Twitter 101: The Unfollow Theory ~Eazy

Whats good ya'll, Eazy here once again to attempt to better everyday life. Over the past few weeks we at Marvin's Room have had our top Scientists and Mathematicians working hours on end to come up with a solution for one of the biggest problems that have ever occurred in the twitter universe, the annoying follower. Well, I am proud to say, on behalf of the entire Marvin's Room team, that we've come up with what we feel is  our greatest solutions yet....One we call, "The Unfollow Theory"....peep game...
Now in essence, this is in fact just a theory, so although it hasn't been proven as fact just yet, it has without a doubt worked enough to in fact be considered a theory. This is for those twitter peeps who just can't stand that one person, or group of people, on their timeline who either says dumb shit, tweets too much, doesn't tweet at all, or just isn't the least bit interesting. We've taken our super intelligent notes and gatherings, and formulated them into a simple middle school style "if, then" statement so that even the dumbest of tweeters  could comprehend. A few of you may think that this theory is a a little unorthodox, but please...bare with us here, cause we really think we're onto something...

The Unfollow Theory: "If you happen to come across a certain someone on your timeline whose tweets you'd rather not see, and you take it upon yourself to visit said person's page, position your mouse over the "Unfollow" button under their avi and proceed to click, then you will in fact be free from having to view that persons tweets for as long as you choose."


At this point the shock from the amazingness that is The Unfollow Theory should have set in. It honestly had us shaking when we first worked out all the logarithms and derivatives and stumbled across this scientific breakthrough. This here is groundbreaking....

We understand that some of you are visual learners and still may not comprehend, so for you guys, it should

look something like this.  

Nah but yo to keep it a hunnit, I honestly felt like we had to break it down to people like this because a lot of you just don't get it yo... Its mad simple, how can you sit at your computer and complain about a persons tweets who you willingly follow??? Shit is stupid. Niggas act like whack followers are some sort or disease for which there isn't a cure. I may be wrong, but I'm almost certain that a nigga didn't threaten to kill you if you unfollow him, so what's the problem? I honestly want to understand lol. Because i constantly hear people saying shit like, "Toby tweets dumb shit" or "I'm tired of seeing him on my timeline" or "Bonquesha sounds so ignorant I hate her tweets" etc... Just click the button b, that's all it takes, and 'poof' they're gone. People love to use that "their my friend" excuse and shit, but if you are really friends, then a simple unfollow shouldn't hinder the friendship one bit. Its just twitter lol. I'd unfollow my own Mother if she started tweeting some reckless shit. So stop with the crying. Its your twitter timeline and only you control who you want to see and who you don't want to see. "Less complaining and more unfollowing b".....umm... feel free to follow me tho

Im out... oh yea, and don't forget to vote if you already haven't, thanks to all who have participated
~Eazy  (@Tha_FreshPrince)
P.S. No my mom doesn't have a twitter, it was just an example.

Best TV Shows Of Our Time Tournament

What's good y'all! Brey and Eazy here.... We're trying something new and would appreciate y'all's support for it. We got the idea of hosting a NCAA style tournament for the best TV shows of the past 20 years. Obviously there are maddd shows that are very different so we broke it down by 4 general categories: Sitcom, Comedy, and Two separate Dramas. We want y'all to vote on our daily poll (pause) that will have a new match up to vote on every 3 days. Spread the word cause things can get interesting later down the line. Obviously we will update what the results are after each round. First up is the first round for Sitcom East, should be a good one. You can submit your votes to the right. This is what the tourney is looking like...


Sitcom East
1. Friends
8. Smart Guy

2. Fresh Prince
7. Wayans Bros

3. Seinfeld
6. Living single

4. Frasier
5. Martin

Drama East
1. Entourage

8. Bones

2. Prison Break
7. Grey's Anatomy

3. CSI
6. Boardwalk Empire

4. OZ
5. Heroes

Comedy
1. Simpsons
8. King Of The Hill

2. Family Guy
7. Everybody Hates Chris

3. Office
6. Futurama

4. Scrubs
5. Curb Your Enthusiasm

Sitcom West
1. Jamie Foxx Show
8. Will And Grace


2. Steve Harvey Show
7. Everybody Loves Raymond


3. The Game
6. Parkers


4. My Wife And Kids
5. 2 And A Half Men

Drama West
1. Wire
8. Californication

2. True blood
7. Lost

3. Law & Order
6. 24

4. House
5. One Tree Hill

Results will be up on Friday morning, polls end Friday at 2 AM, be sure to vote for your shows!
We out
@Tha_FreshPrince
@Breyboy11

What We're Bumpin- Brey

Just droppin in to hopefully update your iTunes library. I've been nostalgic lately so don't expect any new hot shit....

Digable Planets- Reachin

I'm sure 95% of you never heard of them but they are VERYYYY dope. They infuse jazz instrumentals and heavy(for the 90's) bass. Their lyrics are more poetic, reflective of a lot of the underground hip hop scene in the 90's. I recommend them for true fans of hip hop not you lil boosie ass niggas.

Kanye West- 808's and Heartbreak

No I'm not lonely and no my heart was not recently broken(although...nvm). Contrary to popular belief this album is great. It's obviously not typical Kanye so a lot of people(including myself) hated on it when it first came out. I was in high school so i didn't fully grasp what the nigga was sayin honestly. Having been in a real relationship this album is genius. I now notice the trend of people who say this album is wack haven't been in a real long term relationship, so they can't relate.Completely understandable. Musically and lyrically it's on par and as far as I'm concerned Kanye has a perfect track record to date. Kid Cudi wrote 1/3 of the album in case you didn't know.....speaking of which...

Kid Cudi-MOTM2- The Legend of Mr Rager

One of my favorite artists so I may be biased. This album sonically and lyrically is just on par. Cudi is just so different  with his style. He's one of the few hip hop artists that makes good music all around. He can sing on a track, but he can also flow very nicely with a laid back style. he does his thing and doesn't really give that many fucks about what you think.Definitely a must listen

Check these out if you're in a chill mood but still wanna listen to hip hop. These definitely won't disappoint 

I'm Out,

Brey

Mini Update- Brey

Wassup y'all...Just a quick announcement.

In the very near future Eazy and I will be doing something with the blog which will require your participation. We'll need as many people as possible so follow us on Twitter for updates or just keep checking back here. I assure you it'll be interesting. It'd be much appreciated thanks....

Twitter- @breyboy11 and @Tha_FreshPrince

I'm Out,

Brey

Projects of the Day - Eazy

The new Wale & CuDi track dropping today got me playing all of the homie CuDi's old music that I fuck with. Since CuDi is one of my favorite rappers I've decided to pass these projects on along to y'all. Most of you probably already have these works, so go back and hit them up, and if you don't, they're mad dope so check them out, here are the links...

http://www.mediafire.com/?2n1gokjtm5n 

Tracks To Look For:

Down & Out

Man On The Moon

The Prayer

Day N Night

Embrace The Martian

Pillow Talk 

T.G.I.F

http://www.mediafire.com/?tiur5oo3ngz

Tracks To Look For:

Soundtrack To My Life
Solo Dolo
Heart Of A Lion
Sky Might Fall
CuDi Zone
Hyyerr


Yall be easy...
~Eazy

Cuffing Season Vol. 1 The Mixtape : Draft Day -Eazy (w/ @HunniB_Rose)

With it already being early-mid October niggas across the globe have already been hosting tryouts, interviews, and reviewing applications for this years cuffing season. Shit is no easy task. We at Marvin's Room realize and understand this fully, which is exactly why we've formulated a mixtape, or playlist if you will, of tracks to help make the draft process go a little smoother. These tracks have been tested and are certified box acquiring melody's that are sure to get that special shorty right where u want her. In these times, there's no time to be wasted on one particular girl, its tryouts b, if she not bout that life then you just gotta make that first round cut. If she is, she's sure to be enticed by this compilation of tracks we've put together.

Here's the Tracklist, hit the link down below...Thank Us Later

1. Celebration (rmx) - Tank f. Chris Brown & Trey Songz
2. High For This - Weeknd
3. Quickie - Miguel
4. Skin - Rihanna
5. Thursday - Weeknd
6. Cece's Interlude - Drake
7. Mars vs. Venus - Usher
8. Okay - Usher
9. The Party & The After Party - Weeknd
10. Coming Down - Weeknd
11. Raindrops - Jeremih
12. She Will - Lil Wayne f. Drake
13. The Walls - Mario f. Fabolous
14. The Zone - Weeknd
15. Nature Feels - Frank Ocean
16. A Night Off - Drake f. Lloyd
17. Trust Issues - Weeknd
18. Dance For You - Beyonce
19. Speak French - Jamie Foxx f. Gucci
20. I Get Lonely Too - Drake

“Cuffing Season Vol. 1 The Mixtape : "Draft Day"

Stick around because Vol. 2 will be dropping sometime in Nov, well after cuts have been made, files have been disposed of, and girls have been chosen. Shoutout to @HunniB_Rose for the help, follow her she cool.  Ya'll be easy..

~Eazy 

The 2K Effect - Eazy

We made it.... This is the day where men around the world have been impatiently waiting for and women have been dreading. The drop of 2K fuckin 12. I'm ecstatic to say the least. If you don't have the game by now, you fuckin losing b...except for me, cause although I reserved the game already, my x box took it upon itself to completely stop working last week, fuck Microsoft b. So I've just been spending what would be my 2k time reading the joyous tweets of others enjoying the game...hopefully ill get my turn soon enough :'(. On to the matter at hand tho! The 2K effect. This is where gamers everywhere completely abandon all of our prior responsibilities and obligations, mainly women,  for about a 2 to 4 week period to focus all attention on 2k. Fret not tho cause we at Marvin's Room have a few guidelines/tips that will help you all understand this concept to ensure that everyone makes it through this peacefully and happy....Ladies I know this is a particularly hard time for you so pay attention.

1. Leave Me Be, b
This is by far most important. You gotta understand ladies, niggas have been waiting for this shit to drop ever since we completed the last Michael Jordan challenge on 2K11. So whatever time i have between classes, work or studying, that Xbox will be on. This is what the 2k effect does to men. In no way am I gonna wanna go out and chill with you the night after 2K12 drops, while my $60 game just chills all alone in the Xbox. Go by yourself b. For the next 2 to 4 weeks, all the time we usually spend is gonna be dedicated to the Chicago Bulls. I don't wanna hear it. Us niggas have let y'all rock as we sat back quietly in the background for the entire seasons of Housewives or Bad Girls Club.  Plus, shit only comes once a year, we've given you all ample time to prepare, so now that the day has come, just leave me be, b.

2. No I Don't Wanna Play With You
I know what you're thinking ladies, cause for some reason you all have this idea that since all we want to do is play 2k, that if you learn to play you can join in on the fun.....nah yo. Take those stupid thoughts and go play with that expensive ass flat iron you got for your birthday, or better yet, play house and hook a nigga up with a meal or something, hunger is sure to follow after completing a couple of those season games. Just know that we aren't playing 2K, No way I'm I gonna listen to "how did you do that!?" or "why cant he shoot 3's too?" or "let me score!"  for 4 entire 7 minute quarters.

3. Practice And I'll Leave You
I strongly advise those strong minded women who just Have to play 2k to not get good at it. Because if I were to catch a glimpse of my girl actually showing promise in the game ima automatically think you were learning from some niggas down the street. Don't come around here cooking with D Rose yo I promise you you'll be single in a matter of crossovers.

4. Beat Me And I'll Beat Yo....Nvmind
Like my nigga Brey said, "if your girl can beat you in 2K, its not considered domestic violence." Once that 4th quarter clock approaches 0 and your girl has acquired more points than you, she is officially by law an 18+ male and can be dealt with as such. If I've been playing 2K for years now there's no way ima take my girl beating me lightly. Shit just strips you of all your manhood and dignity. How can you explain shit like that to your first born son b? In no way are we at Marvin's Room promoting domestic abuse but umm....do what you gotta do fellas

5. Do You
The 2K effect is in no way a bad thing. You ladies think that just because we not tryna chill with you for a few weeks that we don't love you. Nah b that's not the case...in fact, we doing this for y'all. This is y'all time to get your life together in you career, education or whatever other endeavours you may be seeking. You know you need it, so stop being ungrateful b, you can just thank us later.

6. The 2K Effect Doesn't Discriminate
Don't think for one second that just because you're "A Dime" or look good the The 2k effect wont pay a visit to a relationship near you. Cause you'll just be more disappointed when it happens. Sure if you're on the lower side of the rating scale you may experience an extended time frame from the 2K effect, but everyone gets put on that back burner for at least a few, its not you boo, its us.

7. The "Avid 2K Woman"
Fellas, women will often try to fake you out by boasting about how nice they are in 2K, don't fall for it!!! 9 times out of 10 its just a lonely attempt for them to join you having a merry time. Because sure enough, once the players hit the court the first thing she's gonna say is, "how do i jump for the ball". Take my word for it b, tell her to jump her ass back to the crib.

8. 4th Shift
This is a term I created strictly for big releases like 2K. We all know there are only 3 shifts in a day, but the 4th shift has no specific time. Its whenever you decided to consider yourself free. So basically females, get in where you fit it. If you see homie taking a break from 2K to chill or relax, that's your time to hop in and offer your services. This way you aren't completely being left out, you just have a short time frame to chill. Be appreciative that Call of duty didn't also drop today cause this guideline would then be void.

9. You Mad?
This is mostly for you bitter females out there. Ones who cant accept the fact that they've been temporarily replaced by animated sports players. Ones who don't want to abide by the Marvin's Room guidelines and will probably end up breaking their mans 2k or X box. I just have one thing to say.......Yo you mad? Aaahhhh you mad huh? Here are a couple tweets I saw last night from these type of females, lmao
"...I HATE 2k, but its still no choice, its still in my life. -_____-"
"Omq I hate that fuckin x box.!!! & I hate 2k even more.!"
"Fuck him, fuck 2K, and fuck that damn play staytion!"
These shits had me in tears!

That's all we have for now and should be more than enough to get everyone through these next few weeks with their relationships and game systems in tact. Y'all be good though, ima go try to convince Brey to come scoop so maybe I too can join in on the experience that is The 2K Effect.

I'm out,
~Eazy