage
• You don't have at least one notification in the notification center right NOW
• You have a full fledged case(bumpers are fine)
• You don't have Temple Run or Angry Birds
• You don't have a job/aren't in school/pursuing a goal

These are just a general idea of the caliber of people we accept into team iPhone. If you have the 4s and it's your first iPhone your applications will be under review once the iPhone 5 is announced.Good Day

Brey