Niggas Making Moves

Whats good yall. We're no longer gonna post on Blogger anymore, went and got our own domain name, new design, etc... So fuck with us on our new site! Niggas making moves... http://www.marvinsroom.net
Thanks,
Eazy & Brey

The First Date ~Eazy

We all know that first dates are a pretty big deal. It seems like both parties have very high expectations when they go out on that first date, and you really can split up the the type of expectations by sex. Niggas for the most part just wanna make sure shorty not whack, and possibly some ass by the end of the night. As you probably seen from Think Like A Man though, girls come in with a whole checklist of preferences and shit like they don't know themselves personally, and to make things even more difficult, many of them consider NOT fucking an accomplishment. This is where the problem lies people...
Many niggas my age aren't trying to waste their time with these type of women. Not saying im like that, but hey...its the truth. Ya'll can get mad all you want, but it just reality, so fellas, Eazy is here yet again to guide you to the promised land(pause) so you arent out here wasting time on women who arent offering what you want. And if you are looking for that one, this will show you who to avoid. Eazy's just here to help. I've come up with 3 types of women you will typically come across on first dates and have organized them based on the likelihood that you'll wake up the next morning with blue-balls :/, or a cuties panties on ya ceiling fan... so lets get into it...
1. The Overly-Independent, Ambitious Goal Seeker

Chance of Getting The Panties: 0-20% :(
Possibility of Having a Good Time: Scattered
We sad :(   Make no mistake yo....these women are the enemy...These are the type of women that seem to have no real interest in sex or dating at all and are only out with you right now cause her girlfriends were getting suspicious and made her do it. They are often referred to as robots because their natural apathy towards sex/men is inhumane. Their future for the most part is already paved with 6 figure salary careers and management positions. No parties, just scheduled meetings, internships, and studying. They may make great wife material but unless you're like 28, or one of them niggas on a quest for true love cause you really enjoyed The Vow, you may want to stay away from her. There are a few ways to tell if you're dealing with this type of woman. First and foremost, how long did it take to set this date up? This type of woman will often cancel or push a date back because a "meeting came up" or other work or Organization based reasons. Wardrobe is also a big teller. These women wont commonly wear tight/revealing clothes because they believe in letting their merit and not their body make the statement for them...disgusting.

2. The Relationship Girl/Cool Chick

Chance of Getting The Panties: 45-75%
Possibility of Having a Good Time: Moderate to High
Ehh, I guess this is your average female. The one you may approach with intentions to just smash, but somehow stumble into a committed relationship. For the most part they are a good time but you just have to play it by ear. These are the girls who try to implement those "3 week rules" and make a point to try to never smash on the first night. :/ Fret not though because with most of these women, this rule can easily be broken if you make her feel you're right for her. They make sure that they get, what they feel is, their "respect" but also like to be themselves and appreciate men and sex. You'll find them to be involved on campus and bringing in about a 3.4 gpa each semester. She'll tend to have a little more guy friends because of how cool she is, but this doesn't mean she's a hoe. When setting dates with her, she'll definitely show interest, but wont entertain you playing any games, so don't go giving her the run around because you'll just miss out. What she wears to the date can vary depending on the girl, but depending on the type of date, expect her to look nice and be comfortable. As you get closer to that 75% mark expect the clothes to get a little less loose and a little more revealing. Catch her at a few of the BIG parties but she definitely wont be found at parties every Thursday-Sunday. Don't be discouraged about not hitting on the first not with her, cause sticking around is usually worthwhile, and they usually wont make you wait too long, for the most part.
3. The College Girl/Free Spirit

Chance of Getting The Panties: 85-100% :)
Possibility of Having a Good Time: High
WOOOO!!!! These women here!!! The prize! The Goal! WOO!! These women here abide by the realization that everyone does in fact have needs, and choose to act on those need as they please. They may not necessarily let you hit on the first night, but they sure as hell don't go into the date knowing that they aren't gonna give you any play before that actually meet you, they go with what they feel. This is such a broad category and include females with a myriad of backgrounds. These tend to be the girls who were overlooked in high school but started to blossom upon entering college, the girls who we're on lock-down all of their life, experienced freedom in college and went wild, or the girls who just don't give a fuck with people think and does what she wants....WOOO!! Catch her on your instagram timeline trying to shotgun 2 beers or taking a bottle of Tequila to the head.  She basically lives the college life, may have a part-time job or may be a part of an organization or two, but for the most part she's just trying to enjoy college. When setting up dates with her she usually takes the position of the aggressor, trying to set up dates as soon as possible because she just loves to go out and have a good time, and has little to no prior engagements. She'll most likely show up in a seductive dress, putting ALL that she has to offer on the table primarily. You may also catch her at parties twerking wit her leg on the wall, hands on the floor, and dress off her ass, just a college guys dream!

Well there you have it fellas...never again shall you be knee deep in a date with a girl and realize that "Damn, shorty really not tryna give me the draws" after you just spent a buck on food, entertainment and gas to get to where yall had to go. You're one up in the game, so if you're looking that one nighter, and shorty canceling the plans cause "work came up" you may want to let that one go and be on to the next. So go out there and be great.
Read the post but still not sure what the future may hold with "Sasha" from Econ class? Well feel free to #AskEazy yall know where to reach me(@Tha_FreshPrince), im just here to help b
~Eazy

Video of The Day

If ya team catches that first game L tonight just throw this on and lash out on every "bitch nigga" that happens to be in the vicinity, you'll feel better...

~Eazy

Random Thoughts - Eazy (4/17/2012)

Bored in class...smh

• Fake love is the wave....don't ask abt it, just embrace it
  
• We knee deep in the year 2012 and there's still shorties out here who are against giving head...that's wild to me
  
• I was at this 2 chainz concert this weekend and a random college chick hopped on stage and proceeded to twerk while niggas took turns smacking her ass....someone will marry that one day...
  
• Our AC has been broken for damn near a month, can't eem get money under these circumstances
  
• If you show up to class wearing the dress that you had on in the club last night, don't be mad that niggas asking if you let Mike hit for a cookout tray
  
• Ladies: Swallowing is good for your hair, nails, and teeth...so in essence, we're helping you! Damn be grateful
  
• This Asian nigga is in class is knocked the fuck out...fuck stereotypes
  
• I been tryna sneak a picture, without looking like a creep, for the last ten minutes...to no avail
  
• By the time the attendance sheet reaches the back of the classroom, half the niggas who's name are on the list are no longer in attendance, smh
  
• Me n Brey gonna be in atl for this Weeknd concert...if u gonna be there also, or if u live there, come fuck wit us...
  
• Niggas not tryna pay for hotels, fuck that, so we really just relying on our humor and charm to supply us with appropriate housing for the night
  
• Next post will be out 100th post, that's crazy...shouts to everyone fucking with the blog
  

Cheating Misconceptions ~Eazy

^Swag^

For some reason the twitter world has been focused on the topic of cheating for the past few days, and man....some of you sound so uneducated on the subject that it worries me...Fret not though ladies and gents, cause once again ya boy Eazy is here to help put everything in perspective for you lost souls. Im just here to quickly address the many, what I call, misconceptions about Cheating that i've read on my timeline recently. For the most part, I feel like the realistic people will agree with this post, you optimists that think monogamy is the key infrastructure of love may wanna scroll to the next post. For the record, I've never cheated, but lets get into it...
You Don't Love Her
I think this is probably the biggest one that I disagree with, with Men for the most part. People think that if you've cheated on your girl that automatically means that you don't love her. Fuck outta here with that b. If i loved her before i slipped up and cheated, then a random shorty giving me head won't change that. Niggas quick to say "well if you love her you wont put yourself in that situation" like life doesn't constantly throw us all curve-balls. You can't plan out ever moment of your life, shit happens, you can easily not plan to cheat n the shit still just happens.  In no way am I condoning cheating, the shit is terrible, I know. But if i just so happen to hit Miami on spring break, get drunk and smash a shorty, that shit doesn't take away the love I have for my girl, it's just sex. As men, we are naturally going to want new pussy, deadass, and good men for the most part will ignore those urges. So you not gonna tell me I don't love my girl if I happen to slip up. Im never gonna see shorty again, nor will I speak to her, everything is gone when the nut hits the condom b. "Its just sex" is the key phrase though, and that's why I can't speak for women. Yall are emotional creatures. Most of the times yall cheat is when you've grown attached to that person, and at that point its not just sex, you actually like this nigga. Dont try to compare the two cause growing feelings and fucking someone else is clearly the worst of the 2 evils. At that point you're cheating on 2 of the 3 levels, physically an emotionally. Again, im not justifying men cheating, its bad lol
All Men Cheat
Shut yo lonely bitter ass up
Bad Girls Dont Get Cheated On
This is really the dumbest thing I've ever heard. This goes right along with "if her box is good she won't get cheated on" FOH yo yall are thinking like women. I don't care how bad you are, cheating can easily pay a visit to a relationship near you. Dont think that just cause you a 10 ya man wont have another shorty on the floor of the hotel room in the camel clutch while he on a "business trip". A man can be perfectly satisfied in the bedroom and still cheat, that's not what its about.  For the most part its curiosity, availability and ease. I guarantee that if a dude is put in a room with a bad chick who's down to fuck, no stipulations, just sex, and is assured that there is a 100% chance  his girl won't find out, 85% of niggas are gonna do it! I don't care who homie has at home, that's just how we're built for the most part, im sorry. And of the remaining 15%, 5% are prolly saving till marriage and the other 10% are on the down low. Understand that niggas just naturally are gonna desire what's new and easily accessible. But of course there isn't much appreciation for NOT cheating though, cause that's what you're "supposed" to do or whatever, but I won't eem get into that.
Cheating = Breakups
Of course since society has instilled in us that cheating is wrong in every way, shape and form, everyone thinks that the only logical way to handle finding out that your guy cheated on you is to break up with them. I for one do not agree. Girls can be the happiest they've ever been with a man, know he's a good genuine man, find out he slipped up and cheated, and will leave homie just cause her girlfriends keep sayin he's no good/doesn't care. Now you just depressed for months to come and never found that happiness again just cause you couldn't get over that fact that your man got drunk n fucked some random jump. Make your own decisions! Fuck what everyone else thinks. If you know your man loves you and made an honest slip up, then fuck what "Tammy" who's been single all her life, has to say about it. Im not saying let this nigga get away with continuously smashing every girl that happens to cross his path, but just use discretion and empathize. At the end of the day its your life, make the decisions that will ensure your happiness.
Idk Those are just my thoughts on the topic. Once again, I've never cheated before, nor do I plan on it. I pray god grants me the will to turn down all ill-fated desires. Cause I, like many other good men out there, have nothing but good intentions, we're just cursed with the flaw of being a man, shit happens. But hey, Im just a young man tryna make it in these streets. Agree or disagree I wish you all the best in your future endeavors
Im out,
Eazy

The Worst Generation Ever- Brey

My reaction when asked about today's generation of teens

Let me just address the group of people who will read this post and immediately start rattling off exceptions and arguments. I know there are exceptions to every single rule, except "Shut the fuck up and read". That being said,

I come from probably the worst generation of kids ever to walk this earth. It truly saddens me that when older people scowl and shy away from us, I know they have good reason. There are major trends in the make up of this generation(90's babies and so on), so I've broke it down:

"Too Cool Kids" - These are the kids who thrive in grade school. They are the popular ones. They run all the parties, know everyone who is anyone, fuck all the attractive people, and basically make life hell at school for people attempting to actually do something with their lives. They are not necessarily dumb, however they will do anything to remain in the good graces of popularity. These kids do dumb shit and find it hilarious. They embarrass us at malls and social functions where real adults happen to be. they are the most salvageable though, cause growing up naturally dwindles away at that need for social acceptance amongst peers. MOST grow up, some remain the same. These are the grown ups you see partying and clubbing at college parties at 30. They want to remain relevant

"IDGAF Kids" - These are the kids I'm deathly scared of. These are the motherfuckers you see on the news everyday. They have no regard for human life or emotion, and essentially live their lives to cause as much tyranny as they can conjure up until they get shot, killed, or go to prison. They make it no fun to go out in public at night, or have your kids just play outside anywhere. They usually travel in packs and (let's just be honest) have dirty dreadlocks. Their life expectancy in the free world is very small, but they don't care. They only listen to Gucci and Boosie, and they're screamin YOLO and actually mean that shit. 

"The Thinkers" - These kids are fine. They may smoke a little weed or somethin but they mean no harm and think logically when it comes to social situations. They go through the immature stage like everyone else but they grow up on a normal pace and keep their wits about them. They generally go to college to be around other thinkers, but sometimes they go off on the career path they desire immediately. I personally liken myself to this crowd more than anyone else. They keep hope alive

"The Drifters" - The "Nothings" basically. They coast through life on an empty plane. It's more than likely due to the fact that they're lazy and can't really figure out what they want to do with their lives. They probably have a job or somethin. They clock in, clock out, and maybe hit a party every other weekend with their drifter friends. Pretty much sums them up

Now I'm aware these categories exist in every generation of humans really, however the level of chaos today's youth brings is unmatched. Nowadays kids are raping each other, killing each other, ruining others' lives, all more frequently. I wish I could help them, because by no means do I feel I'm better than any of them, but they need help from anyone. I understand that we are a product of our circumstances and time, but we have to get back to caring about others. Nobody gives a fuck about anybody else that isn't in their immediate family/friend circle and that's sad. People used to want to help each other, what happened?

I'm Out tho,

Brey

Guest Blog: Why You Can't Find A Good Man - @KINGROUSE

Alright, KINGROUSE dropping in for a guest blog post. Shoutout to my niggas Eazy and Brey. Alright let's go ahead and jump right into it. About a good 65% of you hoes ain't shit.  Niggas too, but y'all already knew that. I know this may have started off a little harsh but let me explain. Why the fuck do y'all feel like you're entitled to royal treatment when y'all ain't doing shit to prove you're worth a real mans time (you know, the actually nice guy u deaded for the nigga with no job, nappy dreads, and the Jordan sneakers). Yeah... Refreshen your memory ole "i love bad guys, its a thrill" havin ass. After yall get dogged out yall feel like yall entitled to something worth while.  I think not. Wont catch me saving em. Y'all claim to want a good man but don't know how to act once one tries to get to know you (Re-read this sentence). I understand why niggas ain't shit...and y'all made em that way. Theres some niggas who just plain aint shit and yall know that.... the rest of em were nice guys but crossed that line once he's had enough of your shit. He joined the team and now u wanna throw him the pussy. Well bend over hoe im here for a reason and your duration ends after cuffin season.
 Another thing I wanna speak on...what gives you ran through, "I love attention", I just wanna be seen by a nigga with a team having asses the right to have this checklist of a "perfect guy" you want. I believe in standards, but come on hoe -__-. You the same broad that'll let a nigga hit with the right pick up line and a double burger cookout tray. Chill. Y'all claim to be everything a nigga wants ranting on your twitter page on that lonely Friday night at 3:00 am, but if you take the time to scroll down your twitter page you'll she your hoeish behavior being broadcasted that thursday night before. We don't believe you. Stop trying so hard to act like you're the perfect girl for niggas. Your spaghetti meals and oven baked lasagna out the box ain't appeasing. 
Lastly, Y'all love talking about broke niggas. Listen here hoe, and you listen closely...if you don't work, when scrubs come on in the club.. put yo muthafuckin hands down! Yall the same hoes that get mad if you get in the club after 12 cause you gotta pay $10. You got it tho right? Handouts from mommy and daddy don't count either. A real independent woman works for hers. If you broke and looking for a job, I can respect that. Just stay humble. But how you gone have the audacity to talk about niggas that ain't got it? Broke niggas make u sick...throw up..... right? Yeah, right all over your got damn self. All in all I'm just saying if y'all wanna real man y'all gotta prove that y'all are a real woman as well. I see too many of you ain't shit broads begging for real men.  First, make sure you deserve one. And 9 times outta 10 you probably had a guy that would have been perfect for you (p.s. check the nigga you put in the friend zone) then go back and evaluate the nigga you dropped the drawls for. Yeah, you knew he wasn't shit. So don't be mad when you "find out" he ain't shit. Thats the nigga YOU PICKED.  Smh. However, s/o to the real woman out there who actually are worth it in the end. Our queens, we appreciate you. It's these hoes we don't give a fuck about. That's it for my first entry. I'm done for now. Rouse out

Oh yea,
If you got mad from this post go look in the mirror and let the ether drown your soul as u look yourself dead in the eyes. The mirrors revealing 
~ @KINGROUSE