"FOH" The Lil Mama Edition

Sigh…you have no one to blame but youself lil mama. Shit got outta hand a minute ago, n niggas let it slide, but you just couldn’t chill could you? This bitch is goin all out to extend her 6 minutes of fame, and I'm fed up. We all know after that lip gloss song she should’ve just exit stage left, but nah… this greedy bitch just had to keep goin.  Lil Mama you’ve given me no choice but to get you the fuck outta here..  No country for teenage bitches that could easily pass for a nigga’s grandma b…

Lets take it back a lil bit…In 07 vibe made a 64 best rappers bracket, which they conveniently deleted from the web, n Lil Mama here landed the 14^th spot in her bracket……..yea b……the 14^th spot. Keep in mind that Joe Budden was 16…Niggas really put her in the top 50 rappers tho. N I kno niggas prolly like, come on E that’s not even her fault, thats all Vibe. But nah son I'm not even buyin it, yall not thinkin' outside the box…For her to get a spot like that there had to have been some type of head exchange in the vibe editors office b, lets be real. The bitch dropped lip gloss and that puts her in the top 50 rappers? GTFOH

 In 09 is when shit really went too far…the fuckin VMA’s… A nigga was just chillin at the crib watch Jay n A Keys rip the finale, n meanwhile, this bitch Lil Mama was steady makin’ her way to the stage… If you didn’t see it here’s a link to the video

Niggas were just recovering from Kanye snatching the mic from Taylor Swift ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) n this bitch decides to sneak her way to the stage lookin like lil Bow Wow. 

Where was the security tho?? This was all I needed to successfully hate this bitch for the rest of eternity. No question about it, this bitch is on cocaine. She ran up on stage like this was some sort of Lil Twist or Webbie performance, and the face Jay-Z made when he saw her…priceless. You could tell the nigga just wanted to release the goons to spray the tools that instant b…

N Last but not least…this shit…

http://www.vibe.com/contents/lil-mama-her-style-evolution-nicki-minaj-being-curse-free-rapper-pg-2

yo first off…did she just call herself a bombshell? ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) 

Word Lil Mama? This was the only way you could think of how to keep your name afloat? To Say Nicki took your syle? Word? Well ima give you a fair chance...maybe she did take your syle, which style tho? 

Was it this one?

 Or maybe it was this one.. 

This one?

   nah nah nah it Had to be this one 

GTFOH Lil Mama, lets keep it real, YOU dont even want your style... but for you to say Nicki Minaj stole yours is just a cry for help...

Ima chill tho...im done for now lol. Thanks to everyone thats been checking the blog out and giving feedback tho, we appreciate it... And always remember, if you take her to Red Lobster on the regular, shes not a sidechick b...#FACT

~Eazy (@Tha_FreshPrince)

Logic 101 "Cheaters"- Brey

Yo so i know a lotta blogs are comical and others serious, but I'm not against mixing the two. Any "Logic 101" posts will be aimed towards a more serious problem that irks me or i feel needs to be addressed. That being said...

You girls have got to cut this pointless slander shit out. I understand that respect is an important factor in a relationship. You want people to respect your relationship and vice-versa. That's cool and all but if your bf decides to cheat, that's HIS FAULT 100%! You really can't get mad at the girl for doin what a single person is suppose to do(get some). A lot of girls think that the cheating is a personal attack from the other female. NAH. The last thing she's thinkin about when she's fuckin ya man is you. Y'all should direct your anger towards your man. Y'all will hate the girl, slander her on social sites, all sorts of shit yet STAY with the dude. If you stay with the dude all of your slander towards her is completely void due to the underlying fact that you're a FUCKIN idiot.

You'll have you and your whole crew slandering her an shit when truthfully y'all are just mad your man doesn't give as much of a fuck about you as you thought. Use LOGIC. She's obviously not required to give a fuck about you so just find what's the dude's problem if you really care that much....otherwise just leave that nigga and call AuB-nvm. Fact is getting mad and hating on her for capitalizing off of her innate human desire isn't logical. Actually, the problem may be you....but im chillin.

So word of advice: just let shit slide. People in your life are gonna fuck you over and do you dirty but you just gotta let it ride...Y'all stay getting tripped up over one person when there are billions more elswhere. Not every girl that fucks ya man is a slut. Granted there are some, but if he cheats on you he's either weak or doesn't care about you point blank. Aiight im out but if you really wanna lead a prosperous summer life stay away from jean skirts and jordan heels or you're a hoe.

"FOH" The LeBron Edition

So before anything, I'd like to say yes i am a LeBron James hater. Ever since he took off that carefully placed headband and revealed his hairline, and got called "better than Jordan", it's been my mission to get him all the way the Fuck Outta Here.
                                                              

Aiight so Bron you went to the Heat....which automatically sealed your fate to be here today. Yeah i know I'm gonna "wake up to the same problems" but my nigga me, you, and my little cousin still have the same amount of rings, which is what you went there for. You even had Big Sean and Drake sayin punchlines confirming you were getting a ring soon. That shit is set in STONE nigga!THEN you had the nerve to say you niggas were gonna win "Not 1...Not 2...Not 3...Not 4.... Not 5...Not 6...Not 7" championships?!?! No disrespect to them but you lost to the DALLAS MAVERICKS my dude! These niggas were on no kind of playoff radar at any point of the season. Nigga in 2 straight games you had a combined 2 points in the 4th. And niggas got the nerve to call you better than Jordan?

The fuckin picture says everything. My man Jordan is sittin there stumped at who the fuck this nigga thinks he is.... Is it cause Rashard Lewis allegedly pulled a Drake on ya queen? You gotta get past it dog or stop surroundin yourself with hoes. At least niggas in the league respect you....oh wait...

Deshawn Stevenson COMPLETELY shitted on you!(swag for gettin arrested the same week too). You really lettin niggas in the league do this? My nigga Deshawn got a ring before you tho....a complete ignorant nigga.... and let's not even see my nigga Mark....

My nigga is chilling not even giving an inkling of a fuck right now. Mark is fucking Winning. Calling a week ahead to throw a championship party when they were down in the series? Fuckin SWAG my dude. While LeBron talkin bout what's gettin done on the defensive end. I know you one of the greatest athletes in the world and two-time MVP an all but i gotta get you the FUCK OUTTA HERE b. Maybe next year....if not...

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Aiight just had to get that out. I appreciate any people checkin us out regularly(pause)....don't forget to hit us up on twitter @Tha_FreshPrince @breyboy11.

Marvin's Room News Update

Update: A bandwagon full of angry US civilians dressed in Miami Heat jerseys were reportedly spotted departing from South Beach Miami, Florida Monday morning around 9 am. Although the whereabouts of their destination is unknown, we have a hunch that these men may have something to do with this alleged activity.
  
   

*If anyone has any information regarding this occurance please contact us immediately at @MarvinsRoom11@yahoo.com *

Struggle Wardrobe *Update* (8-1-2011) -Eazy

Come the fuck on! Summer has barely even started and you niggas have successfully gone too far with the gear... Its 2011 b...jean shorts and force are simply unnacceptable! The following list will hopefully assist u niggas to open up ur closet full of struggle, and direct your clothes to the nearest trash bin. If i spot a nigga tryna sport any one item on this list ima immediately drop the vocals from Marvin's Room on their queen...

Struggle Wardrobe List:

• Coogi (Look up struggle in a dictionary and i guarantee you there will be a nigga rocking a coogi outfit. A nigga that wears coogi prolly doesnt take care of his kids)
• Jean Shorts (Im sure you may have some left over from last year but times have changed my man)
• Air Forces (...C'mon son)
• Fake Jays (If you can't gather up the $150 to purchase some real jordans then maybe you're better off wearing Sketchers b...)
• Jersey Dresses (Nah ladies ya'll dont get a pass...if a chick wearing a jersey dress then she most likely has no aspirations in life...)
• Tall Tees ( Its a shame that I have to even put this up here b...)
• Jersey with a Tee Shirt (If a nigga wearing a tee shirt under his jersey you give me no choice but to assume that you a pedophile)
• Gerbaud Jean Shorts (You really firing from all cylinders of struggle with these on. Shit like this shall not be tolerated)
• Plaid Shorts (These were acceptable in 09 but now its time to get them all the way outta here. A nigga that wears plaid shorts will go to a chicks house solely to eat the box and return home)
• Kapris (Smh i feel like sayin pause for even typin that... if u have a pair of kapris you need to march right down to your local flea market and demand your $5 back..)
• Struggle Flops (Aka flip flops that've lost their flip... Usually worn by 17 year old baby moms and niggas who have "Trappin" as their occupation on facebook. A nigga wearing struggle flops will never amount to anything)
• Reebok Classics (C'mon son why yall making me add this...shit like this should be basic knowledge but you niggas just cant chill...i honestly dnt know what to say aside from the fact that im disappointed..)
• Struggle Nikes (These are pure struggle in the form of a shoe with strings and a Nike Check...Niggas wit struggle nikes on dont realize the actual struggle in them cuz they're blinded by that damn check. These type of niggas will allow their queen to cheat as long as she's there for them in the long run.)
• South Pole (The other day I saw a homeless man on the side of the street rockin' one of these shirts... you south pole niggas dressing like you dont have a roof over your head b
• Ecko (If you still tees with that huge obnoxious rhino on it you just a plain old scum bag... no other way to put it)
• Jean Skirts (Im sorry ladies but this shit just looks way to ghetto in public. Plus its way too hot and humid to be constricted by that dingy denim that holds the skirt together. I've never seen a clean Jean Skirt...in my entire 20 years on this earth. They all have those stains that look like you've been standing over hot grease frying fish all morning)
• Dickies (Last week I headed to the hood side of Charlotte to hop on the cheap gas. Outside the gas station I see a grown man draped in a full body Dickie suit...It was damn near 100 degree weather b... Homie was really just chillin looking like an overworked janitor. Dickies cost damn near the same price as regular cargos..there honestly is no excuse for these cardboard stiff trousers b)
• More items will be added to this list as I spot them...hopefully this doesn't get out of hand
• Yo this list has gotten entirely too long...you niggas just wont chill tho smh...

Struggle Wardrobe Archives

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~Eazy

"Death of the Jealous Friend"- Brey

Ok we ALL have a friend/acquaintance who we can't all the way fuck with (pause) due to the low-key fact that they wanna swim inside your queen or chick you're smashing. If you can't recall anybody that fits the description, then it shouldn't come as a surprise that YOU are that nigga. It's time to get these niggas outta here for the summer. In the past you might of just let it slide cause you knew they had no chance, but with Drake bringing "I'm just sayin you can do better" lines back to the table and 100 degree weather striking down at 10 in the morning, you might just kill that nigga and his family these days. There are certain telltale signs of a nigga that potentially wants to procure what is rightfully yours.

• If he tried to talk to her before you- This type of nigga will cool out and try to convince you the shit is all in the past. This might actually be true, but to be honest if the chick in question is worthy of extensive attention, he prally still wants to smash(again maybe).
• He tries to one-up you around her- This lowlife is the type of dude that'll save his best jokes in his arsenal for when he's around you two. Nigga be quiet then all-of-a-sudden turn into fuckin Dave Chappelle when she slide thru. Sad part is he might actually pose a threat cause laughter is the quickest way to the box. Advice- Definitely keep this nigga away if he's actually funny but if he's not? No worries he'll just make you look good while embarrassing himself.

Of course the most dangerous one is the actual Ex-Bf, who you somehow got in cahoots with. WHATEVER he tells you about not feelin shit for her is a FUCKING lie. He's just one "Marvin's Room" listen away from hittin her up while you playin 2k. There are many other types but these are the main type of niggas to avoid this summer. We wouldn't you goin out to cop one of these to teach a nigga a lesson.

Stay cool and don't forget "If one of ya boys don't show up to watch the game, he fuckin ya girl"-@nerdatthecooltable

Eazy

Yo wats good im Eazy. Im not gonna say much over this intro cuz if u fuck wit me n my homie on this blog shit you'll learn a lot. Just young black men tryna survive in these mean streets, all while escaping the thirst. We basically here to enlighten you to put it the simplest...and to stray away from the loneliness like my homie here ...  

Now i know plenty of questions are probably running thru your head at this point...

• "Why is that nigga so lonely?"
• "Who the hell is Marvin?"
• "Why didn't my girl call me back last night?"

Just chill n stick wit us b n all your questions will be answered...

Oo yea...if u fuck wit Lil Momma, just go head n dismiss yourself from our blog b...your kind isn't wanted here...
-Eazy (@Tha_FreshPrince)

Breyboy

What's good my name is Brey, or "Karen" the imaginary friend your girl tells you she's hangin out with every now and then. Couple of tidbits about myself

• NBA Team: Chicago Bulls- No I'm not a bandwagon fan I've been an avid fan since all we had to rely on was Ben Gordon's jumpshot and prayer.
• College Team: Carolina Tar Heels- Since birth.
• Favorite Rapper: Eminem- His top 20 songs would be better than any other artist's top songs and yes i will gladly debate with you niggas.

I fuck with a lot of music artists, but certain niggas like Soulja Boy and people of that nature i believe need to be excommunicated. However Good music=Good music everyday of the week so i might fuck with songs from artist i may not fuck with on occasion.

Basically I'm just an ordinary nigga *Rick Ross Voice* with opinions and deep thoughts like the next man. Eazy and I just wanna bring laughs to a society with so many sad people such as the man below. Take care and feel free to follow me @breyboy11 on twitter.