Daily Horoscope- Brey

What's good yall...The stars have spoken and I have the inside scoop on what's going on with Libras around the world today:

• The stars say that provided that you aren't paralyzed, you will walk today.
• You will most likely feel something emotionally today, because as a Libra, you have emotions.
• You will say words to someone else, and they may or may not respond.

Ok back to stargazing....

I'm Out,

Brey

Legging Season :-) ~Eazy

Ahhh yesss here we aree!!! We've reached my favorite season of the year people...yessirr legging season. Ive never felt such a combination of bliss and dismay in my life. Cause you all know just as well as I do that in the wrong hands...leggings can make shit take a terrible turn for the worst. And you inconsiderate ass females know exactly who you are yo. Its because of this that we here at Marvin's Room have decided to set a few guidelines for this season to come to ensure happiness for all...

Rule #1: Leggings Aren't For Everybody! 
This is by far the most important rule yo, like honestly. Shit like this should be laid out in the constitution. As such an amazing item of clothing, it was certain that leggings would catch the eyes of most females of all types and sizes...and that is exactly where the problem lies b. Sorry if I sound indignant but yo this has been a persistent problem in my community from year to year. Im tired of happily walking to class only to be incensed by the sight 2 lumpy thighs trapped in spandex passing my peripheral. The shit has to stop yo. This is in no way a shot at larger females, ....well a little, but some of you smaller females also have that cottage cheese in leggings look poppin off. 
Leggings arent for yall, im sorry. The shit isnt flattering and seeing shit like that really ruins a niggas day. And the fucked up part is, I know yall see that shit when yall first put the leggings on. Mirrors are like $5 b and they come standard in every restroom, no way will I believe that yall dont know what you look like.... its just inconsiderate, better the community and just throw a pair of jeans on...maybe you can rock leggings next season

Rule #2 Don't Let Them Fake You Out Bro
This is also a very important rule, cause every man knows that there's nothing worse than the leggings facade. Niggas be in desert level thirst mode when chillin with a chick who has what we think is a fatty, just to pull the leggings down and it be another mirage trap set by the spandex gods...Niggas be in the utmost disbelief b. Where'd the booty go? Leggings really locates all the greatness located in that general area and shapes it perfectly into a fatty to the untrained eye. Shit is like a magic trick yo. And girls no this shit, so trust me, flat chicks will not hesitate to throw on these '24 hour booty' garments and catch niggas slippin. You have to use your better judgement tho, context clues and shit. Like was ALL that there in the summer? Or did it just appear overnight. Also, look at her posture, cause girls with no ass like to flaunt it for the 24 hour period that they get it from leggings. Its new to them so they gonna try to show that shit off before they have to take the leggings off at the end of the day and return to reality.

Rule #3 Help Ensure My Safety

I understand how comfortable leggings are and the whole 9 but ladies I must ask that you please stop wearing this particular item of clothing to the gym to workout... I'm sick of it b. Upon entering the gym as soon as a spot a good looking chick in spandex I immediately feel the need to prove myself. I've incurred at least 2 injures in the gym this summer cause of you females yo. I'm tired of struggling to find the inner strength to finish my bench press sets and chick with leggings walks by and strips me of all my focus and dedication. Nothing can get accomplished when chicks are in the gym in spandex b...and what makes it worse is, y'all never do anything that's even remotely difficult. you always find the chicks in spandex doing knee-ups or other worthless exercise that can be performed in your respective homes. Explain to me why homegirl in the pic couldn't have done that on the floor in her living room...exactly. So for the sake of my health and others like me...try throwing on some b ball shorts or something, they work just as well, I'm sure of it.

Rule #4 Dont Blame Me
Females.....yall know exactly what you are doing when you squeeze into those leggings and start your day, don't even front like you don't. So if you happen to turn around and catch a nigga with his eyes wide open and tongue out you honestly cant even be mad at homie, it's in no way his fault. So don;t turn around an try to hit us with that disgusted look, cause you no you like the attention...and if not, maybe you should dress more like 90's Queen Latifah and less like Meagan Good. And not tryna point fingers or anything...but yall are the ones with the overnight ass on display so my looking at it or attempting to grab is 100% your fault...im chillin' tho..

Iight yall thats all I have for now, as the season progresses though know that I shall not hesitate to add more rules as I come across them...Im out

~Eazy

Daily Horoscope: Scorpio- Brey

So I see a lot of you follow/believe horoscopes to a tee. So here in Marvins Room we will do our best to accommodate your interests by hitting you with some facts we've accumulated from stargazing and close studying. These posts will be short and sweet, as we'll try to keep them daily. So as far as relationships go, Scorpios:

• As a Scorpio, you tend to not like being abused in a relationship. This strictly Scorpio trait alludes to the rest of your personality.
• Scorpios happen to mostly enjoy sex. This is one of their famous claims, as hardly any other signs enjoy sex like that.
•  MOST scorpios tend to flirt at some point in their lives. This is a result of the Orion star being placed in the lateral lucent part of the galaxy

Most Scorpios will read this and exclaim, "That Describes me perfectly!". This is because we are in fact, Geniuses on the subject

I'm Out,

Brey

Brey's Quote of the Day

"Niggas Wanna be verified on Twitter Cause they nobodies in real life"

Logic 101: The Fake Care Effect- Brey

Wassup y'all. I just gotta vent a little about a trend I've seen that I'm choosing to call the "Fake Care" effect.

These nationally televised court cases and publicized legal matters have been rearing people's ignorant negligence to an ugly head. I truly don't understand why most people choose to Fake Care about these things. The day shit is about to come to an end all of a sudden you're picketing outside? Since when did most of y'all care? Just stop it. People want to stand for something I get that but don't just hop on the Care Train when a verdict is reached or a person is executed. You showing support on the spot is totally different than pretending you cared all along. We all know the justice system isn't perfect but you if you're not gonna change it then honestly don't talk shit about it cause nobody wants to hear that shit. We get it, you fake political. People use these topics and stories as a way to divert from their own struggles and issues. Who cares if Casey Anthony is guilty or not when your child is in a shitty school system not getting the education they need? Y'all should worry about things you can improve in YOUR lives rather than bickering about shit that most likely doesn't mean much to you.

The notion "Shit Happens" is a phrase often used, but some people really don't grasp the concept fully. It is VERY simple people, good and bad shit happens everyday to people everywhere. Think Alanis Morissette's song "Ironic". You can be a person free of sin and act like the most righteous person in the world and get hit by a drunk driver. Sure it's a tragedy but it happens, however bad it may cause you to feel. Stay positive but also remain realistic. People nowadays have a way of feeling very entitled to shit not fathoming they could lose it all in a heartbeat.

Casey Anthony is one example. They had jurors who saw and heard more about the case than most of us civilians and yet even though she was let free yall are steady screaming she's guilty. Truth is only she REALLY knows everything so you talkin shit about her isn't doing shit at all but wasting time of your life. She clearly doesn't give a fuck about what people think. Casey isn't paying your bills or doing your Homework so take a seat and relax.

The new story that spawned this whole Fake Care blog is the Troy Davis story. Man was locked up for 20 plus years and not a fucking whisper about him. NOW the day he's to be executed you know for a fact he's not guilty? Fact is a white cop was killed in the 80's. Someone has to pay for that shit hard in Georgia. The nigga was either at the wrong place at the wrong time or he fuckin did it. Either way you're gonna continue to live your life. Sure it's sad that he has to die POTENTIALLY innocent but fact is most of you aren't gonna do shit to change the judicial system so fall back. I BY NO MEANS want him to die, but I'm not gonna lose sleep over it and most of you won't either. If you genuinely care about topics like these then this isn't addressed to you. This is for people who love to "Fake Care" about issues that clearly they wouldn't discuss if it wasn't the "Topic of the Day"

I'm Out

Brey

Why This Fall/Winter is Going to Be So Dope-Brey

Wassup yall. I know I'm not the only one ecstatic about this coming cold season. Shit is gonna get very real and I expect nothing less than greatness, fades, sexy white women with uggs, and frigid heartbreaks :(.
But for once I'm focusing on the more positive and here's what to look forward to this Fall/Winter:

Boardwalk Empire

Quite Frankly one of the dopest TV shows out, which shouldn't be a surprise since it's on HBO. This show follows prohibition times and basically the trials and tribulations of old school gangstas. The show is so dope It makes the series finale of Entourage less saddening. Check it out 9/25 if you paid your cable bill. Also Hung, How to Make It In America, and American Horror Story on F/X look promising...

NBA 2K12

Uhh what is there to explain? The ONLY downside to this game is that because of the lockout the game can't include any of the rookies. Frankly who wants to play with Kyrie Irving when you have Magic Johnson, Hakeem, Jordan etc.? Don't worry I'll wait.... The only other video-game that I fuck with coming out is Assassin's Creed. I still haven't beat L.A. Noire smh(Dopest game of the year so far).

Drake's Take Care and Weeknd's       Echoes of Silence

These two projects are looking to be amazing. The Weeknd has already given us two great mixtapes and it'd be shocking if his last of the year wasn't insanely crack. Drake has been doin his thing all year and personally I feel as if he has a great chance to have the album of the year. Drake's shit is droppin Oct. 24th and Weeknd's project is droppin probably at the edge of fall close to winter. Don't comment telling me about the album covers I know they're fake bro.

Watch The Throne Tour

Niggas will definitely be in attendance for this shit. Fuck your reviews of the album the atmosphere is gonna be CRAZY in the building. When Niggas in Paris comes on I'm warning everyone haymakers will most likely be thrown and ignorance will consume my entire being. Adele will also be on tour this Fall so be on the lookout for her cause her shit is AMAZING. So amazing in fact that, niggas like me can't afford it.

The iPhone 5

I'm gonna operate under the notion that the rumors are true for this device. I have no idea if it's true but I don't care. Niggas gotta get rid of this 3GS cause apparently with this iPhone I'm not Team Iphone :(.

The combination of all these make for a great couple of seasons to come. Be safe out there this winter people as every day out here is one day closer to the end (or a new beginning if you're a glass half full loser).

Be sure to check out my post "The Sheep Effect" dropping tomorrow as well as daily horoscopes posted by me and Eazy from time to time(You're gonna wanna read them)

I'm Out,

Brey

Tuesday Thoughts 9-13-11 (Eazy's Back)

• First and foremost...RIP 2 Pac....secondly, I apologize for gettin ghost for like a month and betraying the blog. I planned on writing one like 3 weeks ago but uhh, yea...so here I am, back for a second time like MJ in 95.
• To be honest, i really was starting to think I was too Hollywood for this blog shit. At a party a chick approached me asking if I was Eazy from that blog site and told me how funny i was. Ever since then you can't tell me shit, ima fuckin celebrity b.
• I refuse to wife a girl up until twitter is over and done with yo, no telling what goes down in the secret world of dms. Niggas are starting to blatantly dish lines to niggas queens via dm. I've seen, and even done this before lol, no way am i starting a long term commitment with a girl while you niggas are roaming freely throughout twitter.
•  Wendy's is winning with this new lemonade... McDonald's better watch out, that struggle dollar tea isn't looking so appetizing anymore
• Today was so hot, this Muslim woman beside me had to result to taking off her hijab in my presence...and I know that shit is like illegal or frowned upon or something. Temperature got outta hand and she was just like fuck religion 
• Serena Williams has got to chill
• I promise you yall cant count the struggles... if someone hits me with the correct number of struggles you can have Brey's Dre Beats, word up 

• I guarantee that this pic where taken in Greensboro...the official birth place of the struggle
• Lmao yo why does homies headphones have the AV red white and yellow cables tho.....im dying
• This girl got mad at me the other day cause I said Bernie Mac supposed to be performing at the amphitheater next month...she must not have gotten a flyer
• Words with Friends will dead ass have you trying to spell out the most outlandish words just to get the dub. Last week I couldve sworn queepers was a word b...i just knew I was about to get like 90 points
• Its barely even Tuesday anymore....should i change this to wedn....fuck it
• Some bloods on twitter said they dropped Game at the mall in front of his kid yesterday. Idk if its true or not but it got me thinking. If any man drops you in front of your toddler child you really have no choice but to murder him once you regain consciousness...Imagine that lil nigga telling your queen the story once yall get home, cant have that shit go down yo.
• Legging season is right around the corner! Ive never been so excited and equally scared in my life...some of you larger size females are gonna have to chill this season, you know who you are...
• Yall enjoy the rest of your nights...Im out

~Eazy

Where's Eazy?!?!- Brey

Yeah I don't know what the fuck is going on but Eazy has disappeared from the blogging world. Any of you guys seen this nigga? Couple more days and I'm deadass changin the password....another week and I'll probably have to hold blogger tryouts smh.... oh yeah if any of y'all have guest blogs you'd be interested in doing hit me up on twitter @breyboy11 and I WILL tell you if it's wack or fire....in the meantime the search continues....

Wednesday Random Thoughts- Brey

-This is actually kind of a lonely post

-Wednesday is spelled fuckin weird...why can't it be "Winsday"

-If this NBA lockout cancels the season I will shed tears

-If the NBA does go through I'm thinkin Bulls back to the ECF again

-NBA 2K12 and Iphone 5 next month!!!!

-This Fall/Winter is gonna be the best in years for me

-I'm more sad about Entourage ending than the fact that I'm broke again smh

-Ari Gold is really the best TV show personality ever...although Larry David isn't far behind

-I'm really shooting a commercial tomorrow

-I'm goin to be the next Denzel, one Pepsi commercial at a time

-Why would you even have any other computer than a Mac?

-I'm jealous of @dwolfunc honestly

-This blog shit is tough with no inspiration

-Twitter alone can put your life on many different tracks if you use it right

-Twitter is still 85% jokes people

-Who wants to do a guest blog?I'll tell you if your idea is shit

Logic 101:The Lonely Effect- Brey

Ok Ok I know we been slackin lately but school and work have been real in our defense. Anyway I just HAVE to get at a growing phenomenon that's become a profound detrimental aspect of many females' lifestyle.

The Lonely Effect

Smh this sad sad epidemic has snuck up and sucker punched women from many different backgrounds square in the chest. We all know friends, family, and we can even see in strangers that loneliness plays a major role in their lives. I notice it in women more so that's who I comment on. Someone you love or just know casually may be lonely if they say/tweet/post on Facebook any of the following:

• "Niggas ain't shit"
• "I wish I could cuddle right now"
• "I hate guys"
• "I'm an empowered single woman"
• "#NW The Notebook...Missing him"
• "Bout to watch 106 & Park"

You get the idea. This is statistically not a surprise, as women outnumber us guys by A LOT. I'm gonna operate for the sake of this post under the notion that women don't want a guy that cheats (even to help the community). I asked around to see what these girls criteria was for guys, because maybe that's the reason. The black girls basically described Shemar Moore in "Diary of a Mad Black Woman"..whilst white girls basically described, yep, Ryan Gosling in "The Notebook". SMH

I'm by no means hating on the men those actors portrayed, because they were real, but let's be honest here ladies: Ridiculously high expectations will kill your potential relationships. Y'all gotta meet a person and like them for THEM. Not what you think they have the potential to be. You'll only be disappointed in the future. If he tears it up but can't read a book don't expect to change him into a scholar. Some things have room for growth naturally but keep it realistic that's all I ask. If he ain't shit while you're "Talking" he won't be shit in a relationship. Not thinking realistically combined with sheer bad luck results in pure unscathed loneliness.

All of us aren't the same as well, so a lot of you end up lonely because of what some moron did to you in high school. GET OVER IT. Bad shit happens to everyone for no reason at all everyday. Stop with the sense of entitlement and let's think clearly here. If he cheats don't assume every guy is gonna cheat. It isn't fair and you'll close off a potential window for happiness and true companionship. Otherwise you can end up like Dana Gordon on Entourage and be a "Career Girl", which is what should be a main focus already. Skip the slutty dress and club night and read a damn book or make career moves. You take care of you and the rest will fall into place. We don't want women who wander around aimlessly.

This of course is me venting cause the loneliness is at an all time high right now. It's gotten hard to watch. There of course are some of you who will continue to be lonely and not know why and that's to be expected. Others may already be prepared and locked in for "Cuffing Season". Either way I'm just giving my 2 cents so if you don't agree/dislike my post sorry but I quite frankly don't care.

I'm Out,

Brey